You know this game: You have a collection of photographs to which you apply whimsical captions. I did this a few years ago with a collection of Nancy Pelosi photos I gleaned from internet images. You'll have to imagine the photos; I know I can give your reference links, but, honestly, it's too labor-intensive for my likes. Use your bloody imagination for once!
Nevertheless, here are the applied captions. Have fun. Contribute more if you're inclined:
“Never forget the immortal words of Mark Twain: ‘It is better to keep your mouth open to be a fool than to close it to hide what’s in it.’” [Mouth wide open]
“Live long and prosper … and frequent the bathroom of your choice." [fingers of both hands raised and slightly split in the middle - you know how]
“See, according to the palm lines, my head and heart are completely at odds and never correlate; kind of like having to pass the bill to see what’s in it.” [holding one hand up wide open]
“I heard it’s like a bull’s butt at fly time. How’m I doin?” [Mouth open even wider]
“But for this clown behind me, I’d look like her.” [She is pictured with her husband, and a model is also just over her shoulder]
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.” [Eyes closed and pinched, mouth in a wide-open, toothy grin]