Conservatives: We believe in freedom of speech. If your a racist, we disagree but you should be allowed to state racist opinions. You can be as theocratic as you want and you should get freedom of speech.
Also conservatives: We can't let these Muslims in here; they will vote for socially conservative policies such as banning abortion and implementing Shriah law.
Me: You'd figure the conservatives would want more immigration and liberals would want less of it because immigrants tend to be socially conservative on issues like abortion and religious freedom.
Conservatives: We support the right to bear arms to defend against a tyrannical government.
Hypothetical undocumented immigrant: Uses 2nd amendment to defend against a tyrannical government (ICE)
Conservatives: Disarm the terrorist for daring to buy a gun.
Me: But you just said you support the 2nd amendment to defend against tyranny?
Conservatives: We want less government spending, even though the states that receive the most amount of government spending are red states.
Me: Why isn't rich California and New York voting republican and poor Tennessee voting democrat?