Instigator / Pro
12
1403
rating
16
debates
21.88%
won
Topic
#747
Rap Battle
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 8 votes and with 44 points ahead, the winner is...
K_Michael
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 5
- Time for argument
- Three days
- Max argument characters
- 30,000
- Voting period
- Two weeks
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
56
1581
rating
38
debates
64.47%
won
Description
No information
Round 1
I’ll waive
Hello there, Josh. Now this might sound posh,
I've written but poetry before. (Try not to snore)
I've got rhyme and rhythm to spare
But I'll have to take care
For my topic's more boring than of old. (It's you, Stebold)
My lines are too short, but then again, are they?
Of me, there's no report, but that doesn't bar the way
I'll make my own way, as I always do,
Hopefully, you're trying too.
If a patterned insult is all you've got
I won't give you a second thought.
There're too many posers here, clogging my space, wasting my time.
Don't think that you're different just because you can rhyme.
"You're just fifteen," you say, "stop giving me sass."
Well, it doesn't take an adult to not be crass.
I don't know you, to me you have no repute.
Since it goes both ways you'll have little to refute.
Round 2
Forfeited
You've changed my mind
You're worse than a troll
'A forfeit!' you whined
I'm done with this bull-
perhaps if you show up for the final three rounds
you could save some respect; you're on unsteady ground
Believe me, I know what it's liked to be scared,
but if you run from your fears, you're forever impaired.
Just three stanzas, that's how nice I am
Some slack on your noose, I'm a meek little lamb
Beginning next round, though, I'll ear you apart
Show up if you dare, with fear in your heart.
Round 3
Forfeited
I don't know what response you're trying to evoke
I've never (virtually) met such a cowardly bloke
Your profile says 6 days ago you last were on (obviously)
but you can look on in fear without signing up (anonymously)
Round 4
Forfeited
I'm done. My opponent can try to salvage something from the remaining round.
Round 5
Forfeited
sigh
You even logged on yesterday.
Too bad about the forfeit, I'll battle you if you're itching for an opponent. Forewarning, I'm not polite when I battle.
14 days is a long time.
I like the new pic
I'm done with rap battles, at least for now.
I'll battle you
correction: "I'll ear you"
*I'll tear you
Why?! I was hoping you'd start this off so I could get a better feel for this.
Oh well.
Let's give this a shot.