How to sell?

I've sold a shit load of stuff on Facebook market place. I just recently sold a car with 200,000 miles  and listed all of its faults for $1100. Sold in 3 days. Only thing I would suggest is a public meeting place near your home and tell them to call you when they get there. Weeds out the no shows. Also don't respond to offers before they have even looked at it. Tell them you find sight unseen offers are disingenuous and are never honored. The purpose of a sight unseen offer is to lower the starting haggling price. They will never pay their initial offer.

How can you sell what is not yours?

No, you should not "tell her", you should ask her.

If you sell her motorcycle without her knowledge, you are toast.

Yes, Islamic Law ensures a woman's right to her property.

No, it's the law of the jungle, women being the most dangerous creatures ensures the right to her property, and his property.

"Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact."

- Honore de Balzac

Wow. Good tips. Thanks 

She would stick me in the oven. 

Sound advice.

WE ALLLLLLL HAVE TO WEAR SEAT BELTS IN CARS.

( this feels to me like , a umm, a "governing body"  are looking out for our saftey. )  good on em .

Give Credit fot that.   Pats on the back all round.  

Seatbelts save a phenomenal amount of lives full stop

Butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Also. 

Everyone is allowed to ride Motorbikes. 

Insta trust gone. 

This " governing body " that has our safety in mind. 

They showed good judgment.  

Making it ILLEGAL to drive a car without a seatbelt. 

But letting us ride motobikes that these days can travel cloes to, or if not greater than <    the speed of light. 

This handy however, for  when you need to go somewhere at 300 kph . 

Ive atleast 5 blokes i know  ,that have died riding bikes. 

3 funerals ive fucking attended.  

When Cars and bikes go wrong. 

Cars come off best 

▪°•▪°•▪°•     Motobike are accidents waiting to happen. •°▪•°▪•°▪

Fukkkkkkkkkkkkk,   That someting my dad would say. 

Now Repeat it.

Motobikes are a accident waiting to happen. 

me on the other hand .

Well Im hip when it comes to motorcycles. 

MOTORBIKES ARE FUCKING COOL.  , the guys luv em and the chicks dig em. 

' clicks fingers ' 

' slicks hair back '  

CAN I GET A . 

 Ayyyyyyy. 

5 blokes three funerals?

Who you knew.

And I expect that they died not riding motorcycles, but just as the ride abruptly ended.

Matthew my best school friend put his Suzuki GT750 through a hedge on a straight road, back in 1978.

Never made it to 2023 with me.

Merry this time of year Deb.

Santa will be here within 6 hours. 

I so can't wait . 

You'll have to wait but.

As You guys are little behind in wales. 

A bit slow like.  

Yar. 

Oh Yar ,

Gutten targen. Yoplay. 

 Actually  i don't know much german. 

 

He speaks Welsh.

I bet he fucking doesn't.  

Well not fluently i bet. 

Then  I, 

like your wife Zed , 

Was going to make fun of you for wearing lycra 24 / 7 the other day . 

I must of forgot. 

So Sorry about that. 

What i wanted to know was. 

What comes after 

Being  ( a Mamil.)   ? 

I was guessing 

 ( a Oamil. )  ?

O for ( OLD ) 

A for ( AGE  )

M for ( Man )

I  in 

L. Licra

This would of then led to.

Curiosities. 

I was curious as to ,

Do you shave your vagina when you shave your legs. ?

Or have you got a big hairy cunt. 

Then I was gonna move on to the fact.

Thats the fact that.

Allllllllllll cyclist take performance inhancing DRUGS. 

Cheats , the lot of em

Its fact. 

How long did you do steroids for.? 

And is it true that they make your dick shrink.

So yeah. 

just a couple of basic frendly questions. 

Now i must try getting to sleep . 

As He knows when you are sleeping.

And like,

he knows when your awake.

Did i mention 

He knows if you've been bad or good. 

CRAZY RIGHT, ? 

No Zed ,

he isnt .  omniscient 

 He is however 

♡♡♡♡   Omni presents. ♡♡♡♡♡

So Thats like, he has lots of presents. 

And he knows.   

☆☆☆☆ EXACTLY WHAT PRESENTS PEOPLE WANT. ☆☆☆☆

 Exactly.  

Ok.

Bring it in big fella . 

' stands there with arms open ' 

Waits for firm manly hug. 

Yeahhhh .

Thats it .

nice.

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡   MERRY CHRISTMAS ZED  ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

squeeze tightens. 

Andddddd. 

Releases.  

Man hugging  ?

Gods ok with that. 

Oh sorry. 

I mearly just brushed your bottom,

It was a accident. 

Technically speaking, one doesn't shave one's vagina.

As the vagina is actually the internal muscular tube that links the outer bits to the inner bits.

One shaves one's pussy, but not one's pussy cat, as it were.

And sports girls bottoms clad with modern technical fabrics are an endless source of fascination for sure.

Though I doubt that my Lycra clad bottom inspires much fascination theses days...But you never know who's looking. do you Deb?

Hope you enjoyed/are enjoying the end of the year Deb.

Oh, and I often wonder why the rear central region is known as the bottom, when clearly the feet are at the bottom.