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Atheist: I dont belive in @#$% e,rgo,  let the @#$% fall were it will

Rain { idiot savant }Man:  I sure wish I ddint have to remmeber all this @#$%

Dorothy in Land of Oz:  Follow the brown @#$% road to nearest large tree






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Stephen,

Addressing your post #27, the damaging information that you have shown towards the totally Bible inept Tradesecret is known to all, especially subsequent to you, me, and many others of the membership in EASILY Bible Slapping Tradesecret Silly®️!

The above truth is probably one of the reasons that Tradesecret is not present at this time within the forum, whereas, one can only take so much biblical embarrassment before they have to leave to lick their wounds!


The #1 agenda for any TRUE Christian like myself, or for the “plethora” of dumbfounded of the Bible pseudo-christians that frequent this forum, is to preach the inspired words of Jesus the Christ, period!

“Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit …”. (Matthew 28:19)

“Preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching.” (2 Timothy 4:2)


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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The #1 agenda for any TRUE Christian like myself, or for the “plethora” of dumbfounded of the Bible pseudo-christians that frequent this forum, is to preach the inspired words of Jesus the Christ, period!

“Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit …”. (Matthew 28:19)

“Preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching.” (2 Timothy 4:2)

Exactly my point, Brother. I believe I offered up a good example of a bible ignorant  pseudo-christian at Benjamin's request. 

A Pastor and Chaplin that tells us " I do not have an agenda. "#20 can only be described as a  pseudo-christian.


One would have thought that is it is impossible for a serving Pastor and Chaplin not to have heard the commands of the Great Commission from Jesus himself and would  have known by heart those commands spoken at ;

Matthew 28:19
2Timothy 4:2
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Mark 16:15

Its all a bit like forgetting one is student of ancient Greek, me thinks , Brother.



The above truth is probably one of the reasons that Tradesecret is not present at this time within the forum

I hadn't noticed Brother.

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Benjamin, who slaps Jesus in the face by being satirical to Christianity, and now the runaway from posts directed to him because he is to SCARED to answer them,


Seriously, I had to compose myself from laughter of your challenge to me in debating you upon the topic of you not being a pseudo-christian as is shown in the link herewith: https://www.debateart.com/debates/2864-i-am-a-pseudo-christian  OMG, you should go on the comedy circuit and call your act; “Pseudo-christian comedy at my expense” where you would have sell-out crowds in every city!  LOL!

Listen up Bible fool Benjamin, I DO NOT use the formal debate area because the majority of voters equal to your Bible ignorance are to partisan and would vote for you nonetheless subsequent to me easily raking you over the hot coals, do you understand?  Therefore, I will “discuss” your topic within your ever so wanting and embarrassing thread herewith, understood?  SCARED?  LOL


There are NO free rides, therefore, before ANY discussion upon your forthcoming self-inflicting wounds after I Bible Slap you Silly®️ on the topic in question, you are to address my post #30 that you RUN AWAY from like a little snot nosed little boy crying to his mommy, understood Bible fool?  This is a Religion Discussion Forum, and NOT a runaway from Religion Discussion Forum, get it?  You act as though you want to be equal to the #1 Bible runway FAUXLAW!

Oh, before you address my post #30 before we begin at your expense in starting your topic of you not being a pseudo-christian, don’t forget to put on some new diapers because your ever so wanting Bible intelligence and alleged debate skills are “baby-like” to say the least!


HANG ON BENJAMIN, your ride is about to get real bumpy in front of the membership!   The  ball is in your court!  BEGIN!


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This is a Religion Discussion Forum, and NOT a runaway from Religion Discussion Forum, get it?  You act as though you want to be equal to the #1 Bible runway FAUXLAW!

And he's is a student in ancient Greek!!!!
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BrotherDThomas, who is too scared to have an official debate. Who is being hypocritical by at the same time accusing me with 100% confidence but still not believing that he can beat me in a public debate. Maybe he just thinks that "satan" makes me win regardless of how much he beats me. Regardles, I thought God was stronger than Satan. Please debate me properly and pray to God that you will win -- and I will do the same -- and then the true victor will have God making the votes reflect the result.

Understood? Huh!
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You know, for my pure spite and arrogance I would vote on the debate - I suppose I am listening
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Stephen,

YOUR VERY TRUTHFUL QUOTE: "Exactly my point, Brother. I believe I offered up a good example of a bible ignorant  pseudo-christian at Benjamin's request. "

Lest you forget in showing an example of a "pseudo-christian" in being BENJAMIN as well as you can see in my posts #30, of which poor little Benjamin is STILL RUNNING AWAY FROM!  Maybe Benjamin has to get his parents permission first to TRY and address said post  because they are looking out for him in not wanting their little boy to be too embarrassed.  Furthermore, do we assume that Benjamin went to FAUXLAW's school of "How to run away from biblical axioms and to "try" and remain intelligent looking in the aftermath?"

DEBATEART Religion forum is like a magnet for truly dumbfounded pseudo-christians like Benjamin, fauxlaw, Tradesecret, ethang5 et al, to call home, that is, until you and I and many others of the membership Bible Slap them Silly!®️



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Benjamin, who slaps Jesus in the face by being satirical to Christianity, and now the runaway from posts directed to him because he is to SCARED to answer them, and now the "Excuse Artist" in not discussing his label of being a pseudo-christian,


YOUR NOT LISTENING TO WHAT I SAID QUOTE: "BrotherDThomas, who is too scared to have an official debate"

What part of my statement that I gave you didn't you understand?:  "I DO NOT use the formal debate area because the majority of voters equal to your Bible ignorance are to partisan and would vote for you nonetheless subsequent to me easily raking you over the hot coals, do you understand?  Therefore, I will “discuss” your topic within your ever so wanting and embarrassing thread herewith, understood?  SCARED?  LOL"

Whether it is an "official debate," a "discussion of your little boy Bible ignorance," or a "casual discussion of same with you wearing diapers," it will all turn out in me easily owning your Bible ignorance and your RUNAWAYS from same!


Now, subsequent to addressing my post #30 in this thread FIRST, and if you are to SCARED to do so along with a discussion of you comically not being a pseudo-christian, then change your diapers and run home to your mommy for consoling!  :( .........     LOL!


FIRST AND FOREMOST, address my post # 30 that you keep running away from in front of the membership, SCAREDY CAT! Then at your embarrassing expense, we will then discuss you being an ungodly pseudo-christian, understood Bible fool?  


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it will all turn out in me easily owning your Bible ignorance and your RUNAWAYS from same!
YES. OF COURSE. THEN OWN ME THEN!!!!!

If you crush me, the voters will not vote for me. Do you understand? I repeat: if you crush me, the voters will not vote for me. Do you understand?



How on Earth can you claim that my debating skills are at the diaper stage when you think that you would loose a formal debate against me. YOU, NOT I, have been the one making blatant statements of arrogance. Therefore, YOU are the one that is afraid to debate me. You know that any sane human would vote for me in a real debate. Hypocrite.
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Curious how poundmethomas will bible-slap others as readily as he slaps it. One wonders if it hasn't slapped back. No, one need not wonder; isn't it obvious?
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Benjamin, who slaps Jesus in the face by being satirical to Christianity, and now the runaway from posts directed to him like FAUXLAW, because he is to SCARED to answer them, and now the "Excuse Artist" in not discussing his label of being a pseudo-christian LOL,

Regarding your wussy post #40, here is what is going to happen, so pay close attention, you have yet to even "try" and address my post #30 listed below, which YOU KEEP RUNNING AWAY FROM FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!

Therefore, you want your cake and eat it too, not going to happen Bible fool! You have set an explicit example in what you would do in a "formal debate" setting of being a blatant RUNAWAY, as you have done to my post #30 FOUR TIMES NOW, therefore you want me to waste my godly time in baby sitting you while you RUNAWAY from me in making you the Bible fool in said debate setting, NOT! LOL!!!

Don't you realize that the membership is watching you RUN AWAY from my post #30 way before you made the mistake in wanting to debate me, and subsequently as well? So, change your diapers and wipe the egg from your face and at least TRY to address all 5 of my propositions in said post.  

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FAUXLAW, the runaway from biblical axioms, and now the #1 Bible fool upon this forum, and who has called Jesus a LIAR many times, 

YOUR YET ANOTHER SMOKE SCREEN  TO "TRY" AND RUN AWAY FROM MY POST #7: "Curious how poundmethomas will bible-slap others as readily as he slaps it. One wonders if it hasn't slapped back. No, one need not wonder; isn't it obvious?"

You are the last one to make any comment relative to my godly superior knowledge over your grade school Bible knowledge as shown ad infinitum within this thread alone, AND barring the myriad of times within this forum!  ROFLOL!!!



Hey, since you are here now showing yourself at this time, now you can address my post #7 that you have been sheepishly running away from in this thread as shown herewith: https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=7   Which incredibly embarrassing link where I easily Bible Slapped you Silly®️  do you want to start with as shown below?  

FAUXLAW’s current list of RUNNING AWAY from my godly posts directed to him because of his complete and overwhelming Bible ignorance and stupidity are as follows:

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=6

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=11

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=14

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=18

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5707-why-did-the-jews-believe-jesus-to-be-possessed?page=1&post_number=22

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=3&post_number=56

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=2&post_number=39

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=2&post_number=40

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5695-jesus-tempted-was-the-devil?page=1&post_number=19

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5651-gods-own-unwillingness-to-show-proof-of-his-existence?page=2&post_number=50

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5651-gods-own-unwillingness-to-show-proof-of-his-existence?page=3&post_number=59

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=89

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=91

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-liespage=4&post_number=94

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=4&post_number=99

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=5&post_number=103

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=3&post_number=53

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=3&post_number=54

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=5&post_number=105

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5681-how-does-jesus-expect-to-get-away-with-blatant-lies?page=5&post_number=103

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=10

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=17

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=1&post_number=19

https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=2&post_number=41



FAUXLAW, OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE TOO SCARED AND EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE ABOVE LINKS THAT SHOW YOUR BIBLE STUPIDITY 100%, THEREFORE, DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK ONE OUT FOR YOU TO START BECAUSE YOU CAN'T  DO IT YOURSELF?  HUH?  

SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL! LOL!


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Such lists as presented by poundmethomas are merely evidence of specific anatomical retention that ends up being an exercise in premature efactulation. Pounding sand having naught to do with rat holes.
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FAUXLAW, now the #1 runaway from biblical axioms, the #1 Bible fool upon this forum, and who has called Jesus a LIAR many times ensuring that he will go to hell upon his earthly demise, 

YOU WON WITH THIS INEPT NON SEQUITUR POST #44 IN NOT ADDRESSING MY POST #43 LINKED BELOW:  "Such lists as presented by poundmethomas are merely evidence of specific anatomical retention that ends up being an exercise in premature efactulation. Pounding sand having naught to do with rat holes."



FAUXLAW, CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER FOR YOU IN NOT ONLY BEING THE #1 BIBLE FOOL UPON THIS FORUM, BUT YOU BEAT TRADESECRET IN THE MOST RUNAWAY POSTS TO BIBLICAL AXIOMS WITH YOUR POST #44 ABOVE IN BEING #25, WHERE TRADESECRETS RECORD WAS 24!!!  PARTY TIME FOR YOU AT YOUR EXPENSE!

I never thought it could happen in this forum, but you did it! Therefore, how does it feel to not being able to accept your Christianity, other than to run away from it?  Don't think that Jesus isn't watching (Hebrews 4:13), where He tells you to at least "try" and defend the faith (Titus 1:9), but as shown, all you could do is exhibit your continued Bible stupidity and ignorance in front of the membership, and having me easily school you upon same.  

FAUXLAW, look at it this way, now you actually have meaning here at DEBATEART Religion Forum, where you are not only known now to be the #1 Bible fool, BUT, at the same time, you are now also known to be the the #1 runaway from biblical axioms directed to you as shown in my post #43 above!  


Because of your new-founded position upon this forum now, Don Pardo has some parting gifts for you, okay?  They are the following:

1.  A dozen black magic markers to blot out the passages that I schooled you upon, that for the most part, you didn't even know existed in the first place!
2.  A new pair of scissors to cut out said passages if you didn't want to use the magic markers in staining the pages beneath.
3.  A mask of Pat Roberts to wear and hide behind when leaving home because after this monumental great news gets out into public arena, you'll have to hide!
4.  A $1000.00 check to help you put together a Pseudo-Christian Comedy Act for the road, where all you have to do, is act yourself in being stupid and ignorant about the Bible!
5.  A CD showing ALL of  my godly posts to you in where you RAN AWAY from them with child like non sequiturs instead of engaging the true topic at hand!
6.  A certificate from Jesus the Christ by proxy, in showing where you will be headed upon your demise when you called Jesus a LIAR! Unpardonable Sin comes to mind!


What a grandiose day this is for you and this esteemed forum, where albeit no other religion forum can even come close to your flustering attempts to explain away your Bible stupidity and ignorance, praise Jesus!

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A formal debate is a fight. An informal forum is not a fight. 

Why at all should I waste time conversing with you if you are not even man enough to fight me?


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Benjamin, who slaps Jesus in the face by being satirical to Christianity, and now the runaway from posts directed to him like FAUXLAW does because he is to SCARED to address them, and now the "Excuse Artist" in not discussing his label of being an inept pseudo-christian LOL,


YOUR WHIMPERING LITTLE BOY QUOTE IN POST #46 GRASPING FOR STRAWS THAT ARE NOT EVEN THERE TO BEGIN WITH: "A formal debate is a fight. An informal forum is not a fight. Why at all should I waste time conversing with you if you are not even man enough to fight me?"
 
Waaaa waaa, boo hoo, with your direct quote above, you are not only RUNNING AWAY AGAIN from my post #30 FOR THE FIFTH TIME linked below that embarrasses the Hell out of you, but now you are looking for reasons to get rid of your namby-pamby debate challenge to me where you stepped in the proverbial poo and can't wipe it off fast enough! LOL    https://www.debateart.com/forum/topics/5769-making-fun-of-religion?page=2&post_number=30

Try and get another pseudo-christian to help you understand my post #42 within its context of you giving me an example of what you would do in a debate setting by you RUNNING AWAY from Bible facts, like you have done with my post # 30!  Therefore diaper boy, I am not going to baby sit you in an assumed debate in this respect, get it?


Benjamin, I suggest that you take note of the following links to prevent you from totally embarrassing yourself in the future, and where you would be more comfortable with the intellect of the child in the kid's Religion Forums shown below. You can thank me later, okay?

K-12 Online Reading Comprehension Class:

Kids Religion Forum



Another Bible inept pseudo-christian named Benjamin bites the dust.  :(  


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Benjamin, who slaps Jesus in the face by being satirical to Christianity, and now the runaway from posts directed to him like FAUXLAW does because he is to SCARED to address them, and now the "Excuse Artist" in not discussing his label of being an inept pseudo-christian LOL,

I forgot, at your embarrassing expense once again, that your moniker's image is spot on by referring to the FACT that you have a "Duh Look" where you practice "ILLOGICAL LOGIC!" Truer words for you could never be spoken!  https://files.debateart.com/profile_avatars/1728/oonizzzrzuaosxsykfkd6l3cpdf6l2bd.jpg

Benjamin, you are excused for now.


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Congratulations. You have managed to scare away anyone that actually wanted to take part in your "real" Christianity.

With regards to post #30, don't you get that I AM ONLY JOKING! I already said so, and you are a fool if you believe that I am "running away" from your post.

Consider this conversation:

A: nice weather today

B: you fool, there is lightning and a tsunami and a tornado, how can you call the weather "good"

A: I was only joking

B: You are "running away from my argument"

A: What, no. You don't get it. I was only joking.

B: Llook everyone, person A is a fool, and he doesn't even want to debate me
 
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This is basically how you act, and this kind of behaviour is both rude, disrespectful and unbiblical.


How does your behaviour on this website fit with Christian doctrine? BADLY.


Philippians 2.3: Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves.

Luke 14.3: But when you are invited, go and sit in the lowest place

1 Peter 3:15: make a defense to anyone who asks you for a reason for the hope that is in you; yet DO IT WITH GENTLENESS AND RESPECT,

BrotherDThomas, in his attempt to "convince" other people that he follows "all the rules of God", has indeed broken multiple. "The membership" can clearly see how recked you are, Brother. You have made unspeakable claims about how "godly" you are, but I have exposed your fallacy. You are no better than the ones you criticize, yet you claim to be better than them. This kind of arrogance is exactly that of those Jesus reprimanded [http://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/MATT+23.html].

Mattew 23.11:  For whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and whoever humbles himself will be exalted.
BrotherDThomas has exalted himself by showing exagerated arrogance and has been shown to be a hypocrite. The wisdom of Jesus sure exposes hypocrites even to this day.
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@BrotherDThomas
If you really want to "discuss" with me I demand a few things:
  1. Don't use name-calling on me (and shows respect in general. 
  2. Stopp constantly claiming that I "run away" from your arguments. If you consider them unanswered then simply rephrase them into a new post
  3. We start a new forum topic and discuss civilised, without any accusations or personal attacks - we must stay topical

Unless you are willing to accept these rules, then I won't debate you. Neither in a forum nor a debate. 

If you really think you can beat me, then accept those rules and we can start a new forum with some productive discussion.

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The wisdom of Jesus sure exposes hypocrites even to this day.#49



The hypocrisy of Jesus (and the bible)rubs off on his followers too.

And can  explain what it is you mean by  "the wisdom of Jesus"?  Keeping in mind that he failed miserably to complete his mission as the prophesised  Messiah? 


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Give me 1 example of Jesus being a hypocrite. I'll wait.

Wisdom of Jesus? Well, you know that he is on to something when there is even a thing as Christian_atheism, that rejects God but follows Jesus's ethics and wisdom.
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Give me 1 example of Jesus being a hypocrite. I'll wait.
Here are  two: 
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Luke 6:35 New International Version;    "But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back."

Luke 14:26 New international Version ; "If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters--yes, even their own life--such a person cannot be my disciple.


Matthew 10:34-35 New International Version,    “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.  For I have come to turn  "a man against his father,   a daughter against her mother,     a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—.......


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Matthew 19:21  "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

Mark 14:4-7 "Some of those present were saying indignantly to one another, “Why this waste of perfume?  It could have been sold for more than a year’s wages and the money given to the poor.” And they rebuked her harshly.
 “Leave her alone,” said Jesus. “Why are you bothering her? She has done a beautiful thing to me.  The poor you will always have with you, and you can help them any time you want. But you will not always have me". 



Jesus had surrounded himself with the rich and influential but not once will we read of him telling any of them to sell all they have and give it all to the "poor". quite the opposite, he appears to have been a scrounger and spongers off the rich, certainly off of "  the women of substance" in his movement.




Wisdom of Jesus? Well, you know that he is on to something when there is even a thing as Christian_atheism, that rejects God but follows Jesus's ethics and wisdom.

That hasn't explained what you call   "Jesus` wisdom".  So you cannot explain what you have claimed. What had Jesus done or said that you considered "wise" and that no other clean living upstanding atheist citizen could do.

And neither can anyone explain the angel Gabriel's prediction failed  to come to fruition either.  Do you remember that blinder ?

 
Luke1:26-38
32He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David”.

Sorry to sound so crude but being hung on two pieces of wood by only three nails is  far from a throne of any description isn’t it? Especially the “great throne covered with ivory and overlaid with fine gold” of King David,> > > 1Kings 10:18


 Gabriel mentions nothing to Mary the mother of this very special“immaculately” conceived child about his failed mission on earth and of him suffering such a barbaric and violent death. Why did he keep this from her? And what about the- all of a sudden absentee“father”, Joseph? He seems to have been written out of the story altogether and less informed about his child god’s failed mission and barbaric early demise?














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Benjamin, who slaps Jesus in the face by being satirical to Christianity, and now the runaway from posts directed to him like FAUXLAW does because he is to SCARED to address them, and now the "Excuse Artist" in not discussing his label of being an inept pseudo-christian LOL,

Addressing your post #49 where you continue to step in the proverbial poo again:

YOUR DECEIVING QUOTE IN YOUR POST #49: “With regards to post #30, don't you get that I AM ONLY JOKING! I already said so, and you are a fool if you believe that I am "running away" from your post.”

The very simple math shows that you are still running away from my post #30 by not addressing items 1 through 4, with absolutely NO answer to them whatsoever other than for you to keep RUNNING AWAY from them like a scared little boy, period!  Now, once again for the SIXTH TIME address my post #30 with its items of mention, Bible runaway!


Relative to your alleged joking around regarding Jesus' inspired words, YOU DID NOT say to the equally dumbfounded of the Bible FAUXLAW that you were just joking relative to his post #6 that was addressing your initial post in a meaningful way as if it was real and not a joke. This is  even though said post was a convoluted mess and disrespectful to Jesus, AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU STATE;  "I ALWAYS TRY AS HARD AS I CAN TO INSULT GOD" IN YOUR POST #16!  BLASPHEME!  Therefore you are blatantly guilty of the following passage: "Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap." ( Galations 6:7)



Regarding the passages that you included in assuming that I went against the scriptures, I don't need them because Jesus has set an example for me to follow when He was in the Temple of His Fathers house confronting the money changers, to wit: “When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!” His disciples remembered that it is written: “Zeal for your house will consume me.” (John 2: 13-17).  

Do you want to disagree with Jesus making a whip of cords and whipping the money changers and yelling at them as well? This is the manly Jesus' presence that I use as an example of making  Bible inept pseudo-christians like you the fools that you are, praise!



What part of my godly suggestion to you below that you are to follow to save yourself from any further embarrassment within this forum didn't you understand?

K-12 Online Reading Comprehension Class:

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I confess. You are right. I have been mocking God and Christianity.

I retract all of my claims and comments.

I repent and ask God for forgiveness.

Can you forgive me and stop name-calling me now?

I want to start over, something you should let me do.




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YOUR SOON TO BE ANOTHER EMBARRASSING QUOTE: "Give me 1 example of Jesus being a hypocrite. I'll wait."

Here is but one of many where Jesus is an outright hypocrite: "Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near; so, you too, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near, right at the door. Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things take place.“ (Matthew 24: 25-34).   It has been approximately 2016 years since Jesus was hung upon the cross, and the generation of mention in the passage above has definitely passed away where the promised things DID NOT take place.  Now, you can either call Jesus a LIAR in this passage, or you can call Him a hypocrite. You choose.

Seriously, your biblical ignorance and stupidity within this forum is growing very tiresome. Isn't it time for you to take a break and give the membership a rest?


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I thought there was just a lot of pounding noises, like flies all landing on shyte simultaneously. Not to worry, folks, it's just pondmethomas finally making some sense. He faces his mirror and says to himself:

Isn't it time for you to take a break and give the membership a rest?
Ahh, fresh air already.  I'm done. Unfortunately, I doubt the flies are
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Hypocrite: 1: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrite]

Jesus using a symbolism that never actually happened doesn't make him a hypocrite.


And why do you keep name-calling me? I already repented.
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Hypocrite: 1: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrite]



I notice that you omitted to mention this part >>"a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings".





Give me 1 example of Jesus being a hypocrite. I'll wait.

Here are  two: 
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Luke 6:35 New International Version;    "But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back."

Luke 14:26 New international Version ; "If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters--yes, even their own life--such a person cannot be my disciple.


Matthew 10:34-35 New International Version,    “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.  For I have come to turn  "a man against his father,   a daughter against her mother,     a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—.......


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Matthew 19:21  "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."

Mark 14:4-7 "Some of those present were saying indignantly to one another, “Why this waste of perfume?  It could have been sold for more than a year’s wages and the money given to the poor.” And they rebuked her harshly.
 “Leave her alone,” said Jesus. “Why are you bothering her? She has done a beautiful thing to me.  The poor you will always have with you, and you can help them any time you want. But you will not always have me". 



Jesus had surrounded himself with the rich and influential but not once will we read of him telling any of them to sell all they have and give it all to the "poor". quite the opposite, he appears to have been a scrounger and spongers off the rich, certainly off of "  the women of substance" in his movement.




Wisdom of Jesus? Well, you know that he is on to something when there is even a thing as Christian_atheism, that rejects God but follows Jesus's ethics and wisdom.

That hasn't explained what you call   "Jesus` wisdom".  So you cannot explain what you have claimed. What had Jesus done or said that you considered "wise" and that no other clean living upstanding atheist citizen could do.

And neither can anyone explain the angel Gabriel's prediction failed  to come to fruition either.  Do you remember that blinder ?

 
Luke1:26-38
32He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David”.

Sorry to sound so crude but being hung on two pieces of wood by only three nails is  far from a throne of any description isn’t it? Especially the “great throne covered with ivory and overlaid with fine gold” of King David,> > > 1Kings 10:18


 Gabriel mentions nothing to Mary the mother of this very special“immaculately” conceived child about his failed mission on earth and of him suffering such a barbaric and violent death. Why did he keep this from her? And what about the- all of a sudden absentee“father”, Joseph? He seems to have been written out of the story altogether and less informed about his child god’s failed mission and barbaric early demise?



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Benjamin, who slaps Jesus in the face by being satirical to Christianity, and now the runaway from posts directed to him like FAUXLAW does because he is to SCARED to address them, and now the "Excuse Artist" in not discussing his label of being an inept pseudo-christian LOL,

YOUR EVER SO GRAMMAR IGNORANT QUOTE IN YOUR POST #58 REGARDING JESUS NOT BEING A HYPOCRITE:  Jesus using a symbolism that never actually happened doesn't make him a hypocrite.

As if your blatant ignorance and stupidity relative to the JUDEO-Christian Bible wasn't enough, now you show how ignorant you are with not understanding the English language.   

HYPOCRITE: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings (Merrian-Webster Dictionary)

JESUS BEING A HYPOCRITE REGARDING THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD EXPLAINED ABOVE:  Relative to Matthew 24: 25-34, Jesus being a person acted in contradiction to His stated belief that He would return before the existing generation had passed away, of which He did not because said generation has been gone approximately  2000 years and Jesus has yet to return in this generation! H-E-L-L-O?  Obviously you do not understand simple math and logical deductions.

Now, in this vein shown above, what I proposed to the equally Bible ignorant and stupid FAUXLAW,  is that I can get my current neighbor's little 2nd grade boy to come here to use my moniker to explain the above hypocrisy of Jesus to you in 2nd grade terminology, okay?  Like I said before, maybe you would be more comfortable talking to a 2nd grader's intellect, and in return, little Tommy would use his 6 year old intellect to probably make you comprehend this very simple deduction.  In simpler terms this time so you hopefully will understand, I am speaking to you way over your head of understanding, get it?  Yeah, you do.   Should I call Tommy to save you further embarrassment?


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