Instigator / Pro
0
1233
rating
412
debates
39.56%
won
Topic
#3729

North Korea is cool, USA is gay

Status
Finished

The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.

Winner & statistics
Winner
0
2

After 2 votes and with 2 points ahead, the winner is...

RationalMadman
Parameters
Publication date
Last updated date
Type
Standard
Number of rounds
1
Time for argument
Two weeks
Max argument characters
30,000
Voting period
Two weeks
Point system
Winner selection
Voting system
Open
Contender / Con
2
1702
rating
574
debates
67.86%
won
Description

An interview with an ordinary American:
"If North Korea would become gay like us, everything would be fine.
But instead they chose to be manly, which makes america look bad and gay.
70% of americans are gays or furries, while 99% of North Koreans are straight and normal and have families.
I think USA should force North Korea to accept the american gay way of life, because that is obviously better.
I think North Korean government should legalize porn so that North Koreans can become porn addicts just like americans.
I think North Korean government oppresses its people because it forces them to be normal and have families.
I know that USA is gay and has high rates of aids. I know that logically North Korea is better than us in every way. Yes, we did lie about Iraq and we lied about a whole lots of things. But that doesnt mean you shouldnt trust us again.
I know that every country liberated by US turned out to be a failure. But let me ask you this: just because we lied and failed every time, does that mean we will do so again?
Yes, I know I said this before about Libya and it turned out we lied about that too...
But what I am trying to say is, North Korea is bad. You have to trust me this time. They are monsters. Now, excuse me, I have to go home and suck a dildo because I can and I have freedom to do so."

Criterion
Pro
Tie
Con
Points
Winner
1 point(s)
Reason:

This is clearly a troll debate. Con was funnier to me than Pro, so Con wins. Get off the stage, Pro. Your jokes suck.

Criterion
Pro
Tie
Con
Points
Winner
1 point(s)
Reason:

Fun little bit of comedy from both. Ultimately con made me laugh more with the USA is genderqueer and NK is just a lesbian. In contrast, pros best joke was that accepting gays is wrong according to “logic,” which reminded me of Pete Holmes’ take in Batman, but did not rise to such quality levels.