I'm tooooooooo good

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^ Theme tune to this rap

Fuck you if you don't know me, fuck your gullet if you do,
I'm the best of all debaters; this beast escaped the zoo,
I'm too eloquent with evidence, play precedence like a Jew,
My style tight but oh so right when I get writing my Kung Fu,
I'm like Lee in the arena, Don't fear me? You're too cuckoo.
I step in the ring like ding-a-ling-give-me-win; step out like are we through?
I play with logic 'til it needs to beat me black and blue,
I'm rational but masterful and charismatic too,
Okay take back the charisma, I trade in arrogance times two.

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my twistified divine rhymes
mystify the minds eye
while RM fails so hard he has sit BEHIND the side lines
this the kind of wise guy
 that sniffs a wide supply line
of drugs until he thinks his shits a type of fine wine
arrogance personified by
him, thinks that he's a fly guy
when he makes advances, chicks deny
like "nice try"




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@Type1
Nice winrate
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I had a rap verse, but it got deleted

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What's up I like chains chains...gucci gang
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Is what I'd say if I was a fuckboy maniac
But I'm just a monster that you never thought of and caused an attack
Your ego should be coming down now
Like the Twin Towers, when the plane went pow
Your picture is a wolf with a spark
But your flow is worse than a puppy bark
And you're more controversial than Prince turning himself into a symbol
And if rhymes we're the law, you be a criminal
Regretting you ever even tried to battle
Sleeping on a cold hard prison mantle



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@Vader
challenge me to a rap battle kid

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I look at you with an eerie distaste,
some people are just born with malice in their veins.
My eye’s look upon you piercing through your layers,
Like the eyes of a kid with a fever of hundred and ten.
My blood travels away, from my heart, from my body, from my soul,
Shining black on the moonlit snow.
It’s my soul that remains,
Traveling through the darkened air.
Forever reminding you,
the witching hour I call home,
When your eyes slowly shut,  absent
In the safeness you call home.
The shadow you fear looking through your window screens,
Is me with a smile only seen,
In your nightmare every night you sleep.
 
keep it dark, as these witch spirits are me, as i light one candle flame, hades around me,for now is the hour, i shut your eyes and to your nightmares i say...i've arrived. Flesh is me, blood my fuel to breath, as I take the stars from your eyes, I whisper one last eulogy. I take your wings, lay you to sleep, now my dear, descend to me.

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