United States House of Representatives Mafia DP5

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Lynched DP1:

Whiteflame - You are Don Young from Alaska’s At Large District. As the most senior member of Congress, you are the Dean of House of Representatives, representing Alaska for more than four decades. Your large amount of experience has allowed you to join a plethora of Congressional Committees to better serve your constituents in Alaska. Most of these have to do with nature and the environment because of the high amount of self-reliance in Alaska. Your appointment to the House Natural Resources Committee helps you frame the reauthorization of national fisheries legislation. You are the MAFIA FISHERMAN. Each day you may “fish” to gain a one-shot ability for the night from a list of possible choices: xxxxxx. You may save and use any ability that you have gained whenever you like, but once it is used, you may never use or fish for that ability again. You win with the Mafia.


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Elminster - You are Cheri Bustos from Illinois’ 17th Congressional District. As the Chair of Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC), you were in charge of getting your fellow House Democrats re-elected to hold on to the House of the Representatives. Even though you were the 5th highest ranking House Democrat, you failed miserably in your task, giving your boss the smallest House Majority in decades. To be fair to you though, it wasn’t your fault your party campaigned on Defunding the Police, which destroyed moderate House Democrats; you better hope your district doesn’t become more conservative in the process of gerrymandering with the 2020 Census. You are the SCAPEGOAT. If there is ever a tie (no matter the number of votes) in voting at the end of a DP on a No Lynch or VTNL day, you will automatically be lynched. You win with the Town

MisterChris - You are Ed Case from Hawaii’s 1st Congressional District. Hawaii as a state shifted most to the right in the 2020 Presidential Election, which was really interesting. Your colleague Tulsi Gabbard whom I respect tremendously sadly retired. As a Blue Dog Democrat, you’re one of the key parts in working out compromise with your colleagues on the other side of the aisle. With a position on the powerful House Appropriations Committee, you are key to bipartisan legislation especially right now when government shutdowns loom. You are the APPORTIONER. Each night you may select a player. If your target is killed on that night, that person’s life will be extended and they will survive until the next night. Once you do this successfully, you will permanently lose your ability. You win with the Town


Lynched DP2:

Greyparrot - You are Harold Rogers from Kentucky’s 5th Congressional District. Not many people really know you even though you have played a significant role in the House of Representatives. For a long time you were part of the Tennessee Valley Authority Congressional Caucus because of your state and its relationship with the act. Currently you are part of the Congressional Coal Caucus because Kentucky obtains 90% of its electricity from coal burning and it's something you know a lot about. Electricity and energy is like your thing, which makes we wonder why you’re nor a part of the House Energy Committee. You are the MAFIA ELECTRICIAN. You cannot be investigated; if you do get investigated you will receive the identity of who tried to investigate you. You win with the Mafia.


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SupaDudz - You are Hakeem Jeffries from New York’s 8th District. You really are very vocal about things especially the President of the United States. As the Democratic Caucus Chairman, you’re in charge of keeping track of meetings and policy initiatives discussed at those meetings. Your predecessor Joseph Crowley was primaried by the infamous Alexandria Ocasió-Cortez, and thanks to her you have a great job. Early in 2020, you were an impeachment manager over the whole Ukraine nothingburger, but the Senate voted to acquit President Trump of all charges anyways. I was genuinely surprised when Nancy Pelosi didn’t choose you as a manager for the 2021 impeachment. You are the 1x TRACKER. For one night you may choose a player. You will learn who that person visited in the night. You win with the Town.


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WaterPhoenix - You are Darrell Issa from California’s 50th Congressional District. In the past, you were a congressman from California’s 49th Congressional District, but decided to not run for reelection with the possibility of being in the minority. Consequently, you Republicans lost the district to Mike Levin, a Democrat who voted along party lines. However, after Duncan Hunter’s scandal, GOP leadership convinced you to run for the 50th District to ensure the seat remains in GOP hands. Currently, you are the richest member of Congress, with an approximate net worth of 431 million dollars. You are the MILLIONAIRE. After your death, you may choose to write and publish a "last will" (a post-death message that may contain any theories or information you wish to share). You win with the Town.


Died NP3:

Bullish - You are Ted Deutch from Florida’s 22nd Congressional District. You supported President Trump when he moved the Israeli Embassy to Jerusalem, which I commend you for. In the House you are the distinguished Chairman of the House Ethics Committee that has the job of enforcing and investigating Official Standards of Conduct. As a part of the only House Committee that has an equal number of Republicans and Democrats along with a completely non-partisan staff, you’re in charge of rooting out the rule breakers and investigating any allegations that are brought before the committee. With the power of subpoena, you can compel virtually any witness and document to be put forth in front of you. You are the COP. Each night you may choose to investigate a player upon which you will receive either an “innocent” or “guilty.” You win with the Town.


Lynched DP4

None.


Died NP4:

Drafter - You are Nancy Pelosi from California’s 12th Congressional District. As the first female Speaker of the House, you have a lot of power in dictating the business of the House of Representatives. Even though you lost the speakership in the 2010 Tea Party which revolved around fiscal conservatism, you regrouped and regained the speakership in the 2018 midterms. As the Speaker of the House, no legislation can be brought to the floor without your approval; however, at the same time, due to your leadership any legislation you support will quickly move through the elongated House process. Just recently, you whipped your caucus to get reelected as Speaker even though some progressives and moderates in the Democratic Party did not support you as speaker last time. As long as you’re there anything you want in the House can pretty much happen. You are the STRENGTHENER. Each night, you may target a player. That player's actions that night will be immune to interference (i.e. they cannot be blocked, redirected, protected against, etc). You win with the Town.


The House of Representatives is now in session for three days. 

Per the House Rules Article IV Section 2 Clause 5 the order of today’s business is a role madness mafia game. Per the proceedings, a member of Congress may be expelled if a majority of the members vote to have them removed from office.

The clerk will call role:

Mr. Lunatic
Mr. Warren
Mr. Speed

The House of Representatives will adjourn in three days time on Sunday January 24th, 2021 at 11:00 PM CST.

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The House is not in session.
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lol he lynches the soldier and wins. That's exactly what he's gonna do

It's up to you

VTL Warren
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Speed you little fucker you did it again
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VTL Speed. Got a guilty on him for what it’s worth
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VTL Speed
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Speed you little fucker you did it again
I'm dead
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hold up im confused lol I thought we would have won if speed was soldier what am i missing 
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does this not indicate speed as scum
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hold up im confused lol I thought we would have won if speed was soldier what am i missing 
If warren lynches me, he wins.
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Because the soldier wouldn't be the last town alive, you would be
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Warren (1/2) - Speed
Speed (1/2) - Warren
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Lol sorry guys, I was dumb. For some reason I thought we had it solved last day phase. Why am I so confused
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oh nvm this was always a possibility
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started drinking shortly after last day phase ended; Things are clicking now.
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speed 100% would have forfeited last night lol This has to be warren 
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Well my gut screams warren, but I would almost lynch speed just because the pain of getting outplayed by speed again hurts worse. Please make your cases against each other. Use as much WIFOM and behavioral analysis as you can. At least a paragraph or two doesn't have to be an essay. I just wanna do the game due dilligence. I fvcking hate lylo, and don't wanna be accused of rushing anything. 
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Well my gut screams warren, but I would almost lynch speed just because the pain of getting outplayed by speed again hurts worse. Please make your cases against each other. Use as much WIFOM and behavioral analysis as you can. At least a paragraph or two doesn't have to be an essay. I just wanna do the game due dilligence. I fvcking hate lylo,
I had no incentive to kill drafter. I would've had to bus both GP and WF HARD and really had no incentive to do so. Also the kill on drafter is likely from warren because drafter was unbudgingly on Warren.

I dunno I feel like that's it. And all of the reasons you scumread warren apply I guess but for me it was always POE
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k your turn
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warren if you don't say anything by the time I finish my next overwatch match Im hammering you
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Hey please I need to shower
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Lunatic speed played really fucking well.

I need you to hear me out though. He made two mistakes. And if you don’t buy those arguments I do have one last ditch attempt
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The first one is the Supa kill. I immediately was like “what the hell was that kill, that was a shit kill.”

Speed took this as a bit of an insult. He’s a hell of a mafia player. He knows that. So I come in and say “no good mafia player makes that kill.” He doesn’t like that. Look at him subtly defending the kill. He talks about how GP and WF obviously were okay with it and I say “no, if I’m mafia I grab the bull by the horns and nix that kill”

His pride got in the way and he had to defend the fact that either he didn’t make it alone or it wasn’t so bad a kill after all.
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Lunatic do not hammer me for this. Trust me.

Speed, let’s lynch lunatic.

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I know you’re here speed. Let’s do it. Let’s lynch lunatic.
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I know you’re here speed. Let’s do it. Let’s lynch lunatic.
lolwut
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Or actually we don’t have to do it right now, but talk with me about it. 
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Speed took this as a bit of an insult. He’s a hell of a mafia player. He knows that. So I come in and say “no good mafia player makes that kill.” He doesn’t like that. Look at him subtly defending the kill. He talks about how GP and WF obviously were okay with it and I say “no, if I’m mafia I grab the bull by the horns and nix that kill”
lol I was showing how your logic of "I wouldn't do this as mafia" applied to everyone

His pride got in the way and he had to defend the fact that either he didn’t make it alone or it wasn’t so bad a kill after all.
I'm actually cackling
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Trust me.
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vtl warren


I mean you actually had a chance before you tried convincing speed to lynch me. If your town then that was a wtf move.