The very next day, Bsh was right back at the interrogation room, telling Mike his story. The very first thing he asked was about YYW. Mike brought in a doctor to consult Bsh,and after the nature of YYW's injuries were described the doctor concluded that he had almost certainly died immediately after his fight with bluesteel. Bsh pushed his grief aside. Thett had caused this. Perhaps if his ship had undergone its mandatory annual inspection, things would've gone differently. Now instead of a heroes death, YYW died breaking the rules. He had died a criminal, and it was Thett's fault. Thett HAD to be brought to justice.
In exchange for his cooperation, Bsh was promised full immunity. Several days went by, and the number of legal regulations broken by Thett continued to pile up. The biggest violation occurred in 2018, when Thett had brokered a deal between his two close friends Kim Jung Un and Donald Trump, successfully averting a nuclear exchange. However unbeknownst to Bsh, Thett had failed to register as a foreign agent when he interceded with Trump to prevent him from dropping the bomb on the Norks. This was a potential felony.
Thus, three days after Bsh cooperated with the authorities the administration of President Kanye West appointed a special prosecutor to investigate Thett and all surviving members of the pirate crew.
However, given the sealed order handed down by Vice President Emilrose, officials high up in the administration doubted that the investigation would be necessary.
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Thett didn't have many regrets. He had lived a truly legendary life, and he knew it. In addition,he was widely considered to be one of the most humble people in existence. Thett considered his humility to be his best virtue, and he was quite proud ofit. He considered his second best trait to be his decision making abilities, so it as very unusual for him to regret something. However he was quickly comingto regret bringing RationalMadman with him to finish the repair of the ship.
RM was a member of Mestaris crew, who was described as "a nice lad, but a bit confusing." RM was not nice to Thett though. At all. Not only did he ignore all orders Thett gave him, but he only spoke in rhymes. The two had come close to blows once, before Tyrone had forcibly broken them up.
And now, as everyone else frantically packed up Mestari's palace or repaired the ship so they could escape this island before Zaradi told the authorities where it was, RM just sat back and threw diss rap after diss rap at Thett.
"Bitch, speak wrong about me one more time and that jaw where the threats spew out of’s gonna
become Thett3’s most missed bit,
Imma tear you apart, boy don’t you dare say you’re smart,
You’re a van-Gogh to DDO, I’m a Mozart to Debate Art,"
Thett gritted his teeth. Tyrone, Mikal, and Blamonkey who were working nearby just snickered.YYW, who had healed enough to leave his hospital bed, gave a booming laugh as he watched the crew at work.
Tyrone was on the crows nest when he saw it. A strange shape in the distance, on the other side of the island...taking out his binoculars, he took one glance, and was only able to say "okay, this is epic"
It was a WWII era battleship, proudly flying the old red white and blue.
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Once Zaradi had told the Military Industrial Complex what he had heard, the decision was clear. They had been searching for the whereabouts of Mestari, Airmax, and TUF for quite some time. Although the latter two were mere figurehead presidents, they commanded great respect from the public. Combined with Thett's star power, they could cause quite a bit of havoc if they went around trying to convince everyone that Democracy was a god that failed. Yes, the decision was painful but also very clear.
The USS Missouri had recently been recommissioned along with a lot of other super cool battleships as part of President West's campaign promise to Make America Lit Again, and was currently doing anti-piracy operations near Mestari's island. Now that they knew the location of these dissenters, the ship was ordered to bombard the island.
