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Vader
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#439

Rap Battle vs bsh1

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The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
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2

After 3 votes and with the same amount of points on both sides...

It's a tie!
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Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
4
Time for argument
Three days
Max argument characters
30,000
Voting period
Two weeks
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bsh1
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Description

Vote on who you think had the better flow, analogies, disses, etc.

NOTE: Conduct should be taken into acct for rap is a genre with insuts. Anything goes

Round 1
Vader's avatar
Vader
Pro
#1
NOTE: Good luck to bsh in his first real rap battle. Again the way the raps go do not show real feelings, they all are in fun and games
*hahaha motherfuckers, Dudz is here*

Welcome to the rap game bsh. please to meet you
My name is SupaDudz and it's time to cook you up like beef stew
It's a hard industry and now I'll make it more hard
Just like your cock when I drop the ace of spades card
And I'm gonna make waves just like your moderation
Try to ease up a bit, call it toleration
Because as a straight male I've had gay guys in their feelings
While you can't even control the anti-bsh uprising 
And the body pics on DDO are fantasies
Because the odds of that happening are a spec in the galaxy

Call me Darth Vader, I am the king of the evil and darkness and infecting your brain like a nasty ass parasite
But then call me the Skywalker, I taught that bitch Ray to have some loyalty and give Kylo a good fight
Run away bitch this is a betrayal 
Anakin so jealous, he just hit me up in the email
DS9 your favorite, but I compare to VOJ
Because your the worst of the best and milking shit for spare change
No Rational here but I am the most creative here
Piccaso and Rowling with a mix of young ideas for me to steer
Yea I made a student in your eyes
But I am the teacher that needs to play a game of iSpy
To keep your from soaring away and kept in a container like iFly

Moderator try to be cool
Moderator try to be tough
Moderator try to be in
But moderator will get himself into a pin
Moderator thinks it to rough
Moderator sends down the hammer to act cool when he acting just a like fool
And no abuse here on the page
I got the money to pay off the wage
Meek Mill, yea I'm the Difference
While you been sitting in the car  smoking off in the distance

Your gonna get all Pixar in this bitch
Cry, cry, and sob and come out with something more irritating than a snitch
Cmon Pixar that is pathetic
Cars 3 and Coco? What an utter mess of a rhetoric
Just like Pixar you persuade people into your logic
But your disappear after this diss like the mat haters magic

*poof poof*

bsh1's avatar
bsh1
Con
#2
Thank you to Supa for this debate! I am looking forward to a fun, perhaps cathartic experience. Anyone who knows me will tell you I almost never swear, so it should be fun to let my metaphorical head down.

Before I begin, I just want to point out that invective, sexual language, and boasting, among other things, are common to the rap genre. To the extent I use these kinds of language, I am doing so for the purposes of being authentic to the genre itself. I have the utmost respect for Supa as a person, and for almost every user on this site. Any and all such normally inappropriate language is being used with Supa's permission, for artistic expression, and is not meant as a genuine insult. Much like a comedy roast, all is meant in good fun. If anyone would not like to be included as a subject in any of my raps, they may contact me and I will, of course, honor their requests to the greatest possible extent. 

I also want to mention this is my first time doing a rap battle, and I am by no means a rap aficionado, so I imagine that this debate will present quite a challenge for me. I will nevertheless do my best to give Supa a run for his money, and may the best rapper win. With all that said...here we go...

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"You wish you were Me"

Bitch you've been beat, bitch you dead meat
I like my men fresh, so I eat that hot flesh
I have that tight ass, but you just offbeat
You're rap has shit flow, ain't got no heat, no
You say "beef stew," that you're best, yo? (lol)
You just mincemeat, so fucking bow low
Like Jon Snow to the Queen, fucking hoe

You just fucking annoying, bitch you're rap is just cloying
And boy I'm not toying, I'm here and destroying
You just wish you were me, I'm a playboy and beast
A mod and a leader, I've got the skids greased
You just an altar boy no priest would fuck
A rap busboy, you're rhymes went amok

Bitch you've been beat, so bitch face defeat
You love Kim Possible, like a third-grade effete
Bitch I'm gonna win, that line is uncrossable
8,000 ELO, so boy kiss my feet
Bitch you talk Star Wars, but you know that I know more
You Jabba's dancer, but you know that I'm no whore
Now work the dance floor, or be fed to the rancor

So get in my dungeon, put your mouth on that truncheon
Follow instruction and eat that eruption
You just wish you were me, got that banhammer large
Bring it down on your ass and make your dick hard
You think you Meek Mill, but you Becky Black
Don't got my prowess, no stick in your stack

Bitch you've been beat, cause bitch I'm elite
Cause my body on fleek and my ass is a treat
Got you on chains, like Leia, my slave
Bitch not a man, so no need to shave
You say you got money, but bitch ain't got money
I dress in Versace, boy you look funny
Goodwill fugly, trash and he scummy

When I make it rain, man those girls they stop scrolling
And when I turn them down, men they extolling
Cause I have the money, bitch I'm bankrolling
Yeah, you just wish you were me, rich and hot, 3rd degree
So sit down and shut up while I spill the T
A straight ten, a kingpin, yeah fucker that's me
So sit down and shut up, admit you're debris
Bitch.

*drops mic*
Round 2
Vader's avatar
Vader
Pro
#3
*hehehee here we go*

Choppiest flow that I ever had to read
I'll have give you credit but I ain't gonna concede
Analogies that you relate ain't worthy of participation
While everyone is waiting for Supa to come in with obliteration 
Damn right I'm Ron Stoppable and lemme give it with a run down
And then you'll look sillier than Bozo the Clown
Ron is the baller that you wish to be, setting up them records like Drew Brees
Ron is the player that you wish to be, calling up KP and fucking on the daily
Ron is the world saver that you wish to be, that bitch went monkey and destroyed the robots totally
And this shit is betrayal at it's finest
I guess I'm Kylo Ren, as a righteous 

Damn right you a mod but you ain't a leader
How many times has Virt had to defend your feeder?(Mouth)
And what's your obsession with sex dungeons?
When the only one you been near is Dungeons and Dragons competition
And you would probably go and taste the rainbow
Being an utter bore like tic tac toe
Flaming gay, but your rhymes were cold
And a body more nastier than shower mold
You as so dull as a flower pot
You ain't that elegant cooking your tea outta the kettle cot

Your strongest feat is ELO
But Rational still got you in the hole
20-0 for a while, call him the Undertaker
I need you get you some air because your losing your pride, get a ventilator
Better at contributing to the community
Better at spiting bars causing some vulnerability
Everyone got a soft side
But your cake just got soaked by a tide(water makes things soft to a certain extend)

Money the only that you got
But I think you got Dimensia and simply just forgot
I'm 15 and only just a teen
My whole 3 years high school is the worlds wet dream
Katherine bitch yea I stand up
Your rhymes are more stale than 7-up
I'm referring to you as KSI
Basic rhyme schemes with a basic allibi
A gay male looking to spit bars on the side
You haven't dared stepped into the cream of the crop
I guess its Daylight Savings because time you just took a drop
Bsh be honest I'll dig you into a smut
I'll fuckin bury so hard like the motherfucking shot put
I already set school records on the field
OSU just hit me up with another deal

Bitch lasagna
With a side of drama

Using the same word, repetition
And by now you can already envision
The title belt being raised over my head
While you sit down and cry over the thread
About how moderating gets you oh so stressed
It's not that it's the fact that the whole gang feelin' oppressed
Wylted and Rational
Your not even a fractional
Of the Chicago PD
So stop acting like your the head of authority
Mike can put you in the deep space like gravity

Your taste in flow is like the taste of salt
All bitter, and all your fault
Like, damn, how could you like the shit that Kid Buu spews
Because that is your raps allude too 
A rip off of every A-list rapper
Rip into your soul like a full grown snapper
And everyone one of your guys will come for me
And I'll say I am a straight as this line can be
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And they say, please lemme give you 200
And then pretty soon I wondered...
Why do these guys wanna hop on the engine of the Porsche?
Well that's because your kissing got their throats hoarse

*bang bang*

Yea your embarrassed
Even Rational has witnessed

*pathetic* 






bsh1's avatar
bsh1
Con
#4
Do a Jon Snow and bend the knee now
Cause I'm the Queen of Dragons, what's your name now?
Yeah you a little shit, egotist, think your good at this
Think again, cause I'm the ten,
Motherfucking King of flow, Lord of beats, Queen of Rap
So shut your trap and know this:
I don't need no game, already got my throne, notice?
Bend the knee, beg to me, and maybe you'll get noticed
You a sidepiece, no main event, pitiful rhymes ain't no diss.
Sad Little Finger, little dick, your flow piss.

I get the men, suit and tie, 50 Shades of dapper
"Lasagna," "beef stew," you more a chef than rapper
I do that kinky shit, Khal Drogo breeds me right
Your ugly ass can't get laid, but if you plead they might
Hoes don't even want your money looking at your face
But my milk tastes like golden honey, they know that I'm the ace
And I don't need to explain my rhymes like someone failed at writing
Your parenthetical sidebars are more pathetic than enlightening

Yeah, so I'm the flaming gay, standing unburnt like Daenarys
Your flow so lazy bad, fucking laughable it's just careless
You just a virgin on the sidelines, I'm on the catwalk, Calvin Kleins
All the men they want to sleep with me and drink me up like wine
In your wet dreams and your sex dreams, you know that I'm the star
Turning straight to gay, and gay to wild, I'm the sexiest by far
And RM's pretty ELO ain't gonna last too long, already beat him
In an easy bout, an easy rout, I've bedimmed his shinning star

So you think your Kylo Ren, a crybaby with no talent,
I'm more the Han Solo type, roguish, hot, and gallant
You're a walking carpet, a piece of nerf-herding slime
I'm more of Jon Snow's ilk, fighting in my prime
Talk about shower mold and common colds, you're a walking disaster
You look like Shrek, only if he never lived happily ever after
So motherfucker back off, before I pound you into dust
Cause I'm the baddest bitch here, I make them all feel lust

Do a Jon Snow and bend the knee now
Cause I'm the Queen of Dragons, what's your name now?
Yeah you a little shit, egotist, think your good at this
Think again, cause I'm the ten,
Motherfucking King of flow, Lord of beats, Queen of Rap
So shut your trap and know this:
I don't need no game, already got my throne, notice?
Bend the knee, beg to me, and maybe you'll get noticed
I'm the main event, no sidepiece, rhymes on-point like oh bliss.
Like Arya, I say good by, Little Finger dismissed.
Bitch. You lost.

*drops mic*

Round 3
Vader's avatar
Vader
Pro
#5
*Now and Now, Now and Now. 2 times man. That's pathetic*

Guess were calling occupations out for disses
I'm Chef Boneyard cooking up the spices
Your beat went from shit to utter diarrhea
Your modding career is more of a joke than social media
Next time I need a Laxative I read your rap
Because I think it's about to make me take a crap
Sorry for the ass joke
But you ain't an elegant folk
That you proudly stated over the forum
Your more pathetic than half of Trump's quorum

Bend the bsh over before the ban begins(B)
Stood a sad chance, sadly he stomped on shit, like Ndamunkin Suh(BS)
Hardly ever had any head but has hashed out he's had hundreds of hookups (BSH)
Sucks off some stoner for some quick stacks (BSH S)
Utter embarrassed of urethas and utters(BSH Su)
Call me his Cryptonite cause I changed his course(BSH Suc)
Kanye mentality with a kink of thinking he's King Kratos(BSH Suck)
Sucks that someone has something wrong his syllogism is stupid(BSH Sucks)

Damn right mother I pull off some alliteration
About to put you in some hyperventilation
More blown up that a hypertonic cell
Man you more stupid than some bitch who fell down a well
Farewell, your pizzazz is long gone
I got more bars than colors in crayola crayon
You'd be the person to make James Charles go straight
You just fell into the Supa bait
Thanks you for being Han Solo
I killed your ass for the power though
The only sex dreams I think about are dreams with Korinna
You'll run out of designer to buy, Bye Fe-li-cia
And you'll be left with a pit of darkness
Knowing that you wasted your money on brand names than fabrics
But since we talking about the clothes
I mask out all of my foes
NMDs on my feet
I be wearing Supreme, up in this street

You are not some of idol
You are about turn idle
Why the fuck do you use choruses?
Did you run out of bars to cause bruises?
1/10 on Grindr
Where is your talent, I can not find-her?
I'm not gonna RiceGum, but I keep it real
I got you so weak that you can't even feel
The power and wrath of your rap enemy
Calling you Nemo, an-ne-ne-ne-ne-no-my
I'm cut your deferans like a vasectomy

St. George bitch, I'm the dragon slayer
Conduct these bars like Dexter's lair
Anatomy so complex you need some educating
You ain't educating but your masturbating
To some gay guy that you never get
So stop hyping yourself up that you make the boys wet
I haven't seen a boyfriend on your status
I am the Brahmin of the Indian classes
Your the untouchable
Your so unshockable
Hidden chlamydia
Somewhere down your lineage, you may have lost your dignity of your familia



 

bsh1's avatar
bsh1
Con
#6
"Whipped"

So you talk about my chorus and shit
Like they don't the bring the money, remits
I'm a Nicki Minaj, a bloody Cardi B
I get those devotees like Horus and Sif
You lookin' at the King of Flow, Queen of Beats
Ain't changing my style cause some Virgin say so
Oh! You ain't go not bitches cause they're all in my name
You've lost this game already, I've got the men and the fame
So you better bend over, I've got the whip, come get tamed

I've got the skill and the knowledge, I don't need no acrostics
you give some first grader's shit, I can do those heroics
Panegryic and Sestina, Alexandrine with meter
Beautiful like patina, my rhymes torch like Demeter
Your torch fucked up like peyronie's, syphilitic and sordid
Open sores, your bars horrid, flow torpid
Haters don't get to me, y'all know I'm just stoic

You talk about wet dreams cause that's all you can get
When the men lie with me they leave in a sweat
Cause they know I give those torches special head
Your virgin ass? You need sex special ed!
You talk to me about modding, I'll bring that banhammer down on your ass,
Call it a flogging, you know your dick hard at the thought of that mast
You wanna come at me, then the joke is on you
I'll get your legs spread and banhammer you dead

So you talk about my chorus and shit
Like they don't the bring the money, remits
I'm a Nicki Minaj, a bloody Cardi B
I get those devotees like Horus and Sif
You lookin' at the King of Flow, Queen of Beats
Ain't changing my style cause some Virgin say so
Oh! You ain't go not bitches cause they're all in my name
You've lost this game already, I've got the men and the fame
So you better bend over, I've got the whip, come get tamed

You neutered and spayed--more spayed like a bitch
You talk about Grindr, like a virgin can talk, your manhood a glitch
My ass bewitches like a ten outta ten, the poor men all want me
The rich men all fuck me, I live well, filigree
You think you're Saint George, lol dragons, I ride 'em
Swimming in golden seas, Smaug bequeathed 'em
Cause they fall in love with me, bel esprit

Yeah I'm here to win it, and came up in here and did it
And boy I'm here to show 'em, how Supa I owned him
This rap is my hymn, it's working here like the gym
Swaying with that supermodel swish,
Cause I'm the real, real bad bish
Ain't no low trash like you, I slash you askew
You just unfit, but I came here to commit

So you talk about my chorus and shit
Like they don't the bring the money, remits
I'm a Nicki Minaj, a bloody Cardi B
I get those devotees like Horus and Sif
You lookin' at the King of Flow, Queen of Beats
Ain't changing my style cause some Virgin say so
Oh! You ain't go not bitches cause they're all in my name
You've lost this game already, I've got the men and the fame
So you better bend over, I've got the whip, come get tamed.
Supa burned up in flames, lifeless in shame. 
Bitch, you lost, you've been maimed.
Bend over, bow down.





Round 4
Vader's avatar
Vader
Pro
#7
*That's what I waited 3 days for...ha...*
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Ok man, I see your a little bit angry
You look a little bit hungry
Eat a Snickers, it's so yummy
Cause you need to come back to reality
You plowing Dragons man that's bestiality
I'll throw you in jail faster than Madman's anger
911 man I think we in danger
Hide your dogs, hide your cats, this man is insane
He has no brain
He's a lunatic broken free in the sea
Cause he ain't biting me, no HIV

Shawty like a melody gotchu in replay
Your Drew Lynch but less funny and speak nonsense, ay!(Pig Latin roots end in ay)
Wanna bring up the Greek gods, I spit til the Moon
Poseidon gonna drown your house in the lagoon
Zeus gonna take out his thunderbolt, and strike with pride
Eliminate your gay talk and saying all the guys ride
The only thing that you'll ever get
Is your anime pillow you won in a bet

Virgin is the only diss that you got
But in the end I almost forgot
I'm an Orthodox Christian, I go abstinence
I pray to lord and I look for leadership form the covenance
Everything you gonna say is old news
"I am 15, I'm horny, I'm lonely," but I got the clues
That you were the same way too
I'll scare you to death like I'm Boo(girl from Monsters inc)
And when you lose the battle
Are you gonna throw down the hammer
Cause I got the power to throw down the mantle
While your only friend is the Indian phone scammer

And bitch don't say I got no social life
Imma chop it up, call me the knife
I go out and socialize
You be on this website spewing lies
Your raps aren't an anthem they're a joke
You sink to the bottom like a regular Coke
I'm like Diet, I'll flow up to the top
And the farmers always pick me cause I'm cream of their crop
You be RiceGumming yourself a whole lot
Your gonna need a tissues because after tears come the snop

Complexity is more than just a skill
It's an art that takes time to master, on the bill
You think you can get into the ring without training?
I'm having to show you a hardcore beating
Cause you didn't hit the gym
And that's the reason you never heard your hymn
I got you like a puppet on the string
Miracle master
Your life falling down like a disaster

*finish strong! just fell short*
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Thanks to opponent for the rap battle. Should start reading now to get some RFDs







bsh1's avatar
bsh1
Con
#8
Before I post my final rap, I'd like to thank Supa for this debate. It was a fun experience and certainly tested my creativity. I'd appreciate any voters pointing out any stand out lines; I am sure Supa would appreciate the same. I would also like to take this opportunity to ask for your vote. Thank you!

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"Rap God 2.0"

You think they're Greek gods? Bitch you don't know a thing.
Horus, Egyptian god of Kingship and Lord of the Sky
Merging with Ra like Jekyll meets Hyde
And me? I'm Norse like Sif, mother of Thor
Golden-haired beauty, couldn't ask for more
Supa looks more like a satyr with craters
Adolescent pockmarks the hoes can't ignore
But when they see me they can't save it for later
They need me now, I'm a crave activator
The rip off my close, I make good husbands traitors

Y'all know that I killed it, cause I came here and drilled it
Like you know that I thrilled 'em, came up in here and grilled him
The men I fulfilled 'em, and the truth, man, I spilled it
So hush and bow down, let the Queen wear her crown
Cause y'all know that I'm flaming, my bars here and they blazing
I got that banhammer strong, Hall of Fame: I belong
You haters all wrong, just admit I'm amazing.
Amazing bitch. Just praise bish and back down.

So what I'm a beast? You a chef with no feast.
Snickers and coke, go and get diabetes.
I am here and I'm greased, with men out there drooling
Too many choices, picking dates is so grueling
I'm the Hephaestus of rap, all craftsman no crap
Not like a virgin with sex jokes, ain't got your ass tapped
You ain't got no material, all smoke, no mirrors yo
You say virgin's all I got, but dude that's all on you, though
You think that's all I said, then get to the back of the queue
Ain't dealing with no bitches who are illiterate, too

Man, I've traveled the world, lived that life of adventure
All you've got left for you is to die with no treasure
You in decline, they so no pearls before swine
But you've wasted your youth on these half-assed rhymes
You think you got friends but the truth's just the opposite
You waste your time here, so shut up and just stop this shit
I got this win in the bag, and though I don't mean to brag
When your father he hungry, man he call me his stag
And your mother she horny, so she takes time to watch
Y'all know when you're with me, the sex is topnotch

Y'all know that I killed it, cause I came here and drilled it
Like you know that I thrilled 'em, came up in here and grilled him
The men I fulfilled 'em, and the truth, man, I spilled it
So hush and bow down, let the Queen wear her crown
Cause y'all know that I'm flaming, my bars here and they blazing
I got that banhammer strong, Hall of Fame: I belong
You haters all wrong, just admit I'm amazing.
Amazing bitch. Just praise bish and back down.

Yeah, you right at the end, you did just fall short,
Like what Monica said to Bill, what's that, a wart?
Like what any girl will say to you when you can't drill
When they can't get that ecstasy, you ain't got no skill
Cause your no fantasy, just a sad-ass motherfucker who doubted me
I'm bijou motherfucker, I'm expensive and collectible, marquis
Got my machete and my bars to cut you down right
Cause I'm the emcee god and this shit's my birthright
I got that erudition, I got those subtle jibes, my rap dynamite
You need to bribe the voters, my lines cesium bright

More parenthetical side bars, that's just pathetic and bizarre
Verbal carnage, verbal garbage, your lines don't get you far
Against a King, against a Queen, against a motherfucking Tsar
Bitch, you got no flow, you go no rhythm, just a metric cataclysm
Bitch, I'm lissome and I'm sexy, you got nothing up against me
So bend over like I told ya, and I'll show you I've got rhythm
Lyricsm, and talent more than some fucked up wannabe
I'm Adonis to your Pan, I'm Hades' Persephone
I'm gorgeous and I'm smart, I got that master's degree
I wear that gold and amethyst, so fucking suck my prism

Y'all know that I killed it, cause I came here and drilled it
Like you know that I thrilled 'em, came up in here and grilled him
The men I fulfilled 'em, and the truth, man, I spilled it
So hush and bow down, let the Queen wear her crown
Cause y'all know that I'm flaming, my bars here and they blazing
I got that banhammer strong, Hall of Fame: I belong
You haters all wrong, just admit I'm amazing.
Amazing bitch. Just praise bish and back down.

So put me on that pantheon, Jesus knows I'm on Olympus
Mixing metaphors like a badass, I twist those words like a gymnast
Got as many original bars, unlike Supa no scars
Herculean and legendary, I am no mortal by far
I am a Rap King, a Rap Queen, a Rap God, immortal
Not Xerxes, more 300, shoes like Cardi's: blood red
Reading Supa's entrails: yup, the Dudz' dead.

Now it's time to face facts, no this ain't not act
Y'all know that I killed it, cause I came here and drilled it
So hush and bow down, let the Queen wear her crown
Just praise bish and back down.
Cause I am trailblazing, yes bitch I'm amazing:
Royalty of Rap, I'm God here, now clap
Rap God 2.0
I win.

*drops mic*