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9 Ways Trump Is Identical To Hitler
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@FLRW
@Best.Korea
@Sidewalker
"You probably already know that Trump is literally Hitler, but what you may not know is just how similar the two fascist dictators really are.
They both wear pants.
Hitler had a mustache, and Trump could probably grow one if he didn't shave for a few days.
Both breathed air;
both ate food.
Did I mention they both breathed air?
Hitler ordered his armies to invade Poland, while Trump ordered his supporters to walk around the Capitol, taking selfies on January 6.
Hitler ordered his armies to invade Poland, while Trump ordered his supporters to walk around the Capitol, taking selfies on January 6.
This is getting scary.
Hitler was an artist attempting to paint masterpieces, and Trump starred in the cinematic masterpiece Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
This is no accident.
If you rearrange the letters in Trump, remove the U, M, and P, and add H, I, L, and E, it spells Hitler.
And finally, both were constantly called Hitler by the media. Case closed."
In 1920s Germany conservatives supported the right-wing populists on the belief that the conservatives could control business and industrial policies while the populists focused on popular conspiracy theories, such as international cabals of Jewish bankers and Freemasons, secret Catholic societies, and Russian control of German Communists. Since the 2016 election, conservatives have made a similar deal with right-wing populists, who enthrall voters with wild theories about Mexican immigrants, Muslim terrorists, and Democratic pizzerias.
Adolf Hitler was not good at administration. His management style was to put off decisions, letting his subordinates fight among themselves, before siding with the stronger. Donald Trump is also not good at administration and his management style is to foster a chaotic environment where he can make decisions without planning.
Both Hitler and Trump were masters of mass communication. Hitler mastered beer hall oration, then newspapers, and then the new medium of radio. Donald Trump mastered television and then was one of the first leaders to master Twitter and other social media.
In the 1920s poor Jews flooded into German cities from eastern Europe. Adolf Hitler rallied his followers with claims that these immigrants were taking jobs from Germans and that many of these immigrants were criminals and rapists. Donald Trump campaigned successfully with similar allegations about Mexican immigrants.
Both Hitler and Trump were masters of mass communication. Hitler mastered beer hall oration, then newspapers, and then the new medium of radio. Donald Trump mastered television and then was one of the first leaders to master Twitter and other social media.
In the 1920s poor Jews flooded into German cities from eastern Europe. Adolf Hitler rallied his followers with claims that these immigrants were taking jobs from Germans and that many of these immigrants were criminals and rapists. Donald Trump campaigned successfully with similar allegations about Mexican immigrants.
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@FLRW
and Democratic pizzerias.
Hitler ate Pizza. Case closed.
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@Greyparrot
Trump learned a lot from Hitler. Trump knows that people will believe whatever lies explain to them why their lives suck.
The truth would be that their lives suck because they are incapable, but thats not the truth you want to say.
Its better to say that your lives suck because of migrants or deep state or because you are sending 1% of budget to Ukraine lol
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@Best.Korea
whatever lies...
Hitler lied. Case closed.
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@Best.Korea
Its better to say that your lives suck because of migrants or deep state or because you are sending 1% of budget to Ukraine lol
Yes open borders make their lives better. They are lying when they claim that more competition for jobs means less available and lower paying jobs despite the laws of supply and demand being absolute.
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@WyIted
Remember, FLRW and BK Whopper say Hitler both ate Pizza and Lied. Therefore Trump is Hitler.
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@WyIted
Trump also was a hands on incompetent military tactician who started wars all over the globe despite his generals telling him to stop waging war on multiple fronts....or did the very exact opposite thing actually happen?
Doesn't matter, Trump is Hitler.
Case closed.
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@WyIted
Yes open borders make their lives better. They are lying when they claim that more competition for jobs means less available and lower paying jobs despite the laws of supply and demand being absolute
Yeah, if someone is incapable of competing with migrants, thats not his fault. He is just totally incapable.
But due to low birth rates, USA doesnt need migrants. Economy sure works great when workforce shrinks.
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@Best.Korea
Yeah, if someone is incapable of competing with migrants, thats not his fault. He is just totally incapable.
What if instead of forcing people to compete for $3 an hour we cut off immigration so they can make a wage that allows them the ability to eat food sometimes
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@WyIted
What if instead of forcing people to compete for $3 an hour we cut off immigration so they can make a wage that allows them the ability to eat food sometimes
That would be great.
1.6 birth rates just means 100 million workers shortage which will help USA greatly.
Nothing better than labor shortage to grow economy, so buisnesses have to compete for workers, which is great news for small buisnesses who cant afford such competition.
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@Best.Korea
Ah, the secret to prosperity! If only America could follow Luxembourg's path to becoming the world's wealthiest nation by simply reducing its population and adopting hyper-selective migration policies. Shrinking down to a cozy population of around 670,000, about the size of a single American city, would surely put the U.S. on track for Luxembourg-level GDP per capita.
With fewer people, the country could focus on a niche financial industry, pump out tax incentives, and boom—instantly become the tax haven of choice! Forget about vast diversity and scale; just scale down, cut the numbers, and keep it exclusive. After all, who needs diversity and a massive workforce when you can have a GDP per capita that makes headlines? Just think of all those “World’s Wealthiest” lists we’d top. America, meet Luxembourg’s model—just with a fraction of the people and a whole lot of investment firms.
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@Greyparrot
If only America could follow Luxembourg's path
Yes, Luxembourg has the largest military on Earth.
U.S. on track for Luxembourg-level GDP per capita
Yes, GDP per capita is more important than total GDP.
Screw USA and its highest total GDP in the world and largest military on Earth. Screw all that!
We should be weak and small like Luxembourg. Remember that Luxembourg won WW2.
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@Greyparrot
I can find ways you're identical.
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@Mall
Yes, we are all Hitlers.
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@Best.Korea
1.6 birth rates just means 100 million workers shortage which will help USA greatly.
Nothing better than labor shortage to grow economy, so buisnesses have to compete for workers, which is great news for small buisnesses who cant afford such competition.
We don't need never ending growth. It's not sustainable.
If employers go out of business because they want to pay slave wages than fuckem
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@Best.Korea
Screw USA and its highest total GDP in the world and largest military on Earth. Screw all that!
We don't need to be the strongest. Just be friends with everyone and they won't want to kill you.
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@WyIted
We don't need never ending growth. It's not sustainable
Yeah, who needs big economy like we had so far. It is much better to be small and irrelevant.
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@WyIted
We don't need to be the strongest
Yeah, its much better if China leads the world. Ching chang chong >.<
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@Best.Korea
Yeah, its much better if China leads the world. Ching chang chong >.<
What if nobody leads it and we respect each other's autonomy?
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@WyIted
What if nobody leads it and we respect each other's autonomy?
Sure, China and Russia wont use the opportunity to be number one after USA shrinks.
In China, people eat grass and burn dogs alive and eat them. You can trust them not to abuse the authority you want to give them. They are clearly nice people.
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@WyIted
After seeing that video of a chinese man burning dog alive so he could eat the dog, a part of my soul died.
It was a part of my soul that believed how people cannot be evil enough to burn dogs alive.
Its a shame that decent countries like Japan are destined to fall apart while literal shitholes like China are leading the world.
To make it simple:
Quality:
Japan > China
But:
China = winner
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@Best.Korea
In China, people eat grass and burn dogs alive and eat them. You can trust them not to abuse the authority you want to give them. They are clearly nice people
They will only have authority over China
Its a shame that decent countries like Japan are destined to fall apart while literal shitholes like China are leading the world.
Let me tell you a little secret Chi Jing Ping hasn't been seen in public in months and newspapers now feel free to be mildly critical of him.
He is probably dead and China is collapsing. When you do evil you sew the seeds of your own destruction
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@WyIted
They will only have authority over China
Yeah, just like USA only has authority in USA.
He is probably dead and China is collapsing. When you do evil you sew the seeds of your own destruction
Yes, good guys always win, just like in cartoons.
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@Greyparrot
I'm just saying I can think of ways you're identical without actually being.