How to know if you are possessed by a demon?

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Okay, so I was trying to summon a demon, but I forgot to use protection.

I just used sigil of lucifer and tried to summon lucifer. Well, he didnt show up, but I did start to feel a bit weird.

Later I read that you are actually supposed to use protection so that demon doesnt harm you. They said to use circle of salt, but to me that seemed funny at the time because I was pretty sure demon can just walk over that anyway.
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I might have some ideas for you. Let me talk to my brother Amenadiel.
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 I was trying to summon a demon.

Why?
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I mean in your case you couldn't tell either way, so I wouldn't worry about it. Just you be you. Or the demon. You know, however you self-identify.
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just do what homer simpson did, and sell your soul for a donut 
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There are quite a few demons on these boards, and they'd know, why don't you just PM them.
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You don't believe in "God" and you open a thread saying you are trying to summon a demon? What the fuck?
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There are quite a few demons on these boards, and they'd know, why don't you just PM them.
Yes, I'm one of them. I am "Il Diavolo". Lol.

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I'd like to get a ( truthful ) price check on ya avrage exorcism. 
( someone not from the church. )

Thoughts on.  
Exorcism gift card .  This card will allow the holder. 
Allow one free basic exorcism. 
T-shirt , a Cap , a keyring and 2 bumper stickers  

Not that you need one , it just would be handy to have. 
You know. 
Like you duck down the road for bread and milk and a demon pops up and goes fair up inside you , like right right UP IN YA .  and thej you start sweating up and
well. 
I could imagine its horrible being pissed,  pose sd , pasesed. 
You know what i mean. Getting taking over. 
Sooooooooo. 
Having one of these (  1 FREE EXORCISM CARDS *^ ) would atleast offer some comfort. 

A show of hands if your church offers this service. 

I'd like to get one for me mar. 
And my mate for like a practical joke. 

To have a guess at the price of one of these. 
$399.00  three hundred and ninty nine smackers. 
I wouldn't pay over five. 

Im probably kidfing myself,  they would be over $1000 bucks.  
But handy to have none the less. 

* prices , fees , as to times may differ. ^ atractive kids are free. 

CAN I GET A 
                      $$$$$$           PRICE CHECK PLEASE.     $$$$$$$$
1 EXORCISM.    basic type. 
Also , prices for pets . As i think my dog is posses ed  pasased. His a fruit loop. 
But thats another post. 

Good game. 
Good game. 


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Coming up on 40 years and have not once needed a exorcism. 
' touches wood ' 
I'm like demon dodging.
I've played atleast .
Approximately 10 games of ouija board. 
Im not very good at it. But i played. 

See i too like to live life dangerously.  

I'll say anyth9ng three times infront of a mirror. 
ANYTHING 
Try me .
I'll do it. 
Ive sat in on  two games of .   ( As light as a feather.  As Sick as a ghost )
▪°▪°▪°   Of which i do not want to talk about.    ▪°▪°▪°

Look i just don't want to talk about it. 

STOP ASKING. 
i dont wanna talk about it. 

You fucking idiots. 

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Im not talking about it . 
What part of that dont you understand.  
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Demons are what is known as, mental disorders.

Internal dysfunction.

Not external interference.
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Demons are what is known as, mental disorders.

 And many other things, vic.

One only had to have to had a runny nose and cough, limp, bruise, swelling, or hadn't coughed up enough to satisfy the pastors or priests,  and you were said to have a "demon".
Jesus' own family believed him to be "possessed". John the Baptist was said to have a "demon" too.

Nope, if you went against or upset the status quo, were anti social, you were a the devil or demon possessed.
Silly I know, but one has to take into consideration the times. The uneducated and illiterate were deeply superstitious in those days after being mind fucked by the well educated elite. They can't get away with it so much these days. Particularly in the West . Thankfully those days are gone now.... in the west anyway.  
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Hopefully  one day, exorcisms won't have to be so darn invasive.

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You don't believe in "God" and you open a thread saying you are trying to summon a demon? What the fuck?
Whats the big deal? If demons arent real, then I lose nothing. And if they are real, they could help me in life. I thought demon summoning was common in atheism.
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 And if they are real, they could help me in life. 

 Well they helped King David.... or was it Solomon? 
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I concluded that since Christians hate demons so much,

and most Christians are not exactly right in the head,

Then those demons either dont exist, or those demons are the good guys.

I will make another thread explaining why I think that Lucifer is right.
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NEVER WORRY ABOUT DEMONS AGAIN. 

For a small fee of like. 
$87.99.
Or 4 payments of whatever   87.99 ÷ 4  = ( ______ )  
You can purchase a.  
^^^^^^^^^^       DEMONS BE GONE TALISMAN.      ^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
Also I'll  chuck in a  t-shirt and bumper stickes. 
This little beauty  ( guarantees* ) safty from 74 of the 78 diffrent types of demons orrrr your money back.  
You really can't go wrong with this piece.  

PM me. 
Or just.
Send cash $$$$$$$$$$$$.  

First 10 costumers and the stupidest ones. 
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Demons were created by early man to explain poor design. OBTW, I'm not Lucifer Morningstar anymore.
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Doesn't Trump's mug shot look like a Demon?
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Thank you and come again. 
Thats Another happy costumer right there. 

Did i mention
We've also a large range of .   
▪°•▪°•▪°•  Am i possessed  •°▪ •°▪•°▪ bran Test kits.   
Ranging from $28.50 to $119.00.




 
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FLRW...
A free demons be gone talisman is heading your way big fella. 

Very well played.  

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Yes and a tee and the bumper stickers . 
Its all yours . 

So thats like 87 and carry the 3. 
Thats like heaps.
For free. 

Im just gonna need That three didget number on the back of your credit card. 

And its all freee
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There are quite a few demons on these boards, and they'd know, why don't you just PM them.
IlDiavolo wrote: Yes, I'm one of them. I am "Il Diavolo". Lol.


I'm not one of them but I have been called "the slime of Satan", something I consider to be much worse. And by none other than a meek, mild Christian man of god, love, peace and tolerance.

The Reverend Tradesecret  wrote of me:

[Stephen] the serpent, satan, whatever - he is the accuser and you follow after him. you are his disciple. From my point of view - he is slime. You know like the stuff we find after a snail has passed by. creepy.  disgusting. ugly. 


Not to mention that I and other atheist he'd met were, in his opinion, mostly "drug addled kiddie fiddlers":

 But he didn't stop there.  The Reverend Tradesecret also  told me that I was a "stupid man and dumb as fuck" too. All this and I had only been here a matter of moths.!

I can only suppose he was of the impression that he- being the most educated and of a higher status in the theological field than myself - believed that he ruled the roost on this public forum.

I can only assume that after these unwarranted insults about my person that he then went off to preach "the good news" of love, peace and tolerance to his  "congregation of over 300" or maybe a regiment of ADF over which he is a Chaplain.

All very odd considering the Brother D. has just days ago had a warning for addressing another member here mildly as being "blithering idiot" and a "dumb ass" . which by all accounts are strictly against the CoC.?#32




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The traps been set. 
' crouched behind a tuft of grass ' 
I wait.

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Sending Step Hen . 
●●●●●●●●●●  1  FREE HUG   ●●●●●●●●●

Shipped. 
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Doesn't Trump's mug shot look like a Demon?
Yes.
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So, Tradesecret was quite a character, wasn't s/he? Hahaha. This is how dogmatic people behave, and to me they represent a serious danger for anyone close to them. 

However, in my case nobody called me like this except me. You might have noticed that "Il Diavolo" means "The devil" but not in the common religious sense but in the sexual sense. I'm a fucking devil when it comes to sex. 😁

Besides, there is no such thing as devil or Satan or whatever. If there has ever been a devil in this world this is the human being. 
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So, Tradesecret was quite a character, wasn't s/he? 

And still is. And considering this thread is concerned with "demonic possession" I am witness to the many personas that the Reverend has been possessed by.