All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting to 1000 posts has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always being there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Abraham Lincoln, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on bodybuilding forums, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to achieve 1000 posts for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. And lastly, to everyone legitimately taking this post seriously, thank you the most for your brilliant obliviosity.
My 1000th post
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so it is this drastic for you.
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@Intelligence_06
yes
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@MisterChris
alright then
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@Intelligence_06
yup. Definitely no indicators of an ironic joke anywhere in this post.
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@MisterChris
Hol up, I thought this was just a normal hunk of text. Now what are you doing now?
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@MisterChris
I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Abraham Lincoln, the fish I caught in the third grade,
Is it just me or did you name your fish Abraham Lincoln?
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@Intelligence_06
No, I named the fish John Wilkes Booth
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@MisterChris
OH SHI-
no wait, uh OH SHI-
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@MisterChris
Congrats! Only 9k more until you become enshrined
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@Vader
it's only a matter of time. prepare ur anus
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@MisterChris
The smell of hope
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@MisterChris
Well you two are different. Supa is a forum poster that can debate. You are a debater that can post on forums. If you are telling me both are equivalent then you are as well telling me that Lewis Hamilton and Jimmy Page are essentially the same person.
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@Intelligence_06
who says they aren't
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@MisterChris
Well, according to the theory of relativity there is no evidence that they aren't both the same illusions, but according to our objective world, Lewis Hamilton is a racing driver that can play guitar, Jimmy Page is a guitar player that can drive. Even if their skills overlap they aren't same.
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@MisterChris
Simply glorious. Congratulations on your incredible achievement. We need to get you a lifetime achievement award.
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@Intelligence_06
you can't prove they aren't the same person1!1! Einstein did crack!
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@SirAnonymous
I will be accepting my Nobel Peace Prize next week
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@MisterChris
And lastly, to everyone legitimately taking this post seriously, thank you the most for your brilliant obliviosity.
Perfect.
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@MisterChris
I should be awarded 10.
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@MisterChris
If Einstein did Crack then his theory is more likely to be false than true consider he would be considered crazy and according to Occam's razor his theory would be untrue. Evidence on everywhere shows that they are not the same.
Also don't search up SCP-3199, unless you are planning to not sleep the whole night and the night after that.
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@MisterChris
Fine you win, idk what to say anymore. Because I am just someone with no life sitting in front of a computer screen talking to someone else who also got no life sitting in front of a computer talking about stuff I am not supposed to even learn yet to prove something basically unrelated to that thing for a reason that is basically unknown.
haven't reached that yet
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@Crocodile
More rants with religious ppl(or atheists if you are religious) + More mafia games = Higher forum count.
amazing, just amazing!
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@Dr.Franklin
thank you, thank you. You may hold your applause
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@Vader
9k more and he will be enshrined?
OK, 99k for him and 90k more for you and you will automatically get God's thanks from heaven and you become free of sin after that.
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@MisterChris
i am amazed by your achievements
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@Dr.Franklin
You have 8 times that