prayer is more than petition
Oh well, he dared to stick his toe in the water and make a statement.
But I can go one more and be bolder than you:
"Prayer is a bit more than a petition."
Do you care to up the ante?
At this rate, we may get up to "prayer is saying something".....after say, 100 or so exchanges.
But then, anyone who knows me knows that I will always cut to the chase and make the deciding, definitive statement........
Waiiiiiit for it folks......
Prayer is a load of crap.
So, stop clasping your hands in the vain hope that your imaginary friend is going to cure the boil on your backside in favour over all the hundreds of thousands of parents around the world simultaneously praying, whose kids are dying from the most horrendous diseases.
If prayer does work (and it doesn't) I hope God has a decent set of priorities to send some sniveling little bugger praying over a bum boil to the end of the line to wait.........
.......standing up of course. That'll stop you from being so anal retentively self-pretentious, won't it?