If I was a woman, then this is what I would do

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  1. Say that I don't believe in premarital sex.
  2. Get married to a rich guy.
  3. Take half of his money in a divorce.
It's called being smart.  I'm not knocking the women who do this; they are immoral, but smart.

I'm always signing a pre nub before I get married and I encourage every married couple to do this even if the husband is only 1.5x as rich as the wife.  If she doesn't sign, then you don't marry.  Big deal.  Women are run of the mill; there are billions of them.  You (the man) is gaining in attractiveness; the woman is fading.  If my woman doesn't sign a pre nub, then we are breaking up.  If she wants a ring that costs anything more than $1, then we are breaking up.  I'm the man; I'll find someone else.  My woman won't have nearly as easy of a time.

I'm the man; I have standards.  A woman can have standards as well; but if a woman is an economic parasite, then we break up.  Call it a "feminist" relationship since I think the woman and man should have equal power (and equal responsibilities/expenses) and I don't want kids.

I don't want a gold digger wife and therefore I don't want a tradwife.  I want my woman to earn her own income and this way she isn't taking money from me.  I prefer a career woman who can be a bit rude to an incompetent woman who is a bit polite; I'm a man; I have thick skin and can take rude women.  The career woman isn't going to be a moonch.  A prenub would be signed and if the relationship stays sexless; then I'm fine with that.
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  • Say that I don't believe in premarital sex.
  • Get married to a rich guy.
  • Take half of his money in a divorce.

If I wax a straight guy, here is what I would do

  • Say I don't believe in marriage
  • Fuck sluts 
  • Vote for RFK

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Im with wytled on this I want to fuck sluts
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@TheUnderdog
Fantasy island.

Pre-nub or pre-nup?

You choose.
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Sluts are best for blow jobs.

Saliva has anti-septic properties.

You never know what's lurking beneath in the crack of doom.

Wouldn't you agree Doc?
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Here is what women will do if they were men https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqAJLh9wuZ0
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Absolutely zed
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Sluts are best for blow jobs.
Yes but it is just weird that in current year it is me giving hot women blow jobs and not the other way around
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@TheUnderdog
4. fight for abortion rights for your state and country because anyone who isn't a religious maniac or plain ass insane wouldn't argue against the very idea. 
5. actually get a skill for an actual job before all that. You can't make money by simply yapping about moot. You are no Amy Schumer or Andrew Tate.
6. don't pose yourself as a "libertarian" or else you won't get a man. Probably.
7. have some self decency and love. You won't feel good if you give up love for money. People commit suicide because of that. Actually marry someone you love even if you don't want children.
8. stay away from the state of Utah. 

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Actually marry someone you love
But I dont love anyone except myself.

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And that is what is wrong. You need to love yourself.
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@WyIted
Are you sure that they are actual women.

And not pre-ops.
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What if she's fat and doesn't wear make-up but could talk with you for hours on politics. Would you marry her for her intelligence?

I understand in this economy, both spouses are supposed to pull their own financial weight. That said, how does intelligence factor in your romantic interests?
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@TheUnderdog
You are no woman.