here is a funny summarization of how I feel people would argue on a topic.
Example topic: Can alternative energy effectively replace fossil fuels?
Oromagi: Just what is, "alternative energy"?
Ragnar: Based on these implications and ideas, let me show you how my side is winning...
Whiteflame: Given these exact statistics and trustworthy research sites, I have completely defeated my opponent in this topic.
RoyLatham: We must first analyze how the government looks upon the fossil fuels and alternative energy as a political policy...
Intelligence: Opp. BoP is not sufficient to prove his case.
Supadudz: there is a flaw in opponent's argument, here...
Me: argues the opposite side of what I believe in and loses