Total Prayer Warfare - Kamala Full Victory

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I call upon all prayer warriors to gather and pray for Kamala's victory to counter Christians sending their prayer waves against us. There is about 10% of people who are still undecided about Kamala and Trump. Let us use our prayers to affect their minds!

I call upon the God of the Royal Palace
To crush the enemies with plagues of malice
With fists of fate, and heart of stone
My body, my blood and my bone
May this person forever reign
And shake the Earth with her name
Kamala, the new president of our mighty United States!
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Its been well over 20 years now since i prayed that prayer to stop every else's prayer not "count" . 
I mean. 
They don't even get there prayer heard no more. 
Thats Easy 20 years ago. 
It sucks in a way as ive needed it twice myself since then. 

Soooooo, All thats left is (  LUCK )
( LUCK ) is still up for grabs. 
Like lucky items and shit. 
You believe in luck don't you BK ? 
You've A pair of Lucky pants or something hey? 

If you go to America you get swept up in " politics "   thennnnn  its politicians. 

Then you realize.m
You only get like one vote. 
Its not a One in a million shot ,


' A  BRIGHT LIGHT FLASHES ' 
WTF
《 WARNING. ...   《  WARNING. ....   
Deb . Hey deb. 
Your last paragraph /  quote you made.  WILL  be entered into a "word based searchy engine thingy" 
Thusssss carrying a so called "mention" .
Computer suggests Ya pull ya head in. 

Ok ok .
For fuck sake,
Let me re fucking word that. 

Its not a one in a million CHANCE.  
Is what i was saying. 

One vote ain't going to do shit now is it.? 

Why I wouldn't even be bothered voting. 
Toats irrelevant.  

Its not going to be like up to you now is it BK.? 
Nothing about it is going to be up to you is it BK. ?

Thats a big NOPE. 
Nope. 

So fuck it. 
Fuck it. 

If prayers still worked like the use to. Back in the " old " days 
It would still be a complete waste of prayer. 
A Prayer for a Tonka Truck is better off. 

So.
Who caressssss

LOTS OF Love. 
The ANTI PRAYERRER. 

I mean prayrer 
Prayer, yeah. 

Yours faithful 
☆☆☆☆☆   THE ANTI - PRAYER. ☆☆☆☆ 
' snickers'. 

And poof. 
' disappears in a cloud of smoke ' 
Inviro friendly smoke. 
Pofffff

 

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Did i happen to mention
Soooooo, many Kamil votes have been damaged and are now nul in void. 
Thats gotta suck right. 

That mean that Allllllllll them votes for kamill a that got damaged will now not count. 


' places fist in mouth' 
Ouch.

Fucking ouch.

Laidies and gentlemen i give to you the greatest race in the world
U
S
A

To me You guys are so entertaining. 
I thank you for that.

Yeah. 
U.  
S. 
A 
Chant it with me now. 

USA.
USA. 



Wankers
 

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What the helll. 
Oh shit.
Shit. 

Hey sorry guys , just got back from the store,  and my darn cat was lying on my keyboard again. 
Stupid fucken cat. 
He does it to get the warmth. 
He wont do it again . Belive me you. 

I think he did like three posts or something.  

They prob wont make sense,  obviously.  
But yeah
please disregard the last few posts. 
Thanks and so sorry guys. 
My bad . 
Cat. 
My bad cat i mean. 

I kicked it.


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All prayers are welcome. Your cat can pray too.
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I guess we know who I'm praying to.
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I ran some checks on the prayer machine thingy.

I prayed that alll you lot got the hiccups today. 
And Welll .
TIMES UP.. 

HICCUPS ANYONE ? 

Ill get back soon with my findings.

Look i feel stupid now for having to ask this next questioj as i should jolly well know the answer.
Butttttt. . 
 

When one prayers to a avrage christian god ,
Please tell me it is.

Right hand clockwise belly rubs, 
with, 
Left hand head pats. 
It is hey. ? 

Guys ? 
Im sure it is hey. 
I have actually  seen this guy going anti clockwise once with the right hand  and taping with the left. 
He looked like a fool. 

Ive also been told   ,
⊙⊙⊙ it doesn't really matter if its left hand belly rubs with right hand taps¿¿¿¿
So I told him to go fuck himself .
I said . 
I went . You Go and fuck yourself.  
What kind of half wit thinks that you can do the prayer thing with left rubs and right taps. 
I simply just walked away. 
I didn't reakly tell him to
□□ go fuck yourself □□
But i should of right.
It was warranted. 

A quick reminder guys..
I do have two and a half 《  dream catches 》  in my closest i think.  
Soooooo.,
If someones prayer is going to be answered,  more then likely it would be mine.

Fuck. 
I need 3 AAA .
Anyone. ? 

Hang on a sec .
AA
they ars Double AA bateries guys.,
Thats the bigger of the two. 
If i can't get my dream catchers up and working. 
Its prob not worth testing these prayer things you guys do hey? 
Fuckit.

Arrrrrrrrr, 

Well In the intrest of science.
Im going up the road to get some batteries.  
Know of you guys are gomna come to my rescue hey ? 

3 AA bateries.  
Someone.
 
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Sorry, what I'm praying to.
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So You think my Dream catches may in fact be faulty ? 

Ok then smartarse . 
How do you suggest i test my dream catchers to see if they works or not. ?

Thats right. 
Ya cant can ya.,
So .
SHUT. 
YA . 
MOUTH. 
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 


Ya pissing me off now. 
Look I give up. 
Run the tests ya selves.  

Your A pack of  Idiots . 



 
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Our Father, who are in Hell
May they curse your name
Your Kingdom upon Earth has come
Your Will be done
In Hell as it is on Earth

Give us your power and might
And lead us into temptation
Deliver us onto evil
For yours is the Kingdom of Earth
Power and Glory
Forever and ever
So it is done!
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When one prayers to a avrage christian god
Oh, we are not praying to Christian God.
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Right hand clockwise belly rubs, 
with, 
Left hand head pats
Thats how Christians pray.
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Our Father, who are in Hell
May they curse your name
Your Kingdom upon Earth has come
Your Will be done
In Hell as it is on Earth

Give us your power and might
And lead us into temptation
Deliver us onto evil
For yours is the Kingdom of Earth
Power and Glory
Forever and ever
So it is done!
A perfect perversion and antithesis of the Lord's Prayer
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A perfect perversion and antithesis of the Lord's Prayer
Thank you.

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Either your praying sucks or your God doesn't like you.
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It's good that Trump is an atheist. He knows he (or Epstein) won't go to Hell for banging hookers.
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Either your praying sucks or your God doesn't like you.
We will know in 4 years or sooner if this was good or bad.

I prefer not to question the Gods too early.
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He knows he (or Epstein) won't go to Hell for banging hookers
And Trump supporters think God chose him to lead USA.