Jabba The Jihadi captured ! have fun LOL

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Click link below to see the size of him.

He put the fat in fatwa.

A morbidly obese ISIS fanatic dubbed “Jabba the Jihadi” has been captured by Iraqi forces — who loaded him onto a flatbed truck because he couldn’t fit in a police car.

The 560-pound mufti Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was nabbed Thursday by an elite SWAT team of the Nineveh regiment in the city of Mosul, according to Stars and Stripes.
The jumbo jihadist was known for “provocative speeches against the security forces” and is considered one of the top leaders of “ISIS gangs,” Iraqi security officials said in a statement.

Bari issued religious decrees — or fatwas — ordering the execution of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to ISIS when the terror group occupied the city, the statement said.

During the heyday of the group’s self-styled caliphate in 2014, he also ordered the destruction of a mosque built at the site believed to be the burial place of the biblical prophet Jonah, who once had a famous encounter with a whale.

Maajid Nawaz, [ a self confessed terrorist recruiter and ex jailbird  rewarded with a top job with a popular Radio Station in England LBC] founder of the London-based anti-extremism think Quilliam, also shared images of the heavyweight’s arrest.

“He was so overweight, maybe from remaining sedentary in his hiding place, that he had to be taken by police in the back of a pick up truck,” he wrote on Facebook.
“Most religious justifications provided to ISIS for enslaving, raping, torturing, ethnic cleansing & massacring Iraqis, Syrians & others are from this paltry beast who can’t even stand on his own two legs,” he wrote.

“Do not underestimate the psychological blow the image of this obese monster being arrested is to ISIS. Gluttony is frowned upon by jihadists. But also, ISIS branded themselves as fighters possessing rare courage & discipline… meanwhile this walrus was their top religious cleric.”
And in an ode to the epic space saga, he added: “Today was a good day for the Force & a bad day for evil.”

Macer Gifford, a British citizen who fought with a US-backed Kurdish militia in Syria, applauded the arrest and compared Bari to the slug-like gang lord of the Star Wars universe who lived on the desert planet Tatooine.

“I’m delighted to say that the Islamic State’s very own Jabba the Hutt has been captured in Mosul,” he said in a tweet.
“As long as the Devil bastes him properly Shifa al Nima should crisp nicely in hell… He literally looks like the world’s biggest chicken,” Gifford said.
Referring to Bari’s heft, he added: “Good luck hanging him Iraq.”

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Lmao. Made my day.

The lefties will defend him because of fat pride or something, though.
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Did you see the size of him in the link!!! ?
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Yeah, that boy looked like he ate a freaking yoga ball!
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The way he is posed here; if his head removed, he would look like one of those massive oven ready turkeys at and Christmas time or Thanks Giving.
My eyes are watering , I am finding it hard to see and type and my ribs are hurting. LOLOLOLOLO

 “Good luck hanging him Iraq.”

LOLOLOLOL 

I am trying to picture the gallows. 
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Allahu snackbar


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Allahu snackbar

(No offense to practicing Muslims intended)

" BLASPHEMY!!!! Death to where ever it is you come from"
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It took me a few minutes to realize this wasn't satire. Who ever heard of a fat terrorist?
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The lefties will defend him because of fat pride or something, though.

I see dozens of posts every week saying 'the left defends terrorists' but - and this is odd since I also hear constant complaints about how this site is so dominated by leftist - I have yet to see anyone on here actually defending terrorists. Perhaps you could help cure my confusion by pointing me towards a few examples?
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I see dozens of posts every week saying 'the left defends terrorists' but - and this is odd since I also hear constant complaints about how this site is so dominated by leftist - I have yet to see anyone on here actually defending terrorists. Perhaps you could help cure my confusion by pointing me towards a few examples?
I don't think that they generally do defend terrorists. I have seen that posted a lot, myself, particularly in the Soleimani thread.

If you don't know my sense of humor, I'm incredibly sarcastic and cynical. Kinda ridiculing both sides, tbh. Making fun of lefty 'fat pride' and making ridiculous claims about why they would be defending terrorists as I have seen the righties do recently. 

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If you don't know my sense of humor, I'm incredibly sarcastic and cynical. Kinda ridiculing both sides, tbh. Making fun of lefty 'fat pride' and making ridiculous claims about why they would be defending terrorists as I have seen the righties do recently. 

Understood. Sarcasm is notoriously difficult to detect over plain text.

I have a similar sense of humor, you will often see me refer to Democrats and Republicans as 'blue ties and red ties' so I get it now that it is pointed out. I'll try to avoid a similar misunderstanding happening in the future lol.

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Lol, very understandable.

People need to stop seeing "thinking the airstrike was a bad idea" as "defending terrorists". At the same time, the other boys need to stick with either anti-war or pro-war because Obama significantly increased our involvement and I didn't hear a peep, but now they are outraged???
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Completely agree on both counts.

Our society used to be guilty of a ridiculous black and white mentality that never helped anyone. Now most people are stuck in a red and blue mentality that is equally unhelpful and in some ways even worse.
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It took me a few minutes to realize this wasn't satire. Who ever heard of a fat terrorist?

Can you imagine the mess if he ever got the chance to  blow himself up, lolololo There would be enough there to feed five thousand. With some left over LOLOOLOL
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Disgusting (or should I say disgusted?), and where would you find that many cannibals?