Scam; Or The lord Working in Mysterious Ways?

"scammed"?  You have got to be kidding me!

"We may have been scammed by asylum seekers, admits Church of England"

NEVER!!!! YA  DON'T SAY, JUDGE!?

Demands for clampdown as 40 Bibby Stockholm asylum seekers 'converting to Christianity'

"Tory MP Tim Loughton, who is a member of the home affairs committee, raised concerns that Christian conversion had become a scam".

REALLY!! TIM!! REALLY!!? 

These fkn Pastors and Priests.  So devout, so sincere, so full of shite. 

My prayers and thoughts go out to them. 

O friggen NO.

Im gonna. 

FFFFFFFF.

FFF .

' DEEP BREATHS  '

' SPITS '

' WIPES MOUTH '

Dont do it deb. 

Just Walk away.

No but.

I cant. 

Aaarrrrrrraarcbuuncwvimiybrc

You fucking .

Shit dick licker.

Bastards 

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Thats running slow.     

' RANT WARNING AVOIDANCE SYSTEM ' 

To avoid press button.m

' Presses button '

A warning msg appears . 

Are you sure you want to avoid rant. 

WTF. 

Yessssssss. 

PRESS PRESS PRESS. 

In through the nose and out through the mouth.  

Wow , so cloes to opening up then. 

WANK.

Abdul Ezedi, the Clapham chemical [acid] attack suspect, was granted asylum after claiming to have converted to Christianity, despite having two convictions in the UK for sex assault and exposure.
Friends of Ezedi, an illegal migrant, told The Telegraph that he was a “good Muslim” who bought half a halal sheep every fortnight, despite his apparent conversion. 

Asked about the role of the Church of England in conversions of asylum seekers, the Rt Revd Francis-Dehqani, an Iranian-born Anglican, said: “We take seriously our responsibilities, but we also know that as Christians, our primary responsibility is one of welcome and hospitality and support and teaching, but we need to do that in a way that is that is wise and, and is aware that occasionally there are people who might try and scam us.”

Abdul Ezedi, the Clapham chemical [acid] attack suspect. Acid attack of woman and two babies. Maybe it the Islamic form of baptism.

Hey Henny. 

You've seen me WARN the chistians of this ummm, ease of becoming one of em hey. ?

You've also seen me  become a Christian a few times hey ? 

Mid post .

I've gotten real fucking good at it. 

I can do over 100 denomination. 

Most accidental, 

I found this fact whilst starting my studies into.,

( JOINING RELIGIONS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. ) 

I thought , if i have 5 mins left to live , I'd spend 1 minute of that joining as many religions as possible.. 

 Day friggen one into my studies i was blown the fuck away by , 

Just how many christian de- noms one "  becomes" a part of ,   

with the one " main spell " 

I call it 

 The magic spell of exceptence.

( the excepting of the christ as my lord and  s ________r. 

Day 2 of studies i came to the realization that i can't become jewish over night. 

I couldn't learn the singing  reading and along  with required rock8ng. 

That would take me a year plus. 

And then as You know henny , 

Its my forskin  thing that i have.

I mean

one can learn the torah for the rest of my life, but i would be kidding myself thinking one can go to the jew afterlife joint with skin over the end of my cock.

Its 

Well, 

It aint happening.  

Oh 

And then theres the 

Pork and backon and ham.   Oh my.  

Being a auusie don't help  .

Id done a Shrimp or two on the BBQ .

I eat all the diff types of shell fish. 

Because  seriously  Hen Pen.   

I wanted to be jewish .  ( only for like a hour max )   

That being My last hour of life.

Then i die in a waterfall. 

And thennnn.????

No. 

No and then.

AND THENNNNNNN.????.

I said NO and then.

Actually. 

we do know about what happens after we die .

Where do i start. ? 

Well , When we die ,

We are met by a bloke. 

this bloke has in his hands yellow pages of paper. 

Ladies and gentlemen.  

I give to you . 

    ▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪          THE GUY WITH THE CHECKLIST .         ▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪•▪

Did you do this ?

Did you do that ? 

# 87. Do you have a forskin. ? 

# 88. Show us then.  

You lot alllllll  think that when we die , a  bloke with the checklist pops up right? 

But Other then that . 

I can only speculate.  

Good day sir.

Yes Deb.  Its that simple. And its not the first time asylum a seeking Muslims   has decided it is a good idea to "convert" to Christianity from Islam and has gone on to commit murder or rape or an acid attack. WE had about 3 in England in the first few weeks of this year and we are only half through February.

  The lack of wisdom among these church cretins is astounding.

I have to wonder why none of them seemed to have followed the example of  their hero King Solomon and asked god for wisdom  and the powers to detect a fake?

Jesus endowed all his disciples with  super powers to do miracles and they didn't even  have to ask, Deb!

NO DEB! Jesus just to said to them; 

"here you are men, I give you authority,  off you go do some miracles and just mention my name , OH and watch out for them fake Christians, cast them out they are Muslims really".

Try Picturing this .

Someone breaks into your house and steals all of ya good shit.

Keep up the Picturing this in mind.

Its terrible right .

Keep picturing,  

Keep picturing 

Andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Your omniscient.

. 

They take you to the station for questioning .

You give .

NO COMMENT.  

Il ,  tell ya a way ya might be able to catch me   

something freaky like. 

Starting from the last page . And going to the front. 

Ever 49th letter, will spell out   read the 4 people responsible for the crime . 

I'd probably fall for that. 

Yeah i woukd 

It would blow my mind . 

I couldn't be a Christia quick enough.  

I wanna see something ummm, freaky  or ghostly BEFORE I DIE.