I don't think it would be hard to get rich people to join your church.
Especially when i just saved there life a week ago.
When that out of control car ( wich was driven by my mate and not out of control.
When i saved you from sure death.
What im trying to say is.
Setting up scenarios in wich you appear to save someones life wouldn't be that difficult.
Especially for old people.
So with a little homework on a persons finances.
You can really benifit.
The churches love RICH OLD PEOPLE.
Once you get them to your church you need to make them feel real important and special.
Then its the job of the guy you pay to ( secure WILLS )
Hes a ruthless moraless manipulative son bitch.
He appers ever so lovely but.
If god knew you were rich .
He prob would send you the required sign.
But Only Becauseeeeeeeeee, god fucking loves cash.
Its palm sunday this week or next i think.
When i waz young , i seen a bunch of people walking somewhere with palm prongs.
It was beyond strange.
Imagine like a god seeing some of the freaky shit we humans do to ummmm,
To please him.
This week its fasting.
You know full that. God loves it when you skip a meal or two for him.
Picture him looking down at you ( god lives in the sky. )
Picture him looking down at you and he sees you NOT EATING FOR HIM.,
Pic him spitting on his fingers and rubbing his 6 nipples.
Yeah Thats the shit.
Pic him looking down and him seeing a big bunch of guys waving around palm leaves.
Fuckin loves it.
And we haven't even got around to mention how much he loves it when we get together and sing songs to him.
His such a lucky god to have the theists dance for him .
A challenge would be going to jail and not running into god.
God for some reason hangs out and speaks to most peoples that go to jail.
If you Steal a car and set it on fire whilst in posesion of a fire arm.
Youd be looking at 5 years .
Aka 2 years .
You'd be guaranteed to bump into god a hanfull of times within that period.
Remember .
There is only one thing you need to know from god.
So what ya wanna do issss .
When you see him . Its important to
keep asking over and over again .
WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN. ?
Please god
WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP DO I JOIN. ?
Keep at it.
Get the answer from him for that then insta join.