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@Imabench
leader of the entire ballsack!
I have no response to the powerful imagery this phrase evokes.
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@Ramshutu
Bsh1’s right testicle; the boring workhorse scientist
No scientist = no internet = no porn.
Whose balls are boring now?
Can we really consider voting for his LEFT testicle given its ties to the Clinton Foundation?
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@Ramshutu
I’m not sure which is bigger.I’m fairly sure I know which is less fragile
Oof, it's less obvious than it seems.
Bish has BALLS OF STEEL, while RM's ego is aS tOuGh As SteEL.
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@PressF4Respect
We can test to see who is less fragile.
We can try and demolish a medium sized building with bshs left testicle whilst singing wrecking ball.
@RM, your a terrible rapper, and have no clue how game theory works.
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@Ramshutu
A simpler test may be possible. The Mohs scale of mineral hardness is used as a measure of the hardness of a solid substance. Materials are placed on this scale based on what they are able to scratch and what they are scratched by, so for example calcium can scratch talc so rates higher than talc. Diamond can scratch both so rates higher than both. I propose using this simple test to discover for sure which of the two objects in question is less fragile.
In other words we now have a scientifically valid justification for bsh to rub his balls on RMs face and allow us to observe the results. Boring workhorse scientist indeed.
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@Discipulus_Didicit
We could put Bshs left testicle, test testicle, right testicle and RMs ego in some form of Newton’s Cradle to see which survives longest.
I’m betting that the ego gets crushed like an AT-ST in the return of the Jedi on the first nut swing:
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@Barney
Oh come on, what giant testicle DOESNT have ties to the Clinton Foundation at this point?
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@Imabench
Only the Test Testicle, which is solely endorsed by non politicans and real people, not ordinary shit politicans
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@Vader
Saying, both left, right and test testicles have close links to a shadey asshole.
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@Ramshutu
Bah, who said the ass was shady? It is tough, sturdy, and willing to deal with the shit the other side spews. The question is, who has the better ties to this holy shit
About 8-10 days until the first stage is launched.
Actually footage of Bsh coming into this thread, reading the last few pages and then responding like a grown up:
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@bsh1
About 8-10 days until the first stage is launched.
Which of his testicles just wrote that, and what do they have planned for "the first stage"?
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@Barney
Stage 1: Descend into the forums.
Stage 2: use cold language to Shrivel opponents
Stage 3: Wax lyrical about policy to demonstrate how smooth an operator BLT is.
Stage 4: Dangle potential benefits of his nomination to key members.
Stage 5: Use large stature to gag unfriendly members; likely making them salty.
Stage 6: Swing into as many forum posts as possible with extreme pendulosity.
Stage 7: Delicately introduce subtle drama to induce an itch that no member wishes to scratch in public.
Stage 8: Announce that he and BRT are announcing an energetic partnership and the two will be sticking together throughout the remaining nomination process.
Stage 9: Take as much abuse from the member base until neither BLT or BRT can stand any more, at which point they unload everything on the more problematic members in a climactic drama thread.
It amuses me when people think I am easy to provoke and predict. They have a lot to learn and many hurdles to overcome to be near to my level of maneuvring the site, bullying and all the rest of the shit that goes on here.
You can wave your dicks around all you want and call me the one with the ego problem. I appear strong when I am weak and weak when you truly are screwed. Keep at it, dish out the abuse. See who ends up supreme and who runs away.
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@bsh1
only your test testicle
You can wave your dicks around all you want
Testicles, not dicks. Talking about the mods dick would be gay.
It amuses me when people think I am easy to provoke and predict. They have a lot to learn and many hurdles to overcome to be near to my level of maneuvring the site, bullying and all the rest of the shit that goes on here.You can wave your dicks around all you want and call me the one with the ego problem. I appear strong when I am weak and weak when you truly are screwed. Keep at it, dish out the abuse. See who ends up supreme and who runs away.
You’re like a super hot nun. Promises so much, delivers so little.
I guess that makes you the one with a hard-on for me. Wank away, cuck.
STOP OPPRESSING ME
Anyways enough talk of RM: let’s get back to talking about someone more popular, less salty, smaller ego, more capable, more intelligent, is capable of winning debates against high quality competition, doesn’t make things up, hasn’t quit at all - leave alone 3 times, has a sense of humour, has supporters, hasn’t blocked anyone, is liked be everyone, doesn’t cause peoples eyes to roll so hard they can see their own brain and does not dedicate 75% of their words trying to evade reality by telling everyone how smart they are, and isn’t called Ramshutu.
I talk, of course, of the notorious B.L.T.
Let’s get back to talking about the more meaningful, and productive discussion. #BshsBalls4President
And if he trespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn again to thee, saying, I repent; thou shalt forgive him.
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@bsh1
B.L.T.,
If elected, will you be throwing the others in prison as some of your supporters demand, or will they possibly become part of your cabinet?
B.T.T.,
Same question.
B.R.T.,
Same question.
B.O.T.,
Same question.
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@Barney
No comment. Just play coy.
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@bsh1
BLT:
What is your campaign slogan?
BTT:
Same question
BRT:
Same question
BOT:
Same question
I'm not participating in this shit. Bsh1 is a piece of shit who has already stated he will manipulate the results if he doesn't agree with them. I suggest everybody ignore this obvious corruption and only give the 2019 dart awards your attention and energy
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@Wylted
spicy