Instigator / Pro
19
1402
rating
44
debates
40.91%
won
Topic
#695
Rap Battle Omega
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 4 votes and with 7 points ahead, the winner is...
Wrick-It-Ralph
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 4
- Time for argument
- Three days
- Max argument characters
- 7,000
- Voting period
- One week
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
12
1641
rating
63
debates
65.08%
won
Description
Arguments = Opinion
Source = Pun, Metaphors, Wordplay
Grammar= Rhymes per word, Flow
Conduct = Reference or Name Dropping of Pro or Con
Round 1
I like the new pic, too bad it doesn't fit you.
It looks like the flash got drunk off a fifth or two.
And stumbled ass backwards in to a rap battle to spit, oops!
And wiped his ass on the mic and said "I win" like it was legit. Dude!!
Chill the hell out, just calm it right down you light weight.
You're spazzing out, you've no right to clown, and gyrate
You're creeping me out, use real word right now, you ingrate.
I'm shutting this down, Speed Racer is loud, out of date.
You have god on your side, too bad he's imaginary.
Complaining too much, I'm betting your vag is hairy.
Yes, I called you girl. What you gonna do about it Mary?
The prostitute, not the virgin. You're no immaculate Berry.
When you step up to Wrick It, I'll silence you like a cricket.
Underfoot, like you're Jiminy, with a bad case of rickets.
Put you out of your misery, find your neck and just split it.
Cause I'm a dog and you're a frog, I'll bite you down while you ribbit.
My pic doesn't fit me? Says the fat elephant
I'm faster than you, dude, so don't be so arrogant
You wanted to redeem yourself, you left DDO
Too bad, you can't recover from your win ratio
Of 67, a failing score, it's way too low
Mine is so high, I'm getting vertigo
I'll never chill out, I'm always on fire
You're left in the dust, I only rise higher
When it comes to ranks, I'm a king, you're a squire
So learn your place, and call me sire
You say I'm out of date, but you're such a liar
I'm young, dear Ralph, but your situation's dire
You're getting really old, about to expire
So leave the real work to me, please retire
I could go on and on, but I'll give you a chance
Even though you're stuck, while I advance
So take this opportunity to reflect on your decision
Keep going this route, you'll end up in a collision
Round 2
I never left DDO, But it's a sinking ship nonetheless.
You think good stats on a ghost debate site puts hair your chest?
You think cause 4 of the 5 voters are theists that makes your arguments the best?
I nailed you down so hard one time you literally said "I can't rebut all of this"
I might be older, but that doesn't mean that you're bolder.
I'm patient and precise, I'll cut you off at the shoulder.
I'm quenching my thirst for thrills while you break your cup holder.
You couldn't fit my adventures in a three ring folder (fact)
What's wrong Speedrace? Did you not meet pace?
Because your pole position's lacking and there's egg on your face.
I'm spilling your freeze frame animated blood all over the place. (Speed Racer reference)
Spare me the chowder, I take doubters and oust them into outer space.
Because I'm the MC that always broke the most.
I'll gently touch your house and instantly turn it to toast.
I'll Pluck you and Chuck you in the oven while you roast.
I'm Wrickin' up this Chicken gonna show em a roast.
You hurled the elephant, which explains your avatar
If that's your measure of "good, then you're better than me by far
I'm content to argue honestly, I know it seems bizarre
To the guy who thinks he can dictate rules like his title is Tsar
You're a door-to-door salesman, how outdated can you get?
Your rap is not consistent, in old age did you forget?
Your rap is not consistent, in old age did you forget?
You might be less mobile, there's no reason to be upset
When your memories fade away, I'll teach you the alphabet
Just start from square one, then how to use the internet
You're a noob in that area, I am a vet
Then I'll teach you proper grammar, and your English will reset
You definitely need that, have you gotten spellcheck yet?
You may have more experience, but I am creative
You're left with the same-old, my ideas are innovative
I'm always fresh and aware, your state is vegetative
Rapping isn't your jam, I do it like I'm a native
If you can't make good beats, then go sit down and sulk
It's no problem for me, all of my raps come in bulk
Just give up now, let me make it known
I will never lose, this is my crown and throne
Round 3
I might be old, but I'm not casted in a mold.
I've been using computers since DOS was the standard of gold.
I type 100 WPM plus you can trust that was a lie you told.
You shouldn't make assumptions, You were just talking about being too bold ;)
Correction to your statement, I hurled myself at you dude.
Because I don't forget and I'm a giant with a lude attitude.
But I'm gentle if you avoid my space and don't ruin my mood.
After that the fact you're actually breathing to me is considered rude.
That was a clever narrative of my memory being lost.
Because that's the only way you'd beat me but it kind of comes across
As an unlikely scenario you staked your claim on a loss.
By the time that happens you'll be half dead and covered in moss.
Sometimes my grammar makes me sound like I drank a beer bro (I don't drink)
But I don't need to be a hero when I'm up against a zero.
Speed Racer thinks he's fast, but he doesn't even see the clear row.
I'll zoom you into your doom like vroom!! before you even get near, Hoe!!
100 words per Minute? Well that makes some sense
You only go for speed, not quality, here’s my two cents
Leave the rushing to me, don’t be so tense
Or you’ll keep making the same mistake, are you dense?
You’re subject to entropy, getting cold and rot (brr)
I’m opposite, unlike you, I only get hot (ter)
You say you can do it, like you won’t be in a knot (sure)
For me, I finish fast, I only need one shot (blur)
Around and round in circles, does your pain never end?
You always end up struggling, what a convenient trend!
You’re getting desperate, so a hand I will lend
Psyche! You will just fail as I ascend
So, Mr. Elephant, will you finally learn?
Go order you some ointment for that burn
You will never win, you can only yearn
But I know you’ll still try, so I guess it’s your turn!
You only go for speed, not quality, here’s my two cents
Leave the rushing to me, don’t be so tense
Or you’ll keep making the same mistake, are you dense?
You’re subject to entropy, getting cold and rot (brr)
I’m opposite, unlike you, I only get hot (ter)
You say you can do it, like you won’t be in a knot (sure)
For me, I finish fast, I only need one shot (blur)
Around and round in circles, does your pain never end?
You always end up struggling, what a convenient trend!
You’re getting desperate, so a hand I will lend
Psyche! You will just fail as I ascend
So, Mr. Elephant, will you finally learn?
Go order you some ointment for that burn
You will never win, you can only yearn
But I know you’ll still try, so I guess it’s your turn!
Round 4
I don't believe in entropy without proof of a closed system.
I don't believe in whack MC's and that's why I like to diss em.
I dispatch them swiftly and I never stop to miss em.
I'm fat and I'm cocky, now find my asses and kiss em.
We might both move fast, but we're not the same.
There's a difference between rushing and acting quickly while being tame.
You can only say you're fast so many times before it's lame.
I play around a lot, but this ain't some kind of game.
I'll cripple you with a ripple of a phrase
You're in a pickle when I triple up the haze
Of fickle insults that stickle you into a daze.
I'll pop you like a pimple on a dimple stings like a taze.
I'm rapping half assed, but still I have passed.
you up in the lane, My engine's your bane.
I'm pumping the fuel, Lets finish this duel.
Lets flag out this race, and tear up this place.
You're gonna fail, Ralph, you've already given up
Are you gonna start to cry? Does baby need a sippy cup?
I'm only a teenager, you are a grown up
Yet I'm leaving you in the wind, you're screaming "Hold up!"
I can't overuse "fast," you're just jealous of my skill
You're working up a sweat, I'm sitting here, chill
It's not even hard, you are popping pills
But it's never gonna work, don't need that refill
Do you need a bandaid? Cause' you're starting to bleed
I'm running up the hill, can't mess with my speed
Get down on your knees, and start to plead
It'll fall on deaf ears, I only help myself succeed
So please contemplate watch you're about to face
I'm coming with a gun, you've only got mace
You might want to run, get ready for the race
Cause' in the end, it doesn't matter, I'll finish in first place
Cool
I like the idea of referencing earlier battles.
Lol yeah
I was thinking that we should do a nostalgia rap battle where we copy and paste individual lines and/or stanzas from previous battles and cite where they came from
reading this battle in hindsight was fun.
Lol yeah
Nice rap 6
Holy crap there were still rounds left for this, lol.
Muchas Gracias
You brought the HEAT wow lol
It's cool lol, you've got no obligation to finish immediately so take your time if needed
sorry. i'm wiped today, I promise it will be done before I go to sleep, lol
Are you ever gonna respond to either of our debates? lol
felt. That's all I can say there.
The funny thing is that (for the most part) I am hyper sensitive, I'm extremely quiet in real life because I'm always afraid of hurting someone's feelings, but when I get to know someone really well or get comfortable around them then I tend to brag, and online I brag way too much >.<
In general, people are in too much of a hurry.
I've been there. I suggest hyper sensitive empathy in all situations. I only step up my intensity on a quip pro quo basis as to categorically test the meddle of my would be competitor. One is rarely in a rush to have to reveal themselves too quickly without observation first and if that is not the case then a fist fight is likely to follow, because you're probably being attacked, lol.
I could never hate school lol, academics is the only thing I'm good at, the only problem is that I have middle child syndrome and that makes me SUPER competitive, which destroys all of my relationships, something I'm trying to work on
Ironically, it's when you turn your brain off that music gets easy. It's all muscle memory. You play enough patterns and suddenly you can play every song that has those patterns without thinking all. You just know that said part "feels" like this when you play it. The hardest music to play is the slow music.
Anyone can shred machine gun riffs with those satisfying 32nd notes to keep you on beat. Holding out long and syncopated notes while throwing in well times micro shreds while using dynamics and feeling bends to make those holds sound good is the truly talented application of music. I drifted off into guitar speak for a second, lol. That was my first major instrument.
Good for you, I could never rap my head around playing music (pun intended)
I could play piano a little bit if I hardcore remembered every key, but I can't play by ear or read music
I didn't fail because of skill, but rather my lack of seriousness for getting a degree. While I love education, I detest school. The irony right?
I unsuccessfully attended college for music education. I play a few instruments.
Welp, my as long as I know the vocabulary then my reading is very good, my speaking is not that good, and my hearing is horrible
Also, you can play the piano? O_O
Don't count out google translate. That's what helped me check myself this far. But as I go on, I have to use it less and less. I never need it for grammar anymore (it's not great for grammar anyway because you have to enter the phrase in English with Spanish grammar for it to work right half the time.) but I do use it to look up niche words that I hardly use.
Unfortunately, I'm not as strong in spoken Spanish because there's not a lot of Spanish speakers in my area that like atheists, lol.
I tried playing piano as a side gig for this predominantly latino/a church and it just didn't sit well with me because the pastor assumed that I was Christian and I didn't want to tell the guy because I also worked with him and things were delicate, lol.
Alrighty, thanks a ton!
Also I had to use google translate for like half of that translation lol
great translation!!
there's multiple words for "from" I'm 80% sure I used the right one.
spanishaddict has really good conjugation tables and THE BEST forums. Look out for this poster named Lazarus. He's very traditional, so take him with a grain of salt, but the posts on there are well moderated. I'll give you a little trick. Do a "this vs this" look up on words that are similar in google and you'll get good answers.
For example. "saber vs conocer" or "para vs por" Stuff like that will yield you amazing searches. and master the word "que" and all it's subsets to a T if you want good Spanish "lo que, para que, la que, el que, por que, etc. "
Pleasure and if you want to practice it, call me from here
I had to look up desde :/ but otherwise I pretty much got it myself haha
Do you know a good place that has like a list of Spanish vocabulary words?
Also, ok lol, take your time, I know you'll come back at full force
I used it all up going holiday ham on RM.
I'm out of rap juice at the moment so i'll do this in a bit. I want to make sure I go super ham to do your R2 justice
mucho gusto y si quieres practicarlo, el espanol. llamame desde aqui
My last class today was Spanish so thanks for the quick lesson lol
Don't get me wrong, I think you're both very skilled.
lol
lol, I was showing off my skills :)
Se deberia aprender (One should learn )
Se deberia is an impersonal construct. It means One "does this" you always use the third person conjugation.
The subjunctive is something you use in specific situation and the best way to explain it in English is that it adds the word "might" to the conjugation, but there's a more formal way to explain it that would require a monologue by me.
One example would be Quiero que toquemos la musica. Which is (I want us to play the music) but because it's a conjugation verb with a conjugated verb after the "que" clause, you turn tocamos into toquemos. For subjunctive, you always change the e or I into A and A into e using qu to replace C's
What this roughly translates too is (I want that we might play the music) There's no perfect translation here though. It's basically like saying I WANT us to play music, but I don't know if we're going to or not. This is a REALLY basic introduction into subjunctive clause.
Something to learn the impersonal constructive and the subjective verbs? I need some work lol
se deberia aprenderlo el constructive impersonal y el verbos subjunctivos.
Also, check out this sick rap I just dropping on RM
https://www.debateart.com/debates/685
You can vote on it, but if you do, RM is going to accuse you of trolling, lol. I don't like telling people not to vote on things. It seems unamerican.
If your rap battles were actually debating anything, rather than just insulting each other, I might agree.
Then go and make some non-rap battle debates lol
Let's Call this Ralph's Theory
"All debates are reducible to rap battles without rhymes."
That's my unified theory of wrap.
No less than 40% of the debates on the first page on DebateArt are Rap Battles. What id the point of debate again?
Thanks
I’m currently learning Spanish, I’m conversational now but I’m trying to find a way to increase my vocabulary, I’d gladly exchange my grammar for fluency in Spanish lol
Damn, you really brought it that time.
Fun factoid. My grammar was never that good to begin with, but it got worse when I learned Spanish (because of being a travelling salesman) and now I accidentally say things with Spanish vowels sometimes with my inner dialogue and add lot of mandatory "that' placements that are optional in English. Ergo, Spanish makes one's English sound funny.
Line 15 was suppose to end with "Boast" Not Roast.
Thanks! Yours was pretty great too :D
Sick rhyme. I like it
I cuss, when the rap needs it. I'm neutral on cussing but I don't over do it because it makes the rap sound boring
To clarify, I don't mind if you cuss, I'm just saying I don't lol :D
Lol I won't, I don't cuss though, but otherwise get ready for the fire >:D
Thanks for accepting.
Don't hold back on the insults.
Why not lol