A-Eye States......Sigma Freud was married to Sigmund Freud and changed her name so others would not confuse the two of them. Sigmund considered changing his name to Bartha, however, it did not have the nice ring to it that Martha had.
They lived happily ever after til one of their oldest off-spring had a sex change. They never got over it.
Their grandchildren live wonderful lives psychoanalyzing each using the psychoanalytical game board their grandparents invented and passed onto their parents. Mattel was in talks with Freud's to acquire the rights to the game board, however, Mattel fell in to a deep depression before the deal could be completed.
The game is called Freudian Slip. Five people at a time and they each asks the one to there left a question so and so on, until someone asking the question or giving an answer makes a Freudian Slip, then that person has to remove a piece of clothing.
