Proof That Jesus Still Exists

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

So he goes to a church and tells the priest that his name is Jesus Christ.

The priest says, "Prove it."
So the man goes back to the bar with the priest and the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, You're here again? "

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What I am elated about is the  biblical fact that there will be no women in heaven, praise Jesus!  Jesus only knows that we had to put with women being a 2nd class citizen, as the Bible so states, while on earth, therefore, the superior man will finally have peace in heaven.

The reason there will be no 2nd class women in heaven is because of the following passage:
“When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.” (Revelations 8:1) 


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Lol