Oh it's on now! I am only going to do rhymes this once just because you did, don't expect me to put in that much effort for any future posts lol.
You were unwanted; your Mom failed an abortion
50% accurate, not that bad for you kid. I think you've earned a peek at some insults that are a bit more sophisticated.
First let's do some math, am I really 25? My profile says April 1st 1995!
You are a fool if you think that's real though I admit the year is not a lie. Count really carefully now with all your fingers and toes and you'll see it's 24 years that I have been alive.
I haven't had my birthday this year yet, the odds that anyone has is less than 2 percent!
But I don't really expect you to understand that basic statistic, you're one of those who think college is basic.
Wanna know what I did with my 'college years'? I got a paycheck to blow shit up that I mostly spent on cheap beers.
I was droppin' bombs and makin' moms while your ass was in the sixth grade watching TV to see the Oscar noms
But maybe it's not fair to compare just yet, you are still in highschool.
But by the time I do actually hit 25 I'll be paying off a mortgage. When you reach that age, college boy, all you'll be paying off is student debts!