I am so proud of the white paper in this country. White paper helped build this civilization; the brown stuff paper comes from (trees) is dirty and lives in the jungle like the wild sub-human low IQ organism it is. Sometimes the tree turns black (coal). Once you go black, you never go back. Coal destroys this country; the inferior wilderness produced black pollutes the environment and makes this country stink like Bridgeport and Harlem; all suffering from the result of the black (coal; pollution is pretty bad there).
The White paper on the other hand, can contain a lot of information, so it has a high IQ; much higher than the brown wood from Latin America and the black coal from Africa.