The re -write history thread.

Lets have some fun, lets all put some date in  American history and the relevant event that took place on that day and rewrite it to meet today's self loathing America hating environment.

I'll start:   July 4th 1776  The Declaration of Independence from Britain is signed and ratified.   Rewrite:  This  was a day that heinous slave holders choose to celebrate their senseless slaughter of tens of thousands of innocent people from Britain and stealing land from the native people. Thus unjustly declaring it their land.

Yep...Give or take a few years it was in the most part, Europeans slaughtering Europeans, based upon the notion of an assumed or an acquired difference.....Same old shit Eugene.

July 20, 1969: Rewrite: Several white guys who used a vehicle that significantly pollutes the world have landed on a rock that only a little group of rich elites care about. 

Yea that's the moon landing :)

1.  As a result of an ongoing inter-Earthling dispute, a group of light skinned guys flew to the Earths Moon and kicked dust about. 

2.  Previously, a guy named Adolf who was miffed by by the negative outcome of a fighting competition, decided therefore to have another go...And lost again...And so gave up big time.

3.   Some time before that, a group of religious outcasts and ne'er-do-wells sailed across the Atlantic Ocean and partook in a succession of fighting competitions....Eventually establishing an transglobal morally self-righteous fighting organisation, though thankfully their involvement in Adolph's second fighting competition (see above) resulted in Adolph's second defeat. 

4. Interestingly, Adolph's second fighting competition  brought about the temporary cooperation of the previously mentioned  inter-Earthling rivals (see above). Nonetheless, cooperation was short lived, as once the competition was over they quickly reaffirmed their rivalry, resulting in the implementation of a series of new strategy games, such as political ideology, global nuclear war and  space flying (see above).

5. Sporadic short lived bursts of cooperation and admiration between the aforementioned rivals, nonetheless encouraged another go at spaceflight, resulting in variously skin-toned guys and gals (all other pseudo-genders welcome) whizzing around the Earth at great speed, much to the occasional wonderment of delighted onlookers.

2/7/2019 A group of idiots proposed a resolution in US Congress to achieve net-zero GHG emissions within 10 years. However, currently, every single green energy turbine in the world uses petroleum for lubrication of moving parts, and for fabrication of plastic parts. Show me AGoreGooeyJuice that is to replace petroleum. Oh, by the way, every single cultivated field of rice, and all other natural wetlands on earth, including rivers, lakes and oceans, emit methane, a GHG, in greater quantity than cow flatulence. Eat your rice, but leave my steak alone. And shove your GND where the sun doesn't shine - another methane source.

2/7/2019 is when idiocy officially occupied the Democrat Party.

This day in history.   Geraldine Ferraro named vice presidential candidate>> Rewrite:  Some racist white cunt tried to become assistant slave master to black people.

Jan 1st, 2016 - The American wealth gap doubles since 1989, proving that the 1 percent are truly the rightful overlords of our society and poor people are just money-grabbing welfare hogs. If you disagree with this you're a Socialist who is responsible for the death of 100000 trillion billion people and how dare you my grandpa lived in the soviet union and he said it was terrible

So you are left-wing or what?

ye kinda