Group Rap Battle
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
After 2 votes and with 6 points ahead, the winner is...
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 3
- Time for argument
- Two weeks
- Max argument characters
- 10,000
- Voting period
- Two weeks
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
I choose two other teammates to join my team and con chooses two other teammates to join his team. Communication will be via PM and Google Docs. Share your emails or other form of communication through PM. Raps are expected to be at least 4 stanzas.
RULES
1. No trolling, forfeiting, or waiving.
2. Teams are expected to be equal in skill.
3. No hating in the comments.
Drafting of teams will be in comments.
1 : done, occurring, or collected after death
Yeah, you’re damn right, we murder, no- destroy you like the Fatman,
Bitch, you’re praising me, if I can spit bars like the Ratman,
Not like these shit mumble rappers, rapping ‘bout weed and xan,
We have the bars like a king, a fucking Sultan.
You’re fuckin’ with the undisputed, undeniable rap gods of DART,
We hit hard and fast, then rip out your heart.
Your flow’s terrible, like some shit you got from Walmart.
Yeah, you’re a damn Water Phoenix, even you know you can’t spit fire,
Can’t listen to your shit rap without getting tired,
Say you burnt us real bad, but even God knows you’re a liar.
Try to Nagasaki the madman, Japanese ninja-batman,
I’ll take your dud-bomb and remind your partner what you just admitted, your dismembered rap-style resembles the contents of a trash can,
You’re getting smacked by a rat, man, try harder to be a pussy cat, or my gat blams,
And your dreams’ll disappear, you’ll regret not feelin’ fear, steppin to me was a bad plan,
Don’t need to testify before your God, ‘cause his support’s what I got,
I’m a force of nature, you’re a ball o’ paper, only rappin’ your good for’s your hand wrapped around your two-inch cock.
G: I hear they bruised your ego and hurt your feelings-
RM: I hear we’re zero; nobodies and and these dweebs thinks that they’re so appealing.
G: Well if typing bullshit makes it true, then we’re winning and we’re damn Kings!
After all, fantasy land’s the only place where negative IQ even is a real thing,
RM: How about the reality that I got every medal, I earn my worth, then again… I guess it aint always true, them accepting this was a free win.
G: If your ego breaks ceilings, then I guess the real meaning of the bar is that your ego’s a powerhouse and these worthless scrubs come like magnets on the other pole; humble, negative leeches ripe for the stealing,
RM: Watch ‘em latch on to me, tryna get me hurt, pining to ingest my worth; I’ll break their egos ten times worse, little runts’ll be reeling; no medicine or miracle on Earth’ll get ‘em healing.
They say they’re revolutionaries, and my contribution to the site’s that of a weakling,
If I’m a weakling and have this many more medals ‘n’ hype than them, I guess the only thing they’re revolting
RM: Watch ‘em latch on to me, tryna get me hurt, pining to ingest my worth; I’ll break their egos ten times worse, little runts’ll be reeling; no medicine or miracle on Earth’ll get ‘em healing.
They say they’re revolutionaries, and my contribution to the site’s that of a weakling,
If I’m a weakling and have this many more medals ‘n’ hype than them, I guess the only thing they’re revolting against is their inescapable need for conceding.
G: SD Sucks, the D stands for the doom he faces in his religion’s hell for the severe sin of rebelling against God’s chosen elite; sacrificial lamb bleating; ripe for defeating.
RM: Only way they’ll win is if haters of mine fake-vote; these Wet Pussied sluts know our game’s Well Played, so Why Pretend? Our V is for victorious, their V’s watery from cheating.
G: This kid is posting shit like ‘AMA I moderate a chatroom I host tournaments, give free things!’
RM: Only part of his moderation worth celebratin’ the fact ‘Discord’ is the atmosphere; unappealing.
RULES1. No trolling, forfeiting, or waiving.
Rule 1 was broken by Pro.
Conduct goes for the forfeit.
Pro was much funnier; quotes like “Gloat like a butterfly, sting like a G,” and “This is more a trillion-on-1 gangbang than a 2-on-2 foursome” made me laugh much more; the complexity of the second round from Gatorades first stanza was amazing and cast a long shadow over the rest. Con was let down a lot by the end of the debate with what felt like a half-hearted rap. I felt here that the main issue with cons parts is that while the rhymes were good, the focus was more on making the rhyme than trying to make the insult make sense, there were a few reasonable insults but the whole thing felt a lot more disjoint.
I’m awarding a balance of 1 point here on that basis; that with the forfeit, I felt pro clearly did a better job of the typical rap battle, but the difference was not so huge as to warrant a bigger point value win
It's a 2v2 now so pick 1 other teammate.
Sure
let's just make this 2v2
Huh forgot you read below
You guys too
First two to accept get to be in my team
Alright then
You have to draft them
Yes, but who are my team mates?
Can you accept?
I'll be either team
This is a great concept!
bump
Ok
Sign me up to your team pls