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Thor is the one true god. Prove me wrong!
Devil's advocate thread
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The Big Bang Happened.
Dark matter is real.
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@SkepticalOne
@Tradesecret
SkepticalOne,
Your ignorance relative to Gods surpasses Tradesecrets! Even though I am a TRUE Christian, I have to admit that ZEUS is the strongest of all God concepts and makes Thor look like an anemic little Boy Scout! Besides, ZEUS is King of ALL Gods, including my Jesus, because His historical writings say so. This is in the same vein as the Christian Bible saying that Jesus will return someday with 2 million angels to murder all of the non-believers of His faith (Revelation 11), praise Jesus' revenge!
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@SkepticalOne
Correct.
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@BrotherDThomas
Both Zeus and Thor are part of the thunder-God archetype...but Thor can fly. Thor>Zeus
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@SkepticalOne
SkepticalOne,
YOUR QUOTE: "Both Zeus and Thor are part of the thunder-God archetype...but Thor can fly. Thor>Zeus"
I don't give a rat's ass if the wussy Thor can fly because ZEUS would beat the "bejesus" out of the candy-assed THOR because ZEUS' written history says he was the strongest of ALL gods, and that he rules over ALL gods! Besides, ZEUS in mentioned in our JUDEO-Christian Bible, therefore showing that our Christianity is truly real, praise! GET IT?
As an example, look at the STRONG image of Zeus in the link below:
Now, compare ZEUS' image to the anemic looking Thor's image in the link below:
Unfortunately for us Christians, our Jesus doesn't look like He could even handle a fight with a 5 year old blind Boy Scout as shown below :(
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For Zeus to beat Thor...he'd have to catch him. Good luck, pedestrian! 🤣🤣 Plus, here is a picture of Thor from this millennium: LINK.
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@SkepticalOne
SkepticalOne,
Uh, you were kidding about the image of your wussy Thor, correct? That contemporary image does not even come close to this image of the strongest and King of All Gods, ZEUS, pfffft!
I truly wish we TRUE Christians had a God that equaled the image of ZEUS, but all we have visually is Jesus as pictured before, whimpering and on the ground with His cross. Besides, our Jesus was embarrassingly a weak God because how could Jesus, as God incarnate, allow Himself to be murdered upon a cross by His dissenters?! Can you see ZEUS, or even your anemic Thor, allowing others to try and hang them on a cross like Jesus did as God? NOT! In either case with Zeus and Thor, Lightening bolts would be striking post haste, and the thunder from our recognized Gods would be deafening as they easily escaped a death upon a cross! :(
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Satan is cool
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@Dr.Franklin
Dr "C&P" Franklin,
YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE AGAIN: "Satan is cool"
Yes, to you, why wouldn't Satan be cool, huh? Since your bible ignorance goes beyond reason, and since you could no more defend the faith of Christianity anymore than you could walk on water in the summertime, you are a minion of Satan and are here, along with the equally bible inept TRADESECRET, to run discourse in the name of Satan!
You two bible fools will pay upon Judgment Day for sure, praise Jesus' revenge!
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@BrotherDThomas
its devil advocate
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@SkepticalOne
Thor is the one true god. Prove me wrong!
I can't. The only thing that I know for sure is that I exist! Cogito, ergo sum.
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@Paul
You only assume that you exist.
You're never actually looking at yourself.
You think, therefore you think you are.
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@zedvictor4
Decartes got it right: thinking = existince.