From a Virus to a TP apocalypse...

So I can't seem to find the source, but what fake news outlet instructed people to stock up on a year's worth of toilet paper for a slightly more aggressive version of the seasonal flu?

Don't you need a year's worth of food first to make sure you are able go through that much toilet paper?

I hear there's a movement to print TP as waffles, apply a warm, amber syrup, and eat up.

I would guess it was probably facebook.  This is concerning in that people really do believe this shit (pun intended)  We are on the fast track to making the prophetic movie Idiocracy a reality.