whosoever saith that Carrot God is not God... let him be anathema

i know i'm condemned cause i have eaten carrots. but i still have converted to Carrot God. let Carrot God be true, though every man a liar. if Carrot God condemns me, i deserve to be condemned. 

Religion of the Carrot God slowly spreads throughout the world.

Wrong forum but okay.

You have just invented Janism (eating carrots goes against their religion).

Many Jains avoid not only meat but also root vegetables to avoid destroying the entire plant, which is seen as a form of violence in Jain theology.