Polytheism is the best! So, checkmate atheists! Checkmate Christians!

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I believe in all Gods.

So if Christian God turns out to be real, I go to heaven. If Allah turns out to be real, I go to heaven. If Satan dragon turns out to be real, he will reward me. If Zeus turns out to be real, then Zeus will reward me. If Set turns out to be real, he will reward me... and so on.

By believing in all Gods, I gain good points with all Gods.

Now, some Gods contradict each other. Like, Jesus says "dont masturbate" while Satan says "masturbate more". So I masturbate just enough to please Satan a bit while not too much to piss off Jesus. Or I masturbate a lot for some time while not masturbating at all for some time. Or I just use one hand to masturbate while praying with the other hand.

I even pray to Slifer the Sky Dragon because creator of Yugioh maybe really meant "Gods" when he called them Gods.

I believe in every God I know of, and I even pray to unknown Gods too.

This seems much superior than praying to just one God.

For example, my prayers usually go:

1. Prayer to Jesus

Our father, who are in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
Just as we forgive to those who
Trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil

2. Then goes prayer to Satan

Our father, who are in Hell
Cursed be thy name
Thy kingdom upon Earth has come
Thy will be done
In Hell as it is on Earth
Grant us your power and might
And lead us into temptation
Deliver us onto evil
For thine is the kingdom of Earth
Power and glory
Forever and ever
So it is done.

3. Then goes prayer to Slifer

Eternal presence within our skies
Shaking heavens where your power  lies
Mercy everlasting, as deep as the Nile
Strike the hearts of those most vile
Judgment hour for those who came
The time is now so thy name
Slifer the Sky Dragon!

Polytheism is very complicated. Its not as simple as raising up hands, running around in circles screaming "lalalalala".

There is a great effort which needs to be made to solve contradictions between Gods. Christians have only one God and they are barely able to deal with contradictions.  I have 3000 Gods, so contradictions are a bit bigger problem in polytheism. But good news is that contradiction doesnt mean something is false because something can be both true and false at the same time.
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@Best.Korea
Oh moral my moral. 

Congratulations  BK
I bet you feel so fucking moral BK.  

As we alllllll know.
Beliving in one religious group  =  morals . 
Beliving in 3 religious groups = so so moral. 
Beliving in 5 religious groups =  MAX Mega Moral . 

Not beliving in one religion group    =   No morals. 
Thats more or less moraless,
i mean, 
moraless more or less. 

Ya cant get no more moral then beliving in 5 diff  religious  groups morals . 
At this level of sheer moral ness one begins to vibrate. 

Im guesing You are currently floating around 10 inches of the ground BK.  
Nice.
Nice. 

If i ever have any questions about morals .
Your then man to turn to BK. 
You moral muther fucker you. 





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I bet you feel so fucking moral BK
Heh, I just want so that no God feels left out.
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@Best.Korea
By believing in all Gods, I gain good points with all Gods.

Now, some Gods contradict each other. Like, Jesus says "dont masturbate" while Satan says "masturbate more". So I masturbate just enough to please Satan a bit while not too much to piss off Jesus. Or I masturbate a lot for some time while not masturbating at all for some time. Or I just use one hand to masturbate while praying with the other hand.
But by your actions you are displeasing both Jesus and Satan by disobeying one to please the other.
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But by your actions you are displeasing both Jesus and Satan by disobeying one to please the other.
Well, its impossible to fully please both. Sorry.
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But by your actions you are displeasing both Jesus and Satan by disobeying one to please the other.
Well, it’s impossible to fully please both. Sorry.
You admit you are displeasing both by disobeying one to please the other.
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You admit you are displeasing both by disobeying one to please the other
I am also pleasing both partially. Its simple.
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You admit you are displeasing both by disobeying one to please the other
I am also pleasing both partially. Its simple.
How can you be pleasing both when you have to displease one to please the other?
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Sure, which is why polytheism has basically gone extinct outside of India and East Asia. Winning ideology right there.
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Sure, which is why polytheism has basically gone extinct outside of India and East Asia. Winning ideology right there.
Depends on your definition of winning.
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Sure, which is why polytheism has basically gone extinct outside of India and East Asia. Winning ideology right there.
Depends on your definition of winning.


Winning definition: gaining, resulting in, or relating to victory in a contest or competition.
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Winning definition: gaining, resulting in, or relating to victory in a contest or competition.
If you mean gaining the greatest number of false followers who dont even practice religion they claim to follow, then yeah. Christianity is a clear winner.
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Winning definition: gaining, resulting in, or relating to victory in a contest or competition.
If you mean gaining the greatest number of false followers who dont even practice religion they claim to follow, then yeah. Christianity is a clear winner.
Christian’s definition: A Christian (/ˈkrɪstʃən, -tiən/) is a person who follows or adheres to Christianity, a monotheistic Abrahamic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.
There are over 2 billion Christian’s followers of Christianity making Christianity the largest religion.
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Yep, teach them nonsense and they will believe in nonsense.

Clever stupid gene as it were.

One step forwards and one step back in an ideological context.

Fortunately the real evolutionary movers and shakers are moving on apace.

They're reaching for the stars and your still singing hymns.
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Any platforms open for half believing in god. 
You know like .  Kind of believe in god 
Orrrrrr. 
Having Belief in a half god god. 
Or what about  
Pretending to belive in a god. 
Something like Sillyisum. 

Hey BK. 
Can one Play Quija board with AI. ?

Hang on. 
A AI Quijie board. 
Artificially intel and a quiji board marry  nice together. 
Ai has been the other person on the qjiji board that pushes the glass for easy 100 years. 
The thing on the board can only move because of Ai 




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Any platforms open for half believing in god.
Not really sure about that, but you can go to Christian sites pretending to be a Christian and then saying absurd things to make Christians upset.

Can one Play Quija board with AI. ?
I believe its possible, even tho more popular AI has regulations to remove any extreme content.
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Im not religious but If i was , I'd be a christian.

WTF. 
I just said that out loud. 

Im not religious,  but if i was, id be a christian. 

That sounds stupid buttttt , its um , i think it right. 

Would AI chose the correct Christian denom. ?

Could quantum computes tell me the correct denomination of cristian i ummm, need to be. 

 

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We need to wait until AI becomes much smarter, and then ask it which is the correct religion.
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And it replys with. 
Jehovah witness. 
And your like 
Ahh. I see not enough time has passed yet.

 
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Future AI will always be smarter than present AI. Also, not sure if I would want to be Jehovah witness. On the bright side, they dont believe in eternal torment. Thats something.
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It will be blatantly obvious when AI reaches that "next level" 

AI one day will give two exact same meaning from one scripture. 


NOTTTTTT. 


 

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Idk, I run into the same problem with polytheism. If the gods are good, why is the universe an indifferent chamber of horrors? If the gods are bad, why worship them?
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If the gods are good, why is the universe an indifferent chamber of horrors?
No one ever claimed Gods were good, but its beneficial to pretend they are.

If the gods are bad, why worship them?
Money, power, rewards...
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Yep, teach them nonsense and they will believe in nonsense.

Clever stupid gene as it were.

One step forwards and one step back in an ideological context.

Fortunately the real evolutionary movers and shakers are moving on apace.

They're reaching for the stars and you’re still singing hymns.
God created the universe at the same time he created Earth. Humans are still struggling to reach the stars to understand Gods creation.
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Well, Homo Sapiens has reputedly been around for 400,000 years or so, but only seriously been heading into space for less than a hundred.

These things take time.

Let's hope we don't blow ourselves up in the mean time.

And GOD principle for sure, but unlikely to be a bearded magician.
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Well, Homo Sapiens has reputedly been around for 400,000 years or so, but only seriously been heading into space for less than a hundred.

These things take time.

Let's hope we don't blow ourselves up in the mean time.

And GOD principle for sure, but unlikely to be a bearded magician.
Shows how human developed so slowly. We are still debating what was said by Jesus 2000 years ago.
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Reputedly said.


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Idk, I run into the same problem with polytheism. If the gods are good, why is the universe an indifferent chamber of horrors? If the gods are bad, why worship them?
Because humans are divided about their gods. Good example the Jews and Christians are divided over Jesus and the Trinity.

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No one ever claimed Gods were good, but its beneficial to pretend they are.
The scales positively sag beneath the weight of all those who have claimed gods are good.

If the gods are bad, why worship them?
Money, power, rewards...
None of which are actually forthcoming on anything other than a random basis.

Also, I'm not sure my values align with this more mercenary, transactional form of faith. If the gods are no different than mafiosos, what makes them divine?
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The scales positively sag beneath the weight of all those who have claimed gods are good.

None of which are actually forthcoming on anything other than a random basis.

Also, I'm not sure my values align with this more mercenary, transactional form of faith. If the gods are no different than mafiosos, what makes them divine?
For an atheist you sure know a lot about God types.