Correct! I am pleased that you are making absolute statements towards my serial killer Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, in that every observation you make about the world is part of Yahweh/Jesus’ truth! Emphasis on your word TRUTH, where you admit that Jesus created the world! Therefore, it looks as though you are close to jettisoning your comical Atheist beliefs, praise!
Your rhetorical rant concerning Elijah might be interesting to your equally Hell Bound Atheist friends, but it was tiring to read and had no purpose to help you defend your ungodly faith, not did it really matter to the Christian faith. To be more serious, a novel idea would be to actually include the chapter and verse within the bible next time, get it?
YOUR QUOTE OF EMBARRASSMENT: “I live a state over from Utah, so not the sickest insult, nor is it true.”
There are 5 states bordering the godforsaken Mormon state of Utah, and it is obvious that you are too embarrassed to tell us what state “one over” you live in. The normal action of a Hell Bound Atheist, be secret about things, then you won’t be embarrassed about them! lol
YOUR QUOTE OF GULLIBILITY: “You could not do so "with ease," as you say. Shipping persons is both illegal and fairly difficult on a practical basis.”
I am truly sorry that you took my facetious joke seriously, and what did I expect from a Hell Bound Atheist that doesn’t believe in a brutal serial killer Christian God name Jesus, priceless!
YOUR REVEALING QUOTE: “Let’s stay grounded in the Truth, shall we?”
Yes, most certainly, where I will be grounded within the absolute truth with Christianity, whereas you will not be grounded in your comical Atheist “theories” about this, “theories” about that, and so on! Example, you Atheists state that man is hundreds of thousand of years old, are you kidding? LOL. Jesus says that man is approximately 6000 years old within the chronological order from Adam to Jesus within the Bible, then Jesus to the present day man! H-E-L-L-O? Anybody home today Hell Bound Atheist?
My godly time is valuable, therefore I will briefly correct some of your embarrassing lack of English skills herewith:
1. Your first sentence out of the box reads: “God, at least according to some, created everything you or I sees.”
Unless you live below the Mason Dixon line in the United States, there is no need to use “sees” in its plural form.
Ex: “Masta, I sees the misses is a comin to brought you your lunch!” Get it? Probably not.
2. Your Grade School syntactical sentence structuring reads: “Furthermore, stop insulting my English until you can point out EXACTLY what's wrong with it, grammatically.”
The way it should read, without its sentence fragment is: “Furthermore, stop insulting my English until you can grammatically point out exactly what is wrong with it.”
In any event, have fun in this bastion of ungodly pseudo-christians that try in vain to rewrite the scriptures at their own peril. Whereas I am the ONLY TRUE Christian on this forum, that follows ALL of the Bible as Jesus intended, praise!
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