Satire Mafia ENDGAME

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EVERYONE EXCEPT CROCODILE WINS!

So basically I made a game with no scum, and only those who lived at the end or quit the game would be in the winners circle. The idea was like the real Salem Witch Trials, there were no witches and anyone who saw that and stopped the witch hunt or left town altogether was a winner.

But then I screwed up the setup in what would very likely be my only chance to execute a game like this.

I was under the impression visitors notified someone, and it was one of the most useless town roles I could find at the time. But I did not know visitors did not notify the guy they visited. So when Supa claimed Skittlez visited him, it caused a crapstorm. And it's my fault. So as the organizer of the game, I hereby disband the town, forcing everyone to leave town and win the game.

Because the object of the game was to stop the witch hunt, and I made a screw up that only led to the witch hunt being driven along further, I decided to end the game and give everyone except Crocodile the win.

Crocodile doesn't get the win because my screw up didn't affect his death, as visitor hadn't been used until the night phase. Pie only gets the win because he left the game in a PM. Everyone else wins as well.

Here are the PMs:

Oromagi - You are role madness. Boo. Town vanilla.

Bullish - You are the voyeur. No, not the role. Your character is voyeur. Your role is vanilla. Town.

Intelligence - You are OMGUS. Let's give your stupidity more power, shall we? You are a double voter. Win with town.

Skittlez - You are Uselessness itself. You are a visitor. Every night, you visit someone. They get notified. Town. NOTE: This was the PM that screwed me over.

SirAnon - You are Futility. You are a JOAT, but they're all negative utility. 1x suicidal maniac, 1x hated, 1x random result cop. Town.

Crocodile - You are tvellalot. You know, the guy who once wrote a mafia tutorial. You are a town bus driver.

Supa - You are hidden twists. Nope nothing to see here. You are town vanilla because nothing to see here.

Speed - You are Mharman. You once idiotically modkilled an entire game. So the role that fits you is... 1x Vigilante because let's face it: you got it wrong.

Pie -  You are paranoia. You are a PGO. If someone visits you, well... "so anyways, I started blasting." You win with town.




On to Drafterman's game that will obviously be better than this.


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@Mharman
I had a hunch this was the reason.
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Me being inactive helped me win the game 🤷‍♂️

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@Mharman
So how did Pie die?
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glad we didn't let DP1 run to Friday.
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@SirAnonymous
He didn't. He just left town.
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A game with no scum? Sacrilege!
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@Mharman
How did he leave town?
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By asking to be replaced out in a PM
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@Mharman
So if I had used my suicide role, would that count as leaving town?
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No. It was just temptation to see if you would actually use it.
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I was expecting whatever we eliminated this day would be a very useful town role. The truth is much more chaotic. Guess this is not how I want my mafia be like.
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two more games and I can add the next batch of games to my archives

311) 13 Reasons Why Mafia (Mod: iLikePie5)
312) MCU Villains Mafia (Mod: Speedrace)
313) Poker Mafia (Mod: Bullish)
314) Stormlight Archives Mafia (Mod: Lunatic)
315) Bastard States Mafia (Mod: warren42)
316) Naruto Mafia (Mod: SupaDudz)
317) Civil War Generals Mafia (Mod: iLIkePie5)
318) Satire Mafia (Mod: Mharman)


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@Mharman
why'd i get pinged
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@WaterPhoenix
You exist. Therefore, you must be pinged.
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bruh
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indeed :/
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@WaterPhoenix
An explanation for why I didn't let you replace Pie.
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@Mharman
were there gonna be random night kills
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No. The purpose of the vigilante, PGO, JOAT's 1x Suicide, were to mask the fact that there was no scum by having people die in the night in other ways. I wanted town to eventually figure it out so that there some winners, but still a decent amount of losers. Maybe like a 50/50 split.
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