Instigator / Pro

Sparrow

1495

rating

debates

48.94%

won

Topic

#735

Rap Battle number 45666667867845675356756785

Status

Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics

Better arguments

Better sources

Better legibility

Better conduct

After 3 votes and with 7 points ahead, the winner is...

Sparrow

Tags

Music

Parameters

Publication date: 04.10.2019 02:41PM
Last updated date: 04.25.2019 09:54PM
Type: Standard
Number of rounds: 3
Time for argument: Three days
Max argument characters: 30,000
Voting period: One week
Point system: Multiple criterions
Voting system: Open

Contender / Con

RationalMadman

1702

rating

574

debates

67.86%

won

Description

No information

Round 1

Sparrow

04.11.2019 09:32PM

Pro

I'm the lord of the site

I'm a sword, your a knife

I'll take your neck and rearrange the cords and the pipes

in the form of a mic

I'll spit down your throat, then use your own throat to spit

your tactics are batshit, read your own quotes ya twit

your strategy is laughably average, weak and faggoty

it's sad to see how badly you rap, but please get mad at me

please attack me with savagery and audacity

I don't want to empathically have to feel the sense of tragedy

the embarrassment when you drag your feet

and get butthurt like a big fat sissy

you've always cried and whined like you had a vagina hiding inside your mind

that's the pussy mentality

got you thinkin' I'm derived from an alien seed that's hybridized by divine

entities, but in reality

I'm designed to rhyme the kind of rhymes that effect your mitochondria like cyanide

fatality,

so time to die, cause' I deny your right to life, and I'm the high

king of DA, the Iron Throne is where my ass'll be

RationalMadman

04.14.2019 06:43PM

Con

Beat to Loop (right-click the video, click Loop and enjoy): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lDruk8IVZw

One step up and ten steps lower,

Fool's reckless yes this is the ring, I'm Balboa,

You can't fathom the mountains over which I've climbed you're pale boy, scaling the white cliffs of Dover,

Lose chess so checkers is you're next best bet, you neck-bent Cobra, charm you lower your alarms constrict arms like thick, slick Boa,

True misfit, Type1 on an alt, I'll show ya, You can have yourself vote for yourself and still be toast, sir.

You can deny your patterns, I can't release the messages,

But you can't stride with balance, subspecies to what this phantom menace is,

Spit with force all you want, aliens come in peace playing my anthem, Sep'ratist, you can type all you wanna, saying 'shit i'm the abs'lute best at this',

But I can smell your pyramid little bitch, your hormones packed with estrogen,

Emotion rules you, fool, and your third debate was your worst mistake, 1, 2, 3 look at this asshole's negligence,

Rap battle yourself, what sad is Mr Cobra you can rap with venom but you're bitin' your own tail, Barbossa's so run on Jack Sparrow, hapless catastrophe of a specimen.

Round 2

Sparrow

04.15.2019 05:57AM

Pro

You're a rational madman?

not likely. you're committing suicide like you're at mass with the afghans

ready to have your life stashed in the trash can

for a radical ideological stance

I grow tired of your foolish faith based conclusions

your profusion of illusions insinuates the pre-natal contusions

from the failed abortion which produced him

RM the spectacle of such eclectical confusion

cause' you claim to be such a balanced human

mentally stable

but what you peddle is essentially fables

I don't think you're dentally able

to chew what you've now bit off,

and digest what I'm about address, to dissect, unintangle

the mess you've created, with your theories that are a bit lost

on facts,

cause' faith is all you've got. like all hacks

who claim to have the inches that there cock lacks

and make you lick their ballsacks

but your penis is as small as the smallest bit of reality

with your arbitrary hypothetical pussy-foots of causality

in actuallity to battle me you'd have to have a penis

or atleasr a clitoris, you don't even have a batterry

left in your pack, and perhaps you've seen

the typos, yes I'm freestylin' to show my capacity

could be nerfed, and still you're no match for me

RationalMadman

04.15.2019 06:44AM

Con

In R1 there's a tiny error. I meant to say 'Barbossa's here' but didn't type the 'here' before the 'so'.

Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY-4juTm2Fc

It's ridonkulous how you ee-orr your way through through the door,

Kid fronting shit, porridge-spit learn to fold your sheets goldilocks before you sleep with bear in it premature whore,

Come callin' me suicidal while you write like the Bible; one fable after another, go cradle your mother the God of Rap's tongue left her cunt too damn sore,

Filler-syllables stallin' your killin' with your 'arbitrary hypothetical' severed neck pull with click-click tick-tick talk more shit, I'll grab my hammer 'n' it's rum-pum-pum-pum straight to your jaw,

Four rhymes barely hit, think I'm scared, lil kid, when you're mentally impaired, you wish, 5 or more rhymes into a stanza and your slam-shut mind's stuck behind in time as you relive the nightmare of Heinous Hamza the Rational, that you met as you lost your limbs in that Afghan War.

Round 3

Sparrow

04.15.2019 10:10PM

Pro

I'm a lunatic, dude submit to the mad king

when it comes to doobs and spliffs, I "burn them all" like king's landing

You think you're a God of rap?

You ain't even got a sack

you're an amateur wad of crap

that's never even been on a track

you just brag on web forums, posting the whackest shite

everyone knows you're full of shit and you don't have a life

no one cares about a sub-normal halfwit's plight

when you believe the earth is flat and white/ walkers inhabit ice

palaces in the north pole cause' you lack insight

and flunked science class which you couldn't pass, it's quite

literally the saddest sight to see your narcissistic ass just type

a massive stack of tripe with which my ass should be wiped

and still be actin' like/ you have a right/ to grab the mic/

I could just pass some gas and might/ produce better raps than this faggot writes

You're nothing but a silly little dweeb with aspergers

typing and typing away with a sad fervour

you live on the internet, and never introspect

or ask yourself why you're a fat basement lurker

what did you ever do for fame?

I bet you sit on your ass all day and play computer games

so lube your brain

cause' I'm about to fuck your mind with my super wang

of metaphysical intellectual mind fuckery voodoo, menge

until your man-boobs are stained

with the jizz that I'm shootin' straight into your face

I grabbed your bitch's hooters and juiced her

like a kale smoothie, than I spread her booty and screwed her

right in her stale coochie

there's nothing you can do man, you're neutered

she got impaled through the

poon, turned

into my whore, I fucked her blind now she uses braille to read

cause' you're a fucking loser

all you do is fail, dude geez

RationalMadman

04.18.2019 09:54PM

Con

Take the win or the loss, depends on the mood of the voters when they wave their fingers over their keyboards.

RationalMadman

04.15.2019 06:44AM

I'm neither confirming nor denying my name to be Hamza. It was an Afghani/Pakistani sounding name that was relevant to the pun.

RationalMadman

04.14.2019 06:45PM

Barbossa's here so*******

missing the word here* will correct in R2.

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.10.2019 03:18PM

-->

@Sparrow

This should be fun to watch. I think you got this Sparrow. Just aim for the eyeball. Things seem to hate being hit in the eyeball.

Sparrow

04.10.2019 03:00PM

-->

@RationalMadman

@Wrick-It-Ralph

Okay, maybe RM can take this one.

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.10.2019 02:58PM

-->

@Sparrow

I would take it, but I'm trying to take on more serious debates at the moment and I don't want to overstock on debates. In the future though, I'll be down.

Ramshutu

04.22.2019 12:26AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

“I'm the lord of the site
I'm a sword, your a knife
I'll take your neck and rearrange the cords and the pipes
in the form of a mic”

“your strategy is laughably average, weak and faggoty
it's sad to see how badly you rap, but please get mad at me
please attack me with savagery and audacity
I don't want to empathically have to feel the sense of tragedy
the embarrassment when you drag your feet
and get butthurt like a big fat sissy”

“I grow tired of your foolish faith based conclusions
your profusion of illusions insinuates the pre-natal contusions
from the failed abortion which produced him
RM the spectacle of such eclectical confusion
cause' you claim to be such a balanced human”

“You think you're a God of rap?
You ain't even got a sack
you're an amateur wad of crap
that's never even been on a track”

Frankly, this was one of the most one siddd of RMs rap battles, Sparrow had excellent rhymes, topical and hilarious disses (above), that managed to build through each stanza and end in a staccato bitch slap in multiple cases. While the final round tailed off, I have little else to fault: this rap was
Technically excellent, the flow was great, and I feel sorry for RM having to be on the receiving end.

RMs rap in the other hand - was short, had overly simplistic rhymes (whore/door/sore), was barely topical, nothing built up: and seems to be spending more time trying to contort rhymes than to try to make a decent quality insults. The majority didn’t seem to make much sense at all:

“But you can't stride with balance, subspecies to what this phantom menace is,”
“Kid fronting shit, porridge-spit learn to fold your sheets goldilocks before you sleep with bear in it premature whore,”

This was one of RMs worst ever raps.

I’m going to award sparrow 5 points. He deserves seven - but that just looks like a vote bomb.

TheRealNihilist

04.19.2019 11:37PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

The contender gave up at the end.

oromagi

04.19.2019 05:52AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

Yeah, no
Sparrow's no arrow
no point, no bone marrow
use the Rat's throat to spit?
on your face?
is that it?

Bird, yer songs are generic
rhymes are less than chimeric
words a bit too barbaric
notions non-esoteric

RatMan's no sense of verse
worse his shit is perverse
like he's under some universal choleric curse
to only know the obverse
of coercive persuasion, discursive reversals
all adversely dispersed.
call a nurse
get a hearse
and the way RatMan adds one too many beats
til the rhythm's not verse.
Point for Pro: Con's concession
still I dont mind confessing I liked,
"Filler-syllables stallin' your killin' with your 'arbitrary hypothetical'