Caring Sensitive Home School Father: OK children, for supper tonight we are going to have a real treat. We are going to sit around the fire, sipping fresh, warm cow's milk and singing Kumbaya.
Kids: Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Caring Sensitive Home School Father: You are all God's children and everything you need to learn is right here in this one book, the Bible. I know you have all been studying earnestly, so, do you have any questions?
Kid 1: Oh father dearest, our provider, and protector from sin and debauchery......can you please explain Genesis 19?
Kid 2: Oh father dearest, our provider, and protector from sin and debauchery......can you please explain Exodus 21: 7-8?
Kid 3: Oh father dearest, our provider, and protector from sin and debauchery....can you please explain Luke 16:18?
Kid 4: Oh father dearest, our provider, and protector from sin and debauchery......can you please explain Deuteronomy 23:1?
Kid 5: Oh father dearest, our provider, and protector from sin and debauchery......can you please explain Revelations 21: 8?
Kid 6: Oh father dearest, our provider, and protector from sin and debauchery......can you please explain Genesis 38:7-10?
Caring Subservient Home School Mother: SUPPER IS READY!!
Caring Sensitive Home School Father: OK. I'll just unchain the kids first.