Total: 154-101-1
Wild Card: 2-2
The NFL is a glorious time! Cheers to it! Memes are at their peak and by god, they are fresh. I reach 100 incorrect picks in a season that was wild, wacky, and weird. These are my divisional round predictions right now. My Superbowl Picks are still set. I made $80 off the NFL tho. Cheers to betting against NOLA and NE. Bookie.com has made a 16yr old rich. Mwahahahaa
AFC
Titans: 17
Ravens: 30
The Titans are the Luke Skwyalker of this NFL story, leading their way to beat the Patriots in a tight nit game where the Patriots couldn't manage offensively and the defense collapsed under Derrick Henry. So much for that touted defense of yours. Anyway no one cares of Tennessee anymore as they have to face a real offense where their defensive struggles will primer against a Lamar Jackson led offense. I do not see anyway Titans win this. The Ravens have an insane defense, 3rd-5th in the league and have an MVP QB who is tough to maintain, along with a core of Marquees Brown and Mark Ingram, I'm sorry Titans, but your Cinderella story ends today. Tanehill returns to being Tanehill, and King Henry will not be enough to defeat the one seed
Texans: 26
Chiefs: 33
Talent can't bail you out again Bill O'Brien. Just because Deshaun Watson can pull a goddamn Matrix outta his ass does not mean you will win this game. Mahomes can consistently torch this overrated defense that has severe holes in it overall. While last time it seemed to be the opposite, it does mean that things will change. Reid will find ways to torch this team and on paper, each team looks equally matched besides coaching, and that will have the biggest effect, along with QB. Your time will wait Watson, Mahomes has the spotlight right now
NFC
Talent can't bail you out again Bill O'Brien. Just because Deshaun Watson can pull a goddamn Matrix outta his ass does not mean you will win this game. Mahomes can consistently torch this overrated defense that has severe holes in it overall. While last time it seemed to be the opposite, it does mean that things will change. Reid will find ways to torch this team and on paper, each team looks equally matched besides coaching, and that will have the biggest effect, along with QB. Your time will wait Watson, Mahomes has the spotlight right now
NFC
Vikings: 18
49ers: 30
Funny funny that Saints can't win in the playoffs. Funny funny that Cousins finally wins a playoff game. Can we just watch Kirk Cousins get the absolute shit kicked outta him now in enemy territory. If he wins, the NFL may be the craziest we have seen
Funny funny that Saints can't win in the playoffs. Funny funny that Cousins finally wins a playoff game. Can we just watch Kirk Cousins get the absolute shit kicked outta him now in enemy territory. If he wins, the NFL may be the craziest we have seen
Seahawks: 34
Packers: 21
Packers: 21
Hmmm who do I pick? The team that has shown themselves to be a legit threat this year and have won primetime games when need be, have an MVP candidate on their team, and insane defense, and is well coached, or do I pick the team that got into the bye week bye sheer luck and have had inconsistency issues along with not being able to close out games, injury plague, less than elite defense, and an OK coach that hasn't proven himself? You know who I pick. Do I also mention that the other team is a demi-god on the road? You know who I pick. This is an utter nightmare for the Packers and a season that was merely a fluke due to easy divisional play and a sub par schedule, where the only teams they played legit they won had a hurt starter.