Confession

Author: MisterChris 4 years ago

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11.14.2020 04:25PM

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I have been lying to everyone. I'm extremely sorry to those I will hurt by giving this confession, but it must be done. I would like to apologize more formally to my cat, who has always been by my side, to my fish, who does my tax returns, and to that one guy who I thought was waving at me 237 days ago but was actually waving to his friend behind me....

I am the crowned prince of Saudi Arabia.

I will now be quitting this site. You will never see me again

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11.14.2020 05:06PM

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@MisterChris

I'd confess that I'm an Illuminati reptile, but half of you already knew that, and none of you cared, so...

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11.14.2020 09:09PM

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@MisterChris

I'll confess to being the reincarnation of Zeus. Bow down to your god

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11.15.2020 07:11AM

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11.15.2020 07:11AM

I will confess that I am actually a soviet spy from the 1980s teleported to today, replacing the original Intel and inheriting his knowledge.

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11.15.2020 03:28PM

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@Intelligence_06

Oh yes. That's old Illuminati tech. Time travel, knowledge inheritance, teleportation - those are the keys to world domination.

8 days later

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11.24.2020 03:26AM

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11.24.2020 03:26AM

I’m God, if anyone was wondering where God was all this time.

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11.24.2020 03:31AM

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I'm not That1User, I'm That2User, I'm sorry everyone

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11.24.2020 05:22PM

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@MisterChris

I didn't know that the name of prince of Saudi Arabia was Christopher Best. Well, the more you know the better the score on the history test.

I am actually Oromagi. And Ragnar. And Ramshutu. It's obvious. I just spent zero effort losing every debate so that I could win 95 debates in a row.

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11.25.2020 03:35AM

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@seldiora

I have to admit something too, I'm not actually a person, in reality, I'm a cat.