They Moved the Inauguration Indoors

Where are all the conspiracy theories?

Perhaps rain was forecast.

I think it had to do with the very cold weather and Trump's tight pants.

Trump needs to be close to toilet in case he poops.

Personally, I'm just assuming it's from the cold.

Sounds as though they've done such before.

I wouldnt be surprised if someone says: "the inauguration began to smell like shit."

C'mon, we can do better than that, use Marjorie Taylor Greene for inspiration, let's hear some conspiracies, why did the deep state move it indoors.

It was due to global warming.

Sure, that's what the deep state wants you to believe.

And Michelle Obama isn't going to be there, you don't find that suspicious?  What is she up to?  What are those drones in New Jersey up to?

Are you a deep state denier as well as a climate denier? Climate change is real, bro. Feel the heat. Indoors.

Trump didn’t feel secure with the Secret Service protecting him outdoors.

Now, over here pants go under and trousers over.

Not sure how it works over there.

Just makes sense to be indoors in January.

Red noses and dew drops not good protocol.