What is a lolcow?
Taken from the YouTube channel “UrinatingTree”, a lolcow is a word for a hilariously bad sports team or individual.
The Nominees are...
Golden State Warriors (13-48)
The Warriors lost to two crappy teams and one good team last week, and beat the second-worst team in the league. They were Western Conference champions last year, now look how far they’ve fallen. It’s almost as if building a super team by trading for players you can barely afford doesn’t work out in the long run.
Kennesaw State Men’s Basketball (1-28)
20 consecutive losses. What else can I say? It’s pretty hard to accomplish.
Hofstra Women’s Basketball (3-25)
Almost 20. They’re at 19.
Detroit Red Wings (15-52)
Not only did they lose all of their games this week to bad teams, they are also the worst team in the league. And they’re the first team of the season to be eliminated from playoff contention. Excuse me while I go celebrate with SupaDudz.
DC Defenders (2-2)
They started off good... against crappy teams. Then they fall... against crappy teams. That’s what happens when Cardale Jones implodes to Nathan Peterman levels of ineptitude.
Without Further Ado, the Loser is...
Kennesaw State Men’s Basketball!
The Warriors at least got one win this week. The Defenders are still not under .500 (yet). Hofstra is one loss short of their ineptitude. The only team I saw as a challenge to them were the Red Wings, and even then, I just can’t ignore a 20 game losing streak. So congratulations, Kennesaw State! You are the very first Lolcow of the Week! 🎉 😂 🐄
