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Let's talk about them. And, I'm not an sjw.
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The joke is the joke.

It's the recipient that creates the offence.

One can either choose to be offended or not or simply to ignore.

Though nowadays it is extremely fashionable and P.C. to choose the offended option and I also think that it is fair to say that some people derive a certain enjoyment and satisfaction from that presumption.

And of course if offence is marketed cleverly there is bound to be money to be made.
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And of course if offence is marketed cleverly there is bound to be money to be made.

Could you go into a bit more detail on this point? If there is money involved I would like in on the action.
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One can either choose to be offended or not or simply to ignore.
exactly, it's your choice
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: [insert appropriately long list of insults and racial slurs here, none of which have anything to do with chickens or roads.]

Anyone offended yet?
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Litigation and media would probably be the two highest earners from the current wave of trendy P.C. offence related issues.

There's also probably a raft of new administrative jobs being created to police the diversity and equality sector.

Perhaps you could find a niche in one of these industries.

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Litigation sounds profitable. How far you reckon I could get in that with a high school diploma?
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Hmm.

Try the media or admin.

Depends on how well you can market yourself.


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Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.



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Lol.

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What do Jared and Muhammed have in common? They both love children.

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@Dynasty
lols
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Lmao

22 days later

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A tongue without a frenulum is a particularly cunning linguist

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An illustrated joke I saw in Playboy in the mid-60s featured a little boy and girl, playing doctor. Suddenly the boy says, pointing to hers while proudly displaying his, "What good is that?"
She replied, wisely, "With this, I can get all of those I want."

73 days later

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What are Muslims two favorite words?






Bomb away.
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What do Don Quixote, To Kill a Mockingbird, and the Bible have in common?
They're all great works of fiction.

Oh no here comes the Inquisition again