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CHERYL: “Daddy, I am sorry that I didn’t obey you today like I biblically should, and therefore I know another scary bible story is to be read to me once again.”
BROTHER D: "Well Cheryl, barring the biblical fact that you will turn into a second class woman as you grow older, how about this story where our ever loving and forgiving Jesus, as god incarnate, allows women to be cut into pieces after being raped?"
CHERYL: “Oh yes daddy, if you must, go ahead with my needed Bible punishment story.”
BROTHER D: "Okay sweetie, it goes like this, I’ll just cut to the chase for the good parts, it was party time and the son’s of Belial came upon a house and beat on it’s door wanting a certain man to come out, but he didn’t. Then the owners daughter of this house was offered instead. Long story short, the men screwed her all night long, and the next morning they cut her up in twelve pieces, the end. Now Cheryl, you as my daughter, do you want me to perform this act upon you the next time someone comes to our door, and if I don’t go outside to anyone that wants me too, but instead, I offer you to the person in question to possibly have the same things happen to you? Huh? Are you going to obey me next time?
CHERYL: “Ewwwww, that’s gross!” Yes Daddy, I will obey you, and what does “screwing” mean?
BROTHER D: “Okay dear, it’s time for you to go to sleep and dream about our Jew Jesus as god being a serial killer of the innocents within the scriptures again, okay? As TRUE Christians, we have to accept Jesus true Modus Operandi."
CHERYL: "Daddy, I think I am going to have nightmares after that story and you threatening me the way you did if I don’t obey you next time!”
BROTHER D: "Yes Cheryl, this type of situation can arise when you are indoctrinated into our Christian faith, now go to sleep!”
There is nothing worse than children that do not obey their godly parents, therefore what I did over the years is to scare the crap out of them with a different inspired by Jesus bedtime story! One of my favorite biblical stories, that gave my young children nightmares for weeks, was the one shown below relative to Judges 19:22-30. Here is how it went down:
CHERYL: “Daddy, I am sorry that I didn’t obey you today like I biblically should, and therefore I know another scary bible story is to be read to me once again.”
BROTHER D: "Well Cheryl, barring the biblical fact that you will turn into a second class woman as you grow older, how about this story where our ever loving and forgiving Jesus, as god incarnate, allows women to be cut into pieces after being raped?"
CHERYL: “Oh yes daddy, if you must, go ahead with my needed Bible punishment story.”
BROTHER D: "Okay sweetie, it goes like this, I’ll just cut to the chase for the good parts, it was party time and the son’s of Belial came upon a house and beat on it’s door wanting a certain man to come out, but he didn’t. Then the owners daughter of this house was offered instead. Long story short, the men screwed her all night long, and the next morning they cut her up in twelve pieces, the end. Now Cheryl, you as my daughter, do you want me to perform this act upon you the next time someone comes to our door, and if I don’t go outside to anyone that wants me too, but instead, I offer you to the person in question to possibly have the same things happen to you? Huh? Are you going to obey me next time?
CHERYL: “Ewwwww, that’s gross!” Yes Daddy, I will obey you, and what does “screwing” mean?
BROTHER D: “Okay dear, it’s time for you to go to sleep and dream about our Jew Jesus as god being a serial killer of the innocents within the scriptures again, okay? As TRUE Christians, we have to accept Jesus true Modus Operandi."
CHERYL: "Daddy, I think I am going to have nightmares after that story and you threatening me the way you did if I don’t obey you next time!”
BROTHER D: "Yes Cheryl, this type of situation can arise when you are indoctrinated into our Christian faith, now go to sleep!”
Has any other Christian, a true one or not, given their children this type of godly punishment? Can you share another biblical bedtime story to use on children to make them behave? Please share it with this forum, thanks!
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