Instigator / Pro
16
1266
rating
119
debates
15.97%
won
Topic
#187
Alliteration Battle
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
After 4 votes and with 9 points ahead, the winner is...
RationalMadman
Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 3
- Time for argument
- Three days
- Max argument characters
- 30,000
- Voting period
- One week
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
25
1702
rating
574
debates
67.86%
won
Description
No information
Round 1
Fundamentally fascist fuckwits fallaciously form fictional facts. Freestyling frogs forge facsimilated fat fanny fucking functionality. for five fishsticks I'll fit four festering fungal filaments on my feet. Fudge freezes fast.
Tune to the rap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbmnJmyTP84
Read in a typical North American accent.
As always, all you aspire to's average,
Anakin-Ass Side-switching Sad soul, asshole-muncher, mistaking my anus for a mayonnaise-masked sandwich,
Dealing the damage to your dignity; this deal-maker's damn rich,
And you're the dumb dunce I dunked; dearly deceased, dig a damn ditch,
Damn this dancing dum-diddley dragon's advanced past your Paz-hating batshit brain, you cuckolded faggot,
I'm no homophobe and before you fact-check, the 'faggotry' aint your flaw, it's your finest facet,
So fuck me more, don't pass on this precious penile-plow of your asset,
You'd possess no heart nor perspicacity to not partake in penetration from this penile-piety pleaser of palettes.
Round 2
anakin's alliteration acclimates you to abasement
archons allocate all your attributes to enslavement
Illuminati is evil imbecile, even entertainment
is affected by bilderberg agents that infiltrate it
big black booties bounce, bumpin' bad bitches eye balls bugged
jumping jiggling jesting jumbling juicy jamaican jugs
Jacque Fresco jotted fresh free verses in venus
perturbing profiteering propagandist politicians in the penis
pontificating, proliferating poppycock, pillocks. pea-wits
wet willy wank whacking wenus washing weak wimps
Correction: Palate (while pronounce Palette) is the word I meant there when I typed Palette at the end of R1's rap, not the word 'palettes' but the word 'palates'.
Tune to the following rap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyACzav7sGc
S-s-stutter as you struggle to structure something symbolic of what starts with 'sen', stuck in a puddle o' salsa,
Sir you suffer so much, Munchausen's prime suspect, the 'sen' ends in 'ence', Tesla, Edison's here, pussy just purr.
Get on your knees, girl and gobble, you glamorous, gorgeous Geisha, groveling, giving in you greatful, oh-so-governable cum-guzzler. (Geisha, even in an American accent is correctly pronounced gay-sha)
Does the time of day dictate the dime I pay for the damn plenty rating-boosting debates you donate?
Damn dude, the isolated incidents where they reduce the rating displayed are the times that the deciding voters were unswayed,
Not seldom but diligently, dutifully you day-in-day-out dish out these defeats like redefinition of 'free fuckin' trade',
Oh dearest Geisha, you're addicted to aggravating me, tasting this blade,
You're slain Hussein, who's here to save you, slave? No one mustered up the fucks, you must remain dismayed,
Madman's mighty master of maligner ways, this mortal's more than monster, he's indomitable prey,
So please attempt playing predator and never have your penitence following repaid.
Round 3
Forfeited
Backtrack to the rap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z4bQkeL8lc
In this instant I infanticide your idolising immature tiny mind child relyin' on the Bible,
I find inside my pride no hiding tyrant, I'm a rebel in my core, highest tides ride my soul,
If not a rebel I am Devil, I am Satan, I'm the pyromaniac, they say is back, never quietly idle,
I'm the illest with these lyrics, playing Quidditch with these snitches, spreading idiotic lies about my life; it's libel,
Who in the silliest of iterations of mental patients will be the next I rival?
'cause type1's my hoe, gone-extinct so I'm told, sip my semen pretty demon, pure amateur vs bona fide pro.
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>Reported vote: SupaDudz // Moderator action: NOT removed<
3 points to Pro (arguments). Reasons for voting decision: RM does not follow the alliteration format where every word must be alliteration. He switches off causing to subjectively vote for Type as his alliteration was more straight forward and followed the rule. This is not a rap battle, and RM sets it up as a rap battle where barely anything alliterates, so PRO wins
[*Reason for removal*] As this is a non-standard debate, the voter's subjective assessment of who had the better alliterations is enough for a vote to not be removed. Even if this debate employed more in-depth standards, the voter explains why they thought Pro had better alliterations; thus, the vote is sufficient.
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>Reported vote: armoredcat // Moderator action: NOT removed<
1 point to Con (conduct). Reasons for voting decision: Pro FF a round, so conduct to Con. Both had good alliterations.
[*Reason for removal*] A forfeit is sufficient reason to award conduct. Since this is a non-standard debate, the voter’s subjective assessment is also sufficient to vote a tie on arguments. As such, the vote is sufficient.
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>Reported Vote: YeshuaBought // Mod action: Not Removed
>Points Awarded: 7 points to Con
>Reason for Decision: RationalMadman has a brilliant mind.
>Reason for Mod Action: Troll debates are not moderated. So, no moderation action is appropriate for votes on this debate.
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oh wow bsh1 has the idiotic 'not moderating if i call it a troll debate' policy
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>Reported Vote: Castin // Mod action: Not Removed
>Points Awarded: 4 points to Con for arguments and conduct
>Reason for Decision: After some thought, I decided to judge this by how much you guys could alliterate while still delivering a coherent message of some creative skill. I figure it's pretty easy to just machine-gun a bunch of alliterated words out from the dictionary and throw them together. The challenge as I see it is balancing alliteration with meaning.
So I give this to Con even though Pro adhered more strictly to constant alliteration. Meaning and theme seemed less clear with Pro, with less continuity of message from one line to the next. He hops from the Illuminati to bouncing boobs to Jacque Fresco. Like "wet willy wank whacking wenus washing weak wimps" just looks like a bunch of random words thrown together to me. In contrast I thought Con did have nice continuity of message, putting descriptive insults and personal history to poetry. His R2 was pretty amusing.
I considered this a contest of creativity rather than an argument from facts or data, so I found sources N/A. Conduct point goes to Con because Pro forfeited a round. Grammar tied.
>Reason for Mod Action: Troll debates are not moderated. So, no moderation action is appropriate for votes on this debate.
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You both did a pretty good job juggling alliteration and rhyme. I was expecting both of you to abandon rhyme because it would place further limits on you. Good show.
palate not palette, will correct before my R2 rap