Man: Dude. Hey dude?
Want some really bad-arsed sh!t that will get you right offa your face?
Dude: Like, what is it, man?
Man: It's called "religion" dude. It will get you so high that you'll be hallucinating.
Dude: No way man. I've heard about that crap...it's addictive and can get you really screwed up.
Just give me some meth man.
It's a lot safer.