Instigator / Pro

Type1

1266

rating

119

debates

15.97%

won

Topic

#698

rap battle (Sparrow)

Status

Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics

Better arguments

Better sources

Better legibility

Better conduct

After 3 votes and with 11 points ahead, the winner is...

Wrick-It-Ralph

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Publication date: 04.05.2019 03:04AM
Last updated date: 04.17.2019 12:35AM
Type: Standard
Number of rounds: 3
Time for argument: Three days
Max argument characters: 30,000
Voting period: One week
Point system: Multiple criterions
Voting system: Open

Contender / Con

Wrick-It-Ralph

1402

rating

debates

40.91%

won

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Round 1

Type1

04.06.2019 07:06AM

Pro

my penis is sixteen thousand feet long

my genius is enough to make six billion complete songs

before you even manage to yawn and put your briefs on

you smell like a sheepdog, you think like a sheep, dawg

I'm the human in the clothing of a wolf-god dressed like a sheep

keeping the sheepdogs in check by the leash

you're worth less than a beer can left by the beach

now let me show you how to induce death via speech

these dense chapters end rappers in a flash of fissioned matter

then capture the photons and make them spin backwards

I burst with grim laughter as I send demons to scavenge after

your grey matter has been splattered, and serve it too me on a golden platter

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.06.2019 07:55AM

Con

Cool story, but next time, spare me your penis disorder.

And by songs, I assume you mean three words put in order.

Cause only a toddler would call that shit a song, judging by odor.
I'd say your rhymes were sitting out too long at the Mexican border.

You should sell them to Trump, You'd be the next Forest Gump.

I bet he'd think that shit was fire and that you know how to Bump.

You'd have him stumped, not even knowing the truth that you were a Chump.

I know there's sex jokes coming from you so just pick a tree to go Hump.

Because I don't want to hear it, you wrap with bad spirits.

You think that being nasty when the timing's bad will make for good lyrics.

Cuss when it's justified BITCH. You got to learn how to feel it.

I'll treat your psyche like a banana rip the top off and slowly peel.

Until there is nothing left, then I'll hit you in the chin cleft.

You'll get the fatty fatty boom boom, man what you know about zeff?

I'll feed your ass to a hungry tiger, like I was it's chef.

Then I'll walk away like nothing happened and claim that there was a theft.

Round 2

Type1

04.06.2019 04:11PM

Pro

go ahead and peel it, remove the cocoon to my triple helix

annunaki DNA so I can unveil it

I'm one of those that came before

you're just a sloppy second whore

grasping at my apples and sword

you ain't from Eden, you're just eatin' and asking for more

cause' if you saw that staff protruding from the floor

behind the vatican door, you'd probably ride it and give it back to Borgia when you're bored

I bet you never played Assassin's Creed in your life

you plebian cunt, you dried out piece of shite

you stale ass wipe

my rhymes are good for you, but they're nasty like spinach liver and tripe

I guess you want something more complex,

something that puts into context why you're not yet

prepared for this contest,

like Donald Trump dealing with nuclear bomb threats

you smell like a loch ness monster that never washed, fetch

dog breath...I just threw your moms breasts

I cut them off, let

the blood and fat ooze out then stuffed them full of tampons next

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.06.2019 11:38PM

Con

Triple helix DNA? You're tripping! You were lucky to get a strand.

The only cocoon you have is your echo chamber, it's all that you understand.

I'll school you in The Economics of Rap as they stand.

You need a beating and I got one, that's supply and demand. .

I got more disses then you need, that's a battle rap surplus.

I'm cashing in my bonds, but I got dividends left, trust.

You're rapping it day to day, You next paycheck is a must

I'll hit you with my windfall, Your words are merely a gust.

Type 1 is the type of mistake that should you have made.

By assuming I was gonna kill you with my razor word blade.

Instead you thought was the wind, while I was stalking your in the shade.

I'll simply catch you while you're sleeping and before you wake up you'll be flayed.

Because I'm

Skinning this cheap, weak fake, satanic geek.

You think your beat's complete, bitch please just take a seat.

Let me repeat it couples times because I know your brain's lacking meat.

You're dissing me soft in cement, But you're not discrete or concrete. .

Round 3

Type1

04.09.2019 11:38PM

Pro

Forfeited

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.10.2019 12:35AM

Con

Pass

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.06.2019 07:57AM

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@Type1

Meant to say *Peel it* sad typo

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.06.2019 02:22AM

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@Type1

I'm warmed up this time. I have 3 battels going with RM lol

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.06.2019 01:09AM

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@Type1

Sweet, thanks

Type1

04.05.2019 12:36PM

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@Wrick-It-Ralph

Sure, I will make another for Sparrow.

Wrick-It-Ralph

04.05.2019 05:21AM

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@Type1

Can I accept this?

Ramshutu

04.13.2019 01:05AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

I thought wrick had slight better rap, as type 1 had a better showing than normal but went downhill fast, this wasn’t WIRs best battle though - but will give bonus points for type 1 running away.

I can only give a marginal victory though. As type 1 had a few good disses in R1, but the second and third stanza of WIR just beat it out (lol at the trump Mexican bride bit)

RationalMadman

04.10.2019 10:35PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

I respect the Round 3 concession by Pro.

Melcharaz

04.10.2019 10:31PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

I felt con had better rhythm and actual rhymes. His insults are more understandable to me. also pro forfited.