I think divination is real

I have bunch of divination apps on my phone, including tarot, crystal ball, rune divination, horoscope...

I think its real, because it often gives me correct answers about my future, so in most cases I know what to expect.

I am not one of those people who think if science cant prove something, that its not real.

Science is limited and doesnt know everything.

When I was a kid I tried to use the force and do Ninjutsu from Naruto. I remember one time I was trying to run up a tree trunk and this other kid saw me and looked at me like I was crazy and started to bully me for it, so I made hand signs and tried to hit him with a chidori.

Did it work? 

I did not produce a chidori but I did cause some damage. He ran away and told his dad. His dad came to my house and he was fat and had sweat stains in his pits and was holding a beer. He was super angry that I attacked his son and him and my dad argued for like an hour about which of us bullied the other because I had many conflicts with that kid. Neither of our dads did anything about it and the next day that kid tried to intimidate me by bringing a few other kids with him but then I picked up a stick and started hitting him with it and the other kids just laughed because he screamed like a little girl.

Well it seems like you discovered a new type of magic to get your way. Violence. 

Can you give me the lottery numbers for tomorrow, BK?😊

Well, I could, but I cant. It would be a lot of work.

I would have to ask tarot about each number individually about yes or no.

I think there are too many numbers, not worth the effort.

Tarot has about 50% success rate in guessing if something is yes or no as long as question itself has 50 50 chances of being yes or no, but with too many numbers in lottery, I am afraid my divination powers arent that high.

However, you gave me good idea.

I will start divination topic tommorrow where people ask "yes or no" questions and I answer them using tarrot. It can be questions about past, present or future.

Should be interesting. 

Once again a misrepresentation of science.

Check your dictionary.

And if you want to comply with the non-specific guesswork of divination apps, you will.

Though as soon as Stephen asked you to divine something specific, you had to make excuses.

Same old, same old.

He cant do like ummmm, REAL magic can he Zed ?

I mean. 

Magic and them bloody tarot card things ain't like REAL hey ?

Zed? 

There not real . 

My mum said they ain't really real. 

Quijy or is it ( oiji  ) anyway , them  boards .

Like . 

There not REAL hey Zee. ?

Im not scared.  

Im really not. 

Ive tango'd with  a level 3 raki tuned Witch before.  As have you.

She had easy over a dozen dream catches. 

She knew all the shakra bloody spots and shit. 

She even collected rain water.

I told her to curse me .

I didn't even cross me fingers when i asked. 

You know Zed that i too love . I fucking love to live life dangerously.   

So like ,

The qhone app version of these things wouldn't be much chop hey ? 

I reckon BK can not in fact tell the future, in so much as important things. 

What im trying to say is. 

His bluffing. 

Im gonna push ,   

I'M ALL IN. 

Good days zed. 

  

Ps.  If witchcraft and shit is real Zed. . Just say it aint. 

Whats the diff between  a free tarot app or a $3.99 tarot card reader .?

No fuck it . Im gonna purchase a $5.99 tarot app. 

That , i reckon might just work. 

But not a fucking free one. 

I walked into a brand new just open shop once and seen a tarot deck. 

I put them fuckers straight down the front of my pants . 

I really think it was odd the way i did that at the time i thought. 

But i could never get em to work or nothing. 

I just liked the fool card , death card , the hanged man and a couple of others. 

Buttttttt. They didn't work.

 

Unlike. 

The naked women on a deck of playing cards that i had

Them mutha fuckers worked.  

Mmmmmm Bush. 

Wow, i miss them. 

But yeah , they worked. 

What youve never heard of playing cards with naked women on them . ?

Yeah . Every card had like, a naked chick on it. 

Yeah.

Naked With no clothes on .

Like for example.  

The 7 of clubs.

It had a naked chick on it. 

The 3 of spades. 

Yes . You guessed it. 

Sluts

Mufff. 

Thats 52 plus naked chicks , cause theres one on each. 

Big old mufff. 

What did The 2 of dimonds have on it you ask? 

A Naked fucking chick

Thats what they all had. 

Tell me im fucking special cunt. 

Fucking tell me. 

So tarot is useful in more than one way.

Regular pieces of decorated card.

Perfect for constructing stacks.

How tall can you make yours Deb?