I am going to start a buisness soon, so I figured a covenant with Gods could help.

I say Gods, because we cant exactly be sure what is real when it comes to religion.

But most Gods are either:

1. Gods of pleasure

2. Gods of charity

Kinda like Satan and Jesus.

So here is the deal I want to make with these 2 types of Gods.

If my buisness happens to be successful, 10% of profit goes to charity.

So its in Jesus's interest that this buisness succeeds.

Also, if my buisness happens to be successful, I am gonna buy myself expensive things. 

So its in Satan's interest too that this buisness succeeds.

Thats the deal, so I hope Gods favor me.

Buying stuff, charity and GODS are simply consequences of the human imagination.

When you are successful you will probably find a ready supply of nubile gold diggers desperate to pay you lip service, as it were.

All a part of the system.

Enjoy.