How do you go about removing your sins ?

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Confession booths.?

Penance perhaps?

Committing sins.
Sin:  an immoral act considered to be a transgression against divine law.

Divine law.  Totaly different post topic.

( I want to talk about committing a sin ) 
( picking it up and carrying a sin )  grey.
( cleansing and removing a sin )

Better still. 
TELL ME WHEN AND WHAT SIN YOU COMMITED LAST.  or not.

but yeah ummmmm. 
SIN.



 





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I'm saving my one being " Born again " 


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Deb-8-a-bull,

Always remember, our Jesus, as the Jewish Yahweh God incarnate, states with specificity that you were born into sin and it unfortunately stays with you until the end. "Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity, and in sin did my mother conceive me." (Psalm 51:5)

Besides, one of the "hooks" of Christianity shows us that it matters not when we TRUE Christians sin at any time, because we are ALWAYS forgiven, therefore there is absolutely no incentive not to sin, because all we have to do is to believe in Jesus, praise!  “To him all the prophets bear witness that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name.” (Acts 10:43)

With the above being said, FAKE Christians like Catholics, go against Jesus' words in Acts 10:43 and submit themselves to "Sweat Boxes," aka, Confession Booths,  where they needlessly talk to a priest that will tell them that their sins are forgiven.  Or, they pray to Jesus for forgiveness, all the while being blatantly ignorant of Act 10:43.  

It takes balls to be a TRUE Christian like myself in the 21st century, praise Jesus!


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In my Pagan religion the primary sin is to say something or do something out of pure impulse without forethought or strategy to it. The punishment for this, if I do get lucky and get positive feedback for the mistake instead of negative, is that over time I'll lose by doing it again and again. 

Yes, my religion revolves around Poker Game Theory.

You remove the sin by improving your strategy and tenacity emotionally such that you reduce how impulsive you are.
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RationalMadman,

You actually play poker, whereas in the eyes of our Christian God named Jesus, this is blaspheme!

"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs." (1 Timothy 6:10)

When was the last time you were pierced with a pang?!


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@Deb-8-a-bull
Just sing in the shower in event themed song to wash away your sins.

Halloween: Michael Jackson Thriller

Christmas: Wham! Last Christmas

Don't really take the notion of seriously so here are my joke answers to a joke of an idea.
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I am a Pagan. I do not adhere to Christianity and Islam by default, Judaism by extension.
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How do you go about removing your sins ?

Simple. Go to your local church and hand over all your worldly possessions to a man in a dress, and you are forgiven and 'saved' but you have to die first.

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I was thinking a 600ml Holy water and a 36g pack of Christ body flavoured wafers should clear things up. 
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That's because you are an alcoholic bigot. 
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YOUR CONTINUED BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE: "Simple. Go to your local church and hand over all your worldly possessions to a man in a dress, and you are forgiven and 'saved' but you have to die first."

What part of my statement to Deb-8-a-bull below DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

"Always remember, our Jesus, as the Jewish Yahweh God incarnate, states with specificity that you were born into sin and it unfortunately stays with you until the end. "Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity, and in sin did my mother conceive me." (Psalm 51:5)

Besides, one of the "hooks" of Christianity shows us that it matters not when we TRUE Christians sin at any time, because we are ALWAYS forgiven, therefore there is absolutely no incentive not to sin, because all we have to do is to believe in Jesus, praise!  “To him all the prophets bear witness that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name.” (Acts 10:43)

With the above being said, FAKE Christians like Catholics, go against Jesus' words in Acts 10:43 and submit themselves to "Sweat Boxes," aka, Confession Booths,  where they needlessly talk to a priest that will tell them that their sins are forgiven.  Or, they pray to Jesus for forgiveness, all the while being blatantly ignorant of Act 10:43.   

It takes balls to be a TRUE Christian like myself in the 21st century, praise Jesus!"


STEPHEN, SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU VYING TO BE MORE BIBLE IGNORANT THAN DR. "C&P" FRANKLIN?


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I was thinking a 600ml Holy water and a 36g pack of Christ body flavoured wafers should clear things up. 
I think 500ml should be enough. I love wafers. The Pink Panther wafers are my favorite. Shame he ain't Christ's God. I guess Christ wafers would be fine as well. 
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Priests can turn normal waters into holy waters.  
I almost want to be a priest because of this.  Picture it. Someone you know is about to have a cup of tea and your like BOOOOOOOMMMM. 
Insta holy tea.
Swimming pools.
Rivers.
Oceans.
Deep breath. 

Im sure you could sell sparkling Holy H2o.  
And omar?
What about coin-operated confession booths in malls. 
Maybe convert people on the sly. 





 

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Just drunk

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What does holy water do?

I guess I can make money with the confession booth but I guess I'll feel bad or something. 
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What does holy water do? You ask. Good question.
I dunno.
But If you can baptize a kid with trinkle of it.
And If you can vanquish a demon with a splash of it. 
A 600ml sparkling holy water with a twist of lime should give you wings.
It would just make you feel real religiousy alright.

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It would just make you feel real religiousy alright.
Well okay.
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HI Deb-8-a-bull,

The good thing about removing sins is it is not our job. That job belongs to God. 





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@Tradesecret


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Tradesecret,

YOUR VACUOUS QUOTE:  "The good thing about removing sins is it is not our job. That job belongs to God."

Which remaining God concept of the 21st century are you referring too?  The Hebrew God Yahweh, the Christian God Jesus, or the Muslim God Allah? You act as though there is only one God, which is your unmentioned God at this time.


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If you hate theists and religion you should not be posting here. 
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SOULS   'N'   SINS...
SINS     'N'    SOULS....

I've never been cleansed of single sin I've commited. 
I got lotsssssssssssssssssssss like. 

I was hoping i can off load some. 

Stephen was right. Cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is a great sin remover.
But is it $100 a hundy a sin?
1k maybe? 

Is stealing a loaf of bread ( five sins ) 
Is robbing a bank ( fifty sins )
Sexual relations with a minor ( one sin ) 
100% Pure man on man Gay sex ( eighty sins ) 

if it wasn't back then, it's certainly is now. A STRICT FOR PROFIT BUISNESS.  
A religious group makes a Ponzi scheme look childish.

Thank you and come again. 




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Ladies and gentlemen
Coming to a near you


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For a fee of $25.00* 
It's a confession both that you enter, and with the keypad select your specific religious group then just sit back and ENJOY, 

PAIN-FREE, SIN-FREE, 100% guarantee .  
NO SIDE EFFECTS 
Ya even get a certificate to prove this.
Plus a 600ml holy with a twist of lemon or lime.
36g body flave wafers. 
A scroll with Ya lucky numbers, colors, star sign thing. 
A JESUS LOVE YOU badge. 
A blessing from the online priest or what ever the other ones have.


* prices  vary from religion to religion.




















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Poor Deb is broke from drinking and needs money but don't buy into the schemes. 
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Or

^°°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^° THE  ( SIN )  BIN 7000™ ^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^°^^°^°^°^°^

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Wally pitch 
Give us something Polly, does your group punish misbehaviour? 
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Whoa!  How did you add the tiny letters?
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Just on me keypad snoop

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Give it a practice under this post topic is all good snoop
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YOUR QUOTE: "If you hate theists and religion you should not be posting here."

Dear, I only hate theists that are FAKE Christians that do not follow ALL of the Bible, as it was intended by Jesus the Christ, but want to be called Christians, but they are in name only.  I most certainly don't hate Christianity because it is the only true religion, praise!

Furthermore, you do not make the rule in who and who cannot post within this forum.


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I hear you. 

But you have to go somewhere or do something to clean the sins don't you?

The Catholics have the best sin removers don't they?  confession booths.  
Buttttttt the being " Born again "  thing. That eliminates all, doesn't it.?